Spike was nice enough to invite the Chivers to the Guy's Choice Awards. The show celebrates testosterone and especially, our troops. Basically, everybody sits at tables staring at miles of eye candy and gets spectacularly wasted. Needless to say, we had the time of our lives. Tune in tonight at 9/8C, hilarity will ensue. Do check out the Jim Carrey video below if you haven't seen it, he really let it fucking rip.
Leo, Bob, and I lost at Sony Studios
Waiting in line for the red carpet. Scarlett was next to me. Yeah, I freaked out a little, took a creeper photo. It happens.
Rosie Huntington-Whiteley’s tush
Mila Kunis was cool as hell btw
Joey Chestnut, hot dog eating champion. We were pretty goddam drunk at this point
So these are the seat fillers for the awards
Remember when Leo and I snuck backstage at the Golden Globes…
I guess you’re not supposed to just walk up on the stage during commercial break either