Have you ever herped so hard, you derped? (28 photos)

Advertisement
Advertisement
  • dave

    first!

    • sniggi

      penis

      • DaddyD

        Actually, he is hoping to grow one by posting first. He is going to be disappointed. But his Mom will be happy since this means he will continue to live in her basement until he is 52.

        • ...

          you got all that about the guy for posting first?

          • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

            Don't underestimate DaddyD. Now realize how many words YOU wrote. DaddyD now knows your entire life from A-Z!

            Hugs,
            Paula
            – the one you love to hate

  • equalizermax

    #22 – There is your problem

    • The Koopa King

      Hot Shots!

      • duke

        part duex!!!

  • Kaars

    #6, QWOP is hard… even for professionals.

    • JohnsScarf

      There is a blonde joke here somewhere

  • DemonDan

    #29 though the kick is a fail, it's nice to know how flexible she is…. 🙂

    • tony

      did she kick her head on the way down?

    • top dog

      Man, you can't make that good no matter how hard you try…she fucked up.

    • Will

      It's still pretty bad ass.

  • Alan

    #6 someone yelled FREE GRAPE SODA.

    • purple drank

      hahahahahaha….zinger right there. well done.

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Oh since only the blondes immediately properly responded I thought someone yelled: "FDAU!"

      Hugs,
      Paula
      – the one you love to hate

    • Train2K

      Every now and then I almost forget how hilarious racism is until some genius like you reminds me.

  • Instensemasterdebatr

    #11 Reenacting Paul Revere's ride

    • Nicnac

      Yah but is she shooting at the British?

      • Dick LeGrande

        No, she is shooting at the russians, she can see them from her house.

    • denontbeard

      Sunday 9/8C on TLC, the most cerebral hour of television…ever…period. Tune in 30 minutes early to catch last weeks episode of "Owe My Balls".

  • absolutcarcrazy

    #28

    • Paingwin

      best herp………IN THE WORLD

    • 6655321

      Jezza must be saying "I got an Evo".

  • chrisdg74

    #15 Don Vito FTW

    • http://www.facebook.com/jdembert Jesse David Embert

      His face is a constant derp.

  • http://mydylan.tumblr.com/ Dylan

    #27 totally something my charlie would do! LOL

    • Ken

      Getting old sucks.

  • Instensemasterdebatr

    #19 Is that the new I-Type from Apple?

    • patsully23

      fucking hipsters

  • Just Sayin'

    #21 "….And what?!"

  • Anonymous

    Haha these are all funny

  • JohnsScarf

    #27 – Half way up and you just say….awwww fuck it

  • nojoke420

    #28 Jeremy Clarkson is a god among men.

    • csi

      best show…………………………………………………………………………in the world!

      • hamster

        POWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

        • asdasd

          Speed has never killed anyone, suddenly becoming stationary… that's what gets you.

          • James May

            Slow Down!

    • WirelessCable

      "I'm extremely fit, I don't think alot of people realize that"
      (best quote from that season)

      But yes, their show is epic to awesome proportions. Kinda like a polar bear riding a spaceship and punching a shark into the sun and riding the resulting explosion to the nebulas…

  • no me gusta

    Chive

    Y u block me randomly?

  • Dan

    I actually feel bad for #17.

    • DistractedIndividual

      Looks like it hurts…

    • Dragos_Nei

      I feel kinda bad for her as well.

  • Dan

    #2 American education. Not what it used to be.

    • Rion

      Especially ever since they passed the "No Child Left Behind" act. Instead of improving the quality of teaching, they just lower the standard for passing. It's all about getting that funding.

      • TheDarkKnight

        The United States of America put men on the surface of the moon who had educations gained using tools like slide-rules and chalkboards… Jimmy Carter started the Department of Education in the late '70s and all it caused was an influx of money into the education system (read: "teacher's unions")

        You really gonna tell me we're better off educationally as a nation now as opposed to then?

    • matco p. coltrane

      you only get out of it what you put into it.

    • ThatGuy

      Public education has never been that great in America. Especially for blacks, and now their culture has become so backwards that know amount of money or institutional reform is going to fix. The kids and their families just don't value education anymore.

  • Anonarama

    #24

    Wouldn't stop me.

    • AlwaysSunny

      FIND HER, if she can make that face and still be semi hot I can only imagine what she looks like with a smile

    • ImKennyPowers

      FIND HER! If she can still be hot while making a terrible face, imagine what she looks like with a smile.

  • biff

    #6 further proof blondes are fucking retarded and are only good when horizontal…amirite?

    • hMMMM

      This can't be mere coincidence, can it?

  • derp

    #1 keep ur eye on the…HOLY FUCK IM BLIND!

  • E.V.L.

    #7 … and not a single fuck was given!

  • disturbed

    #11 Neds more cowbell… Upside her head.

    • disturbed

      *Needs

      • Fuck you

        She's a fucking normal person.

        • asdasd

          She's a fucking special person…

          • disturbed

            She's so stupid she's contagious.

  • moeshere Foxdale

    #13 Now thats just wrong on so many levels LOL….

    • aleXTC

      Yeah!!! i think you mean Japan

    • ThatGuy

      There has never been a proven case of exposure to radiation from a bomb or plant leak causing birth defects in humans, and the theoretical likelihood of such a phenomenon is very low. You can thank anti-nuke hysteria and propaganda for this sort of "humor".

  • http://galletto.tumblr.com/ Galletto3

    #19 "and now we see the hipster in its natural habitat"

  • csi

    #9 agrees

blog comments powered by Disqus