Backyards that make Disneyland look retarded (28 Photos)

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  • mipo2010

    Do. Want. #27

    • starin1

      its for sale in Yorba Linda, CA

    • http://renounceapprehension.blogspot.com/ MrRushing

      I'd live there. No doubt.

  • Takingbackcider

    #23 Slide!!

  • llano2

    #2 I'm easy, I'll that this.

    • grammar nazi

      i don't even know how to correct this one.

      • Grammar Ninja

        I think he meant "I'll take this". Just a guess, though.

        • keith R

          drink much ?

        • Word

          um um um

  • StuScottsLeft Eye

    I can't wait until I am rich!

  • http://thechive.com/ mattythegooch

    #16 – I'm not religious….but I believe I've found Heaven..

  • urban

    #6 holy crap. I think I will up my 401(k) contribution.

  • D-Coy

    #28 Excellent to play "Aqua-Chess" 😀

    • Norm

      This is the outdoor pool at Heart Castle in California and it is now a State Park you can visit.

      • john

        i highly recommend it.

    • Lazarus2k

      #28 and #19 are Hearst Castle in San Simeon CA.

    • Broadbem

      King Jumps Queen….

      • tralfaz

        Its good to be the king.

  • b-ry

    wtf do these people do for a living…cause clearly i'm in the wrong business.

    • F. Gump

      Plunder, rob and steal.

  • Cindy

    "retarded" like having downs syndrome or autism? come on chive. I thought you were better then that.

    • b-ry

      sense of humour?

      • Cindy

        Not at the expense of special needs individuals. Would it be as funny to you if they dropped the "n" word or the gay hate term starting with an "f"? Nope. Not funny. Ignorant and embarrassing.

        • b-ry

          you mean fag?

          you can leave anytime if you don't like the verbiage.

        • Matt

          actually that would be hilarious, "Backyards that make disneyland look retarded, N!GGA$"

          • b-ry

            OR "faggot backyards that make disneyland look retarded, you N!GGA$"

            • Cindy

              Oh you silly boys. I shake my head in sorrow at what the women of the world have to choose from. Sure thing. Call me what you will – tree hugger, something about an internet vagina, douche bag, whatever. I believe strongly in something and am not ashamed to stand up for it. I thought that the Chive and consequently the Chiver's had a more intelligent sense of humor. I actually have stopped chiving because of all the repeats from other photoblog websites. But every now and then I sneak back to just be sure it is still blatantly ripping off icanhascheezburger.com/ and posting their pics days after they do. No originality which sucks because I kind of liked the chive way back when.

              PS- Noticed you didn't have balls big enough to type out the "N" word. Pussy.

              • DCMOFO

                You sound like a retarded fag.

              • Word

                LMAO@ the PS – ^5

              • Guest

                "i actually have stopped chiving"…………….
                ummm, i am fairly certain you are chiving now.

        • http://www.facebook.com/people/Shawn-Bell/1174860146 Shawn Bell

          It's the internet. Get over yourself douche. Ohhh…..probably shouldn't have used that in a derogatory manner, so instead, I'll use it in the intended purpose and recommend you use one to clean out your internet vagina.

          P.S. Have a nice day.

          • Word

            her P.S. pwned your P.S. LOL

        • 4SOC20saint

          ill tell you whats retarded…whining about political correctness on the internet

          • b-ry

            yea….that's super gay.

    • Rukus

      I failed sensitivity training, multiple times. Now, get back in the kitchen wench. If we want your advice, we'll slap it out of you.

      • Cindy

        Man! you boys are making the chive fun again! I would do this all day except I have to go hug a tree and braid my leg hair and kiss my super butchy girl friend~

        Ta!

        • Rukus

          Don't forget to put on your Home Depot vest and tie your Birkenstocks tight!

          • Cindy

            Birkenstocks have buckles silly. Funny story though, I don't work at Home Depot…even more cliche, I am a social worker!
            Right. I am finding this pretty amusing if I do say so but I really, really need to get back to work

            • Rukus

              So, the odds of you getting busy and making me a nice sandwich have dropped considerably? Sigh, the world's becoming completely uncivilized.

            • dOOb

              Cindy… you are in need of a massive cock slugging!

      • Word

        You're just mad because you got P.S. slapped LOL

      • Word

        Cindy slapped you first with that P.S. LOL and now you're oh-so-pissed 😛

    • Aaron

      Cindy, thanks for standing up for people with disabilities. You knew you were gonna get shit for it, but you stood up anyway. I'm with you. Fuck the assholes who made the obvious comebacks rather than actually think about how our society treats people who want nothing but a decent life and some respect.

      • Cindy

        Aaron gets it! I knew someone out there would! I am not afraid of a few Chivers who may or may not be featured on the D-Bag page in the very near future!

        • b-ry

          if it bothers you THAT much…write John and Leo an email…explain to them you can't take a joke and your super sensitive and for them not to use the word retarded again in a post. see what they say.

          but until then….shut up and leave.

      • LukasS

        Fuck the assholes? Isn't that a gay joke?

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Brian-Khan/100000198577003 Brian Khan

    Kinda sucks, the distribution of wealth in this world.

    • Yo Face

      Rich get richer

    • maxwell1965x

      Wealth isn't "distributed," it's earned.

      • Joeyk

        Uh huh, like Paris Hilton "earned" her millions while actual hard working people around the world are living a life of poverty?..im sorry what point were you making again..?

        • maxwell1965x

          Yes, she inherited a large sum from her family — who earned it and then could dispose of it how they saw fit. And she also earns money from appearance fees, licensing fees and that dreadful reality show she made. Hard working people pay her. I don't understand why, but they do. Just like they pay atheletes and rock stars millions to do very little. Those people are "earning" their wealth as well.

          The original poster, like most who use the phrase "wealth distribution," actually mean "wealth RE-distribution;" which is when the government takes wealth from people who have earned it (or inherited it from people who earned it) and gives it to people who have done nothing to lay claim on it.

          • Pat

            Paris has actually done a hell of alot more than most spoiled rich kids… I really liked her video… The "Stars are blind" & the porn one wasn't bad either…

  • http://jerseysfinest-bling.blogspot.com/ bling306

    I probably get taxed at a higher rate than these rich fucks!!!!

    • jason

      I bet you don't

    • lies

      then which house is yours?

    • Baltica

      You've got that right!

    • Djack80

      that is Hearst Castle in San Luis Obispo County, CA. I was given to the state of CA by the Hearst Family, So if you live in CA, you are right. you are getting taxed to keep the place up

    • Kone-man

      http://www.taxbrackets2011.com/

      Unless you make more than $380,000 annually…no.

  • tyler

    #19 is balboa park in san diego, not a house.

  • coolbreeze

    Freakin rich people…they SUCK!

    • maxwell1965x

      Because they're successful? So, no doubt you would avoid wealth at all costs?

      • coolbreeze

        No…I would bath in it like they do if I had it….it just sucks that I don't have it…haha

        • maxwell1965x

          Sorry, my sarcasm meter must have been turned off. I myself would give a kidney to live like that!

  • cashmoneybrian

    #15 how nice would it be to be rich…. i need a career change

  • walkingtheriver

    Need & want #23

  • 1sicGSXR

    ♫ I wanna be a billionaire so frickin bad… ♫ #15

  • Randy Marsh

    I want the slide in #20

    • 2857

      thats the clubhouse at a condo development outside orlando. but it is behind the clubhouse, so i guess it counts.

  • Defiant

    #28 is Hearst Castle in California. There is alot more than just that Pool there is also a underground pool below that one that has real gold in between the little blue tiles. Do a post on that Chive

    • nnn

      omg I just went on the Hearst castle website and that underground blue pool is amazing

  • equalizermax

    I want one for Christmas!

  • NewsByShoes

    #2 is Celine Dion's house.. please don't ask me how I know this.

    • http://jerseysfinest-bling.blogspot.com/ bling306

      how'd ya know? sorry had to

      • NewsByShoes

        My wife is friend's with her. Been there many times.

        • b-ry

          i still wouldn't go.

  • Jen

    depressing. lol

    • amrith777

      You know what's MOST depressing about this?I am guessing that 80-90% of these yards rarely or never get enjoyed by the owners–and if they do–it's probably very seldom.I used to live right next door to "The Governor's Club" in Chapel Hill,NC.It's a gated community for multi-millionaires,including Michael Jordon and Jack Nicklaus helped design the golf course.I also had occasion to work in various estates there as I was a professional window washer and also a professional nanny.Lots of these folks had grand yards,pools,gardens and such and I am here to tell you that for the most part–they were never used.As a nanny–i would say ironically that *I* probably spent more time enjoying their house and yards than the owners did.Alot of these places are strictly for show or status and rarely enjoyed to their full potential.Now THAT'S depressing!

  • misschris

    Well, color me green with envy…

  • tbone

    #26 if that works how i think it works, hells yeah!

  • jojo bean

    #28 is Hearst Castle in San Simeon…amazin place

  • acash

    before I even clicked on this post I thought to myself 'welp… this is going to make me feel poor.'

    • amrith777

      Depends on what makes you feel rich.

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