Daily Morning Awesomeness (20 Photos)

  • Cristi_P

    #9 – Princess Fiona come to visit?

    • Spencer

      Pizza the HUT!

  • steve

    gawd, you are annoying Paula. I think I love you

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      "This comment has been deleted by the administrator"?

      In UNrelated news: one of the Chive admins is suddenly missing and left a strange note:

      "I am leaving for a while. I'll cast my feet in concrete and jump in to the ocean somewhere. Don't come looking for him uhhh me".

      – the one you love to hate

  • googboog

    #9 looks like paula finally found a husband

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      I don't have time for a husband; that would leave me too little time to fuck up Chivers.

      – the one that will fuck you up. Care for a free drink?

      • Sal

        You know what's funny about your comebacks Paula? NOTHING. You gotta learn how to be funny man.

        • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

          So I don't roll as you want me to. I win!

          – #winning

          • jeff lebowski

            well, that's just like, your opinion, man.

          • Domanick Fabro

            Tiger blood

    • Chiveinator

      that would be #13

  • hater.

    #19. "Well, there's your problem."

    • ????

      what is that?

      • BAMFinater

        Beer, spilled on the interstate a few days ago in Charleston, SC

    • dub

      I see only opportunity. with a side of bacon.

    • gay

      The epitome of 'fat pig'

    • PDT_1137

      NO WAY! I totally drove by this the day it happened… so crazy… sad day for the old mil and PBR folks…

  • alate

    #10 poolception?
    Also, kinda weird seing penis enlargement ads here lol

    • Anonarama

      Yo dawg!
      I heard you like pool
      So I put pool in your pool, so you can play pool in the pool.

    • hMMMM

      The original Chiver who coined that term should be the ONLY one who's allowed to post "poolception"…stop riding others' coattails.

      • geekpolice

        Following that logic we shouldn't be writing or talking since none of us invented the english language

        • hMMMM

          A coined term vs. an entire language….yeah. GREAT logic there, pal. Which philosophy department taught you that one?

          • ThereWasShrinkage

            It's called the categorical imperative, a term by Kant, and is taught on the most basic levels of philosophy. His logic works, yours does not. Somehow the magnitude changes the argument? So if one person goes off a cliff, it's dumb. If everyone does, it's suddenly smart? And you completely misrepresented his argument, not one person invented a language.

            • hMMMM

              um….had NOTHING to do with Kant's categorical imperative. You are so off your assessment that I don't even know where to start….

              Just b/c you learned something in PHIL 101, don't throw around big words when you don't fully comprehend what it is.

    • dub

      I thought it was clever. I didn't actually make the connection until I read your comment.

  • googboog

    #22 Must…. look…. away….

    • CanadianChiver

      "The man's a menace!"

      RIP Ted Knight and Rodney D.

    • august west

      So what? So let's dance!

    • Yeah, okay

      Was listening to Elvis Presley – Don't be cruel when I scrolled across this… It fit perfectly.

  • gefundigeliebe

    #8 damn that was accurate!

    • That Guy

      for service men and woman you can reverse that. they are such bad ass weed eaters.

    • Firefighter23

      I look the same in both. I use an M60 to mow the weeds……my neighbors aren't happy

  • Paul Wells

    #19 whats worse, the spill our the disgustingly fat cop

    • gefundigeliebe

      yor speling is whats wurse

      • Terrance_

        Well done.

        • DrROBOTO

          i prefer cops that way.Then they cant catch me

  • Headfade

    #21 Was Geordi Laforge a hipster when he was younger?

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Andrew-Stevens/100000058325127 Andrew Stevens

      Beat me to it!

    • Chiveinator

      as a TNG fan I'm appalled I didn't think of it,

  • WWs


    • WWs


  • asdasd

    The imperial march (Darth Vader's theme) is now playing in your head…

    • Zoey

      If that thing closes up and goes underwater, I'll cream my pants!
      It's like a Bat-boat and X-man boat of my dreams!

    • http://www.facebook.com/ranDgallegos Randy Gallegos

      badass boat, STUPID ass show.

    • clemgrad03

      Hopefully the Japanese wont sink this one. Don't like the Sea Shepherds methods, but love their cause.

    • Firefighter23

      Damn straight! It's Gojira! Actually its the Brigette Bardot now. But ROCK ON Sea Shepherd.
      which I is a member of.

      • hMMMM

        I know the phrase is overused, but it's somehow so fitting here…

        You know how I know…?

        • Whaler

          …that you like whale penis?

          • Firefighter23

            I do. I ❤ whale penis

            • observer

              I think that was for hMMMM not you…

    • wwjd

      hippies suck

      • Monk

        Your moniker + your post = irony

  • Mate Bozanic

    #11 This is in my city! So happy to see pictures from Croatia. 🙂

    • Duje

      Di se ovo točno nalazi? Predobro izgleda..

    • Markus

      where exactly ist this?

    • Chiveinator

      I'm imagining you typeing from up there right nowB)

    • Demus

      Odd, looks a lot like meteora, Greece to me.

      • maxis

        agreed, meteora. was there last year 🙂

    • renos

      This is Meteora in Greece..My city..it's what i see every morning from my window..

      • Chivingtill

        I just see a bunch of condos and construction cranes. (sigh)

      • sucks2suck

        must suck having to look and think "man i could live on a mountain" instead im down here…

  • hueyrocks

    #8 – Animal Mother!!!!

    • Dan

      Also known as Jayne Cobb and Colonel John Casey.

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    Aaaaaannnd it just hit 4,000, love you minions!

    – the dark side of the Chive

    • Batman

      I think the people on this site are stupid cunts as much as you do. But you madam are the most pathetic piece of shit plopping out a colostomy bag I've ever seen. I don't care that this comment won't even make a dent on your incorruptible surface but I'll feel much better telling you my opinion.
      I only come on this site to look at the pictures, not read the comments, because frankly I've never seen a funny or insightful comment, they're either someone asking where they can find more pictures of a females behind to wank over, or a picture of giant tits and "me likey" written underneath in a desperate attempt to gain thumbs, it's that simple on this lonely congregation of jocks and nerds.
      All these cunt muffins take precedence over you though, you, as we all know are so desperate for attention you'll attempt on a daily basis to anger a handful of mentally challenged children.
      You have the nerve to call people dumb in your most recent comment, while you are living in this imaginary world of yours where anyone actually gives a shit what you think of them, everyone just humours you love. Please get a job or a sexual partner, I am Batman, so I'm trying to help refrain away from entering Arkham.
      Now pipe down and kindly shit off.

      • j22

        #12 me likey

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        All right meow, you won't get it, you can't speak for me, back to reddit you.

        – oh I forgot, you don't read comments
        – are you by any chance related to Haterade?
        – triple sign-off FTW!

      • Haterade

        a contender appears…

      • tom hatherford

        Sounds like you could use a wank.

      • Zodiac308


  • Terrance_

    #4…thank-you! Man is that annoying.

    • DCMOFO

      I think the drivers of those would hate themselves more because everyone around them slows down to the speed limit.

      • AwV

        the upside is most cops wave at you… if you can't beat 'em….

    • greg

      Hahahahah I need to show this to my dad. He wants to get one sooo badly

      • Rob

        Considering these cars are very well maintained and can be bought for less than 3 grand at most police auctions or a dealer that specializes in selling decommissioned police vehicles it's a steal.

        • Ken

          I dunno. Even if you get a retired police car, you can put some civilian tires and wheels on it and take off the driver's side spot light. I think these folks want other drivers to think they are cops, which is obnoxious.

        • Totally

          And they are screamers. Stop on a dime, turn on a penny. Huge disc brakes and alternators. Break the tires in all 3 gears on an automatic. My buddy had one. I was jealous.

          • TitoRigatoni

            It's got a cop motor, a 440 cubic inch plant, it's got cop tires, cop suspensions, cop shocks…

    • Tim

      Yeah, I hate this. The amount of heart attacks I've gotten because I thought I was going to get caught for speeding… way too many.

    • Spank the monkey

      My neighbor has one and parks it in front of his house. Keeps the daughters boyfriend away.

    • Monk

      I figured they also get them because then they dont get pulled over.

    • Danica

      I can see why people would want a retired cop car (since they've been kept in great shape and have additions that you can't usually get without lots of money and modifications)….
      BUT I totally agree with the caption! Seeing one of these one the road always freaks me out a bit. Best is when there's a white one parked by the side of the road – for sale. A secondhand dealer near my home actually had a cop car with all the lights and decals etc still on it for sale, and instead of parking it in the lot, they put it right out next to the road. Huge 'For Sale' sign on it, but it slowed down traffic anyway!

  • urDad

    Munch my shorts Paula.

  • sno0bs

    #8 Absolutely nailed it.

  • DutchChiveFan

    #20 Newest ship of Sea Shepherd.org after japanes whalehunters sunk the Andy Gill.

    • The Sandwich

      Fuck. These. Losers. Though, the show is a good lesson in utter failure.

      • http://www.facebook.com/ranDgallegos Randy Gallegos

        how big of losers are they you ask.? THIS big….. sunk the first one INTENTIONALLY!! bunch of fuckin idiots doing more to damage their "cause" than any whaler. http://markhubert.net/we-need-to-change/pete-beth

    • ROK247

      i can't believe none of them have been killed by their own stupidity yet. came pretty damn close though. what a bunch of morons.

      • http://www.facebook.com/ranDgallegos Randy Gallegos

        "ill shoot water at BOATS in the OCEAN, that'll piss em off!!!"

    • bobby

      Great show. Stupid Japs.

    • learntospell

      *ADY GIL,*Japanese

      • Firefighter23

        Its the person's name that helped with donations. Not japanese.

  • Motofoxe

    A lot of taxi owners by old cop cars. That's ok.
    Saw one though that wasn't a cab the other night. Had the number 48 on the side and he was doing donuts in a parking lot in the rain. I thought to myself, "There's a guy I want my daughters to grow up to marry"… Douche.

  • Chiveinator

    ok boys and girls let's count how many fucks were given on that day xD

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      That was in the Netherlands a few years ago. The dutch are so cool… "Fire? So what?".

      – the one you love to hate

      • Chiveinator

        I'm onto you
        your 'Disaster Girl' aren't youB)

        • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

          No, no clue as to who that is either.

          – the one you love to hate

    • tralfaz

      Did they get up there with jet packs?

    • dork

      I have no clue what is going on in this picture

  • Chiveinator

    It's no use kid Maddona will still find you 😦

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Not if Brad and Angelina are FIRST.

      – how about: "The one that should go away"?

    • Vagina Jones

      By the looks of things… she already has.

  • Chiveinator

    OOH! this is one for Christina H
    maybe now she'll respond to my emails

    • Catch

      cracked? lol

      • Chiveinator

        givein all the cross pollination between the two sites I knew someone would Crack it

  • loso

    pool table

    • Phox


  • The Bandit

    #8 ….Animal Mother FTW!

    • V4Vendetta14

      Best character in that movie!!!

    • Pvt. Pyle

      No more boom boom for that baby-san

  • http://www.jacvapour.com smokeyjack

    Who doesn't love cats ?

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Sucks when nobody takes the bait huh?

      – the one you love to hate

      • Chiveinator

        Ah, the voice of experience:'(

    • http://www.facebook.com/jdembert Jesse David Embert

      … with a little sweet and sour sauce.

    • Kyle

      I hate cats but love pussy.

    • absolutcarcrazy

      both above answers are acceptable……

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