Chivers present signs full of “WTF” (35 Photos)

We have had a ton of good submissions for random signs from all over. If you find any bizarre signs, amusing newspaper headings, inappropriate restaurant names etc, please send them to me at bringittobob[at]gmail[dot]com.

  • rhot

    #5 is right down the street from me. It never struck me to read it.

  • Josh R

    #21 is in Salem, MA, laughed my ass off when I saw it next to all the witch stuff and graveyards !

    • amrith777

      This is actually aptly named when you consider that the "bunghole" is the hole that is corked in a fermentation barrel–and not just slang for "butthole".

  • john

    #19 Thats my daughter in the water, everything she knows I taught her. Its also Rick and Bob's (Chiver that created page) niece, but I think it was chive worthy even without the family connections. Not her most flattering picture, but I thought it looked like she was warning some one who might be thinking of diving in.

    • amrith777

      One of the most ridiculous examples of how far this is taken is a banner at a local store/restaurant that has a pic advertising a hot dog with fixin's and such.It's huge and hangs from the ceiling.I noted at the bottom it had an asterisk with a disclaimer reading "Not actual size".I have noted this trend in the past year or two.Goes to show you how dumb the advertising industry thinks we are and /or how litigious the world has gotten.

  • Alexandeath Wehwalt Orozco

    #26 and #27 are awesome LOL

  • Althing

    #4 must be a sign at a restaurant outside the Whitehouse

  • Mike

    #33 – apparently I am retarded… I don't get it

    • b

      Please do not FAP on glass

    • amrith777

      The word originally said "tap".Someone made the "T" an "F",so now it says "FAP".Fapping is slang for whacking off/masturbating.

      • TitoRigatoni

        Actually it's the underline from DO NOT that makes the "F", meaning whoever made the sign did it accidently, which makes it slightly funnier. I think fail is a little funnier than intentional alteration, anyway.

        • amrith777

          Wow–Good eye,dude!! *checks glasses prescription* Thanks for clarifying!

  • Matt H

    These are full of wtf. Well done Chive.

  • bob151

    #15 Dick You Chew was 69.
    #24 I'm totally cereal. You really will will.

  • Jonas


    Best liquor store in Salem right there

  • db420

    #8- that signs not actually there… that dude is just really high.

  • Oolon Colluphid

    #26 So True

  • TitoRigatoni

    #8 What's the deal? You have to go straight. Maybe two one-way streets dump into the street you're on? I mean, "no turns" is more common, but this makes perfect sense to me.

  • Bob

    #11…I totally see how this would be necessary.
    #23…This is like the "This door must always remained closed" sign on a door. Just build a wall asshole.

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