Daily Afternoon Randomness in HQ (31 Photos)

The DAR is late. I got hopelessly drunk last night. If anybody finds the key to my place, lemme know.

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  • Farmer

    FIRST

    • EZP

      Everybody just mad cuz they didn't get first
      fuck em Farmer, well done

      • Monk

        Well done? What kind of accomplishment is it? Mastering the F5 key, or being a douche bag?

        • Farmer

          Actually I just happened to be on the Chive catching up on all the previous posts and new DAR, appeared like magic so I sprung into action. Success.

  • http://thechive.com ontherun1989

    Today could not get any better. Bravo Chive, bravo. Also, #31 thank you Dylan, i love you too.

    • WHYNOT

      I hope this is the Dylan I know. Wait it is I know it is. Or at least ii is going to be my dreams.

    • Captlazarus

      SWEET MOTHER MARY'S BEEF CURTAINS,

      I do believe there be nipple.

      • superhumano

        I saw it too, man… It is nice to see it here 😀

        • http://www.facebook.com/people/Dan-Padgett/706335855 Dan Padgett

          zoomed.

      • http://www.facebook.com/spence.hutchinson Spence Diamond Hutchinson

        ENHANCE

        • Nick

          Dylan, Dylan, Dylan, Dylan, and Dylan.

          Because she spits hot fire.

          • tsukushi_

            lol

          • bud

            i rhyme and i rip

          • rodan

            Ya too close, mon!

      • Maynard B.

        Dude, these sayings of your are a fucking riot. Where do you come up with this stuff? BEEF CURTAINS…..ha..ha….

    • bob

      bring her to us

      • HANK

        Why is she not the chivette of the year? Love her

    • n1ghtstalker

      And once you get past the sheer beauty and the side boob you eventually see she is wearing knee highs. Someone call an ambulance… I think I am having a heart attack!

    • Sobocop

      All in favor for Dylan to be the Chivette of the week say Hell Yeah!!!!

      • AMAN Lee

        Hell Yeah!!

  • Brother Maynard

    I was getting antsy there for a bit.

    And #30 #31

    • http://www.facebook.com/ranDgallegos Randy Gallegos

      my friend Tarah doing a similar photo… http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/29

      • SheriffPablo

        Dude, Your friend is hot!

        • http://www.facebook.com/ranDgallegos Randy Gallegos

          indeed she is lol kinda sad shes a lesbian huh? i should ask her if she wants to submit. sadly shes not a chiver … yet 😉

      • jen

        i whip my hair back n forth!

        • Dallas

          i was thinkin the same thing.

  • Dougie

    i feel special… inside!

    • Maynard B.

      That's called semen gathering up speed.

  • clark

    I laughed at #8 prolly more than i should

    • http://www.facebook.com/christopher.neufeldt Christopher Neufeldt

      We're going to hell for laughing at this.

    • livexstatic

      hilarious!

  • Brother Maynard

    #3 Another Sexy Chiver photo bomb? This could become a good Friday tradition.

    • asdasd

      Cute as hell!!

      • Monk

        Quit checking Leo out…

    • KCJake

      I honestly didn't notice until your comment.

    • Buckaroo Banzai

      Tonight . . . . . . . . . . . . . you. (creepy-face)

    • bud

      creepin Pierre style

  • DirtyArmySpecialist

    WestCoast!!

  • Dagoth Wit

    #13 A Budweiser in Ireland? BLASPHEMY!!!!!

    • Chiveinator

      Its the high-king of the beers

    • jadiwin

      Strangely very popular with the locals there.

      • Chiveinator

        not so strange that stuff will knock you off your ass o.0

        • dub

          Philosophical Raptor says: "If you get knocked off your ass, what do you land on?"

          • Just Sayin'

            From experience; my face.

    • Notawittyname

      One of the more popular beers in Ireland, same name but a compeltely different beer than the American version http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Budweiser_Budvar_Bre

    • Monk

      You have to remember, its an import there. 😉 Its all about where you live. When I was in australia, they hated Fosters, loved Budwieser. Go figure.

      • Sal "The Oak" Tutti

        It's a cheap import beer, what's not to like? We drink Peroni, Stella Artois and Tsing Tao in the US, among other imports. All that's important is 1. does it taste good to you? 2. does it get you drunk? If the answer to one or both of those questions is yes, you have yourself a beer. Cheers.

        • Foley

          I don't know anyone in Australia that loves Budwieser.

        • Monk

          Haha, agreed. Cheers.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Ryan-Aubin/1211755636 Ryan Aubin

      I like how they serve it freezing. So you don't have to taste how crappy it is.

    • http://twitter.com/amckee23 @amckee23

      awesome post that and im just up the road in newcastle Co.Down Chive on!

    • MacFluff

      The only good Ice Cold beer is an Heineken Ice Cold beer…. http://www.recensiekoning.nl/wp-content/uploads/2

  • Nick702

    #20 thank you for a great end to the week

    • asdasd

      Oh snap!!

    • Morgan Freeman

      who is this!?!?!

      • Dad

        Most likely, one of your daughters.

    • Ryno

      I can tell exactly wher the balloon knot it.

    • patov40

      I see what you did there. B)

  • TheStever

    #15 now i wish i had a cat

    • http://www.facebook.com/christopher.neufeldt Christopher Neufeldt

      I'm sure dogs like it too.

    • Cassidy

      Well, of course you do, otherwise it'd just be a silly waste to have a catfort with no cat… pft.

  • 0Bianka0

    Is that… John?? #4

    • Monk

      That's 'Slash' from TMNT, when he was going through his teen punk phase. (See early 90's)

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jason-Morton/100000652435411 Jason Morton

      No, it's Paula.

    • Maui B

      where's the scarf?

  • clark

    goddam, dylan

    #31

    • rlmnofjean-ious

      Hi Dylan,

      You don't know me, but I love you.

    • Del

      I…see…nipple!

    • BOCO Kid

      She is Chivette Royalty. I dub Dylan The Dutchess of Hotness

      • themouthfromthesouth

        Dutchess of Hot sounds better

    • dub

      Absolutely spectacular, Dylan. I'm at a loss of words.

    • bull1123

      I swear this is not me making a douche comment, but Damn Dylan looks body looks JUST like my girlfriend's!!! And now you've seen my gf topless…

  • FlyingSpagMonst

    #16
    Popped that moons cherry.

    • Some Dude

      Allegedly. Lol.

    • Monk

      Now when you landed on the moon, was the peoples who live there friendly? Or was they scared of you?

      • Vagina Jones

        Me knows you've been asked this a zillion times, it must really get on your tits being asked it: but lets just sort it out! What do you say to all those conspiracy theorists, who come up to you and say: "Does the moon really exist?"

        • Joe Schmo

          He probably laughs at anyone who says he was never there. Buzz Aldrin, on the other hand, is tempted to beat the hell out of you.

        • Ken

          There is a great YouTube video of Armstrong punching one of them in the face.

          Of all the Conspiracy theories floating around, the Moon walks one is the dumbest. LOTS of engineers worked on those missions, I know a couple. LOTS of people were present at the launches (the hardest part of the trip was getting the huge rockets out of earth's gravity), there are lots of moon rocks and dust they brought back.

          Stupid conspiracy.

          • its_forge

            To say nothing of the couple of guys who DIED while helping get that mission completed and the other three dudes who nearly did. That's like crapping on Gus Grissom's gravestone, saying it was all faked.

    • gaz

      Neil Armstrong is a prick he was given the greatest honour in history by being the first man on the moon then locks himself away never speaking to reports or making any public appearances so people can even ask him about the great honour he was blest with

      • dub

        Go ask a CIA operative to open up to you. I'm assuming he's sworn to secrecy with a good bit of information. It's probably easier to hide away than to have to lie to everyone.

      • Monk

        He wasn't 'given' anything. He was intelligent, worked hard and he accomplished something that he undertook at the greatest risk imaginable, his life. While you may feel entitled to him as though he is a celebrity put here for your entertainment, he owes you nothing.

        • its_forge

          ^^^ That, times the number of people who get improperly idolized every damn year. I do something big and heroic, I can either choose to make a big deal or I can say "they hired me to do a job and I did it, thanks for the adoration but please, leave me alone."

      • Phantom

        He has done many interviews and countless appearances. In fact, he has also taught at the University of Cincinnati, served on numerous corporate boards, and taken a part in two space flight accident investigations – Apollo 13 and Challenger. Neil Armstrong, and many of the astronauts, have represented themselves, their country, and their achievements with the deference those things deserve. To say he is ‘a prick’ only shows your ignorance.

  • Dan

    #13 You live in Ireland and you drink Budweiser? Shameful.

    • http://saracensrugby.org cfrase

      My Thought's as well, off work for the weekend in 15 and I will be having a Guinness!

      • guest

        sure Guinness is owned by Diagio. a UK company

    • wasd

      drink what ever the fuck you wanna drink.. haters gonna hate

      • Alex

        In case you guys don't know, Budweiser was (is) original from Tcheck Republic. In Europe, 'Merican Budweiser is simply called Bud. The Tcheck Budweiser is called Czevar Budwar or something like that in a lot of countries, but might be the original Budweiser since he's in Ireland, in which case it is a very fine lagger.

        • dub

          Czech Republic.

        • BrewMaster3000

          And now its owned by the Belgians. But who really gives a shit?

        • Mick

          First of all, your perceived knowledge would be better received if you knew how to spell. Secondly, no matter where it is, Budweiser still tastes like shit. Third, if you're in Ireland and you're drinking anything but Irish beer or whiskey, GTFO.

          • Mick

            thats like taking a date to the Playboy mansion.

          • bclark

            I try to only do that here in the states.

    • livexstatic

      something tells me no one should tell the Irish how to drink..

  • Brother Maynard

    #25 Monaco bitches!

    • wasd

      the best grand prix 🙂

    • asdasd

      Screw them, F1 day in Monaco over every bitch alive or dead!

      • dub

        I will screw them. You can have sex with your car.

    • Macbookprofessional

      F1 = Formula One / F*** one?

      • JustaDick

        Too bad your macbookprofessional doesn't come with a "make it funnier" app.

    • Dragos_Nei

      I think this pic is from last years European Grand Prix which is actually taking place this month on the 26th in Valencia.

      They have a rooftop camera that shows quite often the girlies up there.

  • FlyingSpagMonst

    #1

    MOM!!!!

    • Cassidy

      exactly

  • Roy Stalin

    the house looks whatever the way it wants to. gosh. #10

    • jen

      Tina! Come get some ham!

  • danny

    #3 that Chivette is freaking adorable

  • Taylor

    ahh… the best part of my day

  • FlyingSpagMonst

    #3
    Soon.

    • Vince

      photobomb

      • Monk

        No shit…

  • SomeGuy

    #31
    Definitely love Dylan…

  • Monk

    #24 is fucking awesome. no really thats the name of that cat.

    • Chiveinator

      so the ginger cat is called "#24" and the black and white one is called "awesome"B)

      • Monk

        haha, exactly.

  • TitoRigatoni

    #24 This does not concern you. Move along.

    • betamaxbandit

      Nothing to see here, please disperse!

      • JustaDick

        I think the joke was fine where it was edited. No one asked to see the directors cut, you know what I mean?

  • Sarah H.

    IT'S FRIDAY, FRIDAY, GOTTA GET DOWN ON FRIDAY!!!

    • Jimmy

      LOOKING FORWARD TO THE MOTHERFUCKING WEEKEND.

    • Monk

      Go down*

      • WH kid

        *spunk

  • assface

    #31
    Nipple-licious…

    • Ripple

      first thing i noticed too

      • Brad

        yep, I was going to post it if nobody else did…

        • Chango

          good job, but it isn't hard to miss

          • SWG Fan

            Kind of draws the eye to it.

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