Daily Afternoon Randomness (49 Photos)

  • tmoney

    Find her?!

  • hipsterbgone

    #18… Chivette of the Week! I LOVE HER.

  • guest

    #49 More this!

    #39 Not this!

  • Seldi84


    I like big butts and I can not lie
    You other brothers can't deny
    That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
    And a round thing in your face
    You get sprung, wanna pull out your tough
    'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed
    Deep in the jeans she's wearing
    I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
    Oh baby, I wanna get with you
    And take your picture
    My homeboys tried to warn me
    But that butt you got makes me so horny
    Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin
    You say you wanna get in my Benz?
    Well, use me, use me
    'Cause you ain't that average groupie
    I've seen them dancin'
    To hell with romancin'
    She's sweat, wet,
    Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette
    I'm tired of magazines
    Sayin' flat butts are the thing
    Take the average black man and ask him that
    She gotta pack much back
    So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)
    Has your girlfriend got the butt? (Hell yeah!)
    Tell 'em to shake it! (Shake it!) Shake it! (Shake it!)
    Shake that healthy butt!
    Baby got back!

    • Seabass

      more like baby got fat…

    • mark

      and forth.

    • amrith777

      To all the men putting down women who look like this–maybe ya oughta give it a try…might be the best ya ever had…I mean–to each his own and if it doesn't attract you,that's fine.But I wonder two things:A)How many of the guy's putting someone of this size down are doing it out of intimidation because they are insecure at being able to satisfy and B)How many of you sitting there enjoying the anonymity of the internet are of an ideal height/weight/body mass vs fat ratio?

  • gmh

    #39 pls don't

  • matty


    Glad to see i wasnt the only one watching The 24 Hours of Le Mans this weekend. And thank god Allan McNish and all those camera men walked away from the gnarliest crash i have seen since Mark Webber flipped his Merc in '99.

  • asdasd

    Loading digger, like a baws

  • Trent

    #23 #24 #25 are priceless "But it's Disney" the kid in 23 will be a crack shot when he grows up and that bathing suit on 25 is hilarious.

  • Greg

    fantastic job, chive…might be the best DAR ever…well done

  • SnotBoogie

    #39 HOW 'BOUT "NO"?!

  • Sal

    #39 Keep that the **** away from theChive

    • PartyMarty

      It's AMAZING how much bile is generated by this sort of thing. More grousing and whining about ONE big girl than by any other type of image.

      Some guys like this kind of girl. A lot, in fact. You can make your medical argument (how sweet that you're so concerned about their health, i'm sure) and you can make your cartoon gross-out noises. The fact that so many here can't handle a single image, simply say "not my style" and move on like a gentleman says something unfortunate about the Chive.

      • amrith777

        Yeah–refer to my comment a bit above–thanks PartyMarty for having the balls to say it.To each his OWN.I thought the people on who are Chivers were supposed to be open-minded and have a live-and-let-live attitude.My mistake….

  • Mutt

    #3 *they're

  • sean

    who is #48

  • Jason

    #4, #12 MOAR please could you at least find #12

    • DaShiet

      #12 is Levy Tran.

  • Don113

    #39, #40: I believe you've got your answer, sir.

  • 4SOC20saint

    please chase #39 somewhere far away from here

  • ben

    #39 Take that weak shit someplace else.

  • Aytchie

    #12 I'm not usually into Asian girls, but she is gorgeous!

    • amrith777

      I have to agree.They are not normally my cup of tea either–but she caught my eye,nonetheless.

  • dangbeing

    #39 HELLYEAH GET SOME!!!!!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Mikey-Heretique-Vergara/100000002065272 Mikey Heretique Vergara

    #10 I want some now!!!….and #30, EVOLUTION

  • http://www.facebook.com/court.montgomery Court Montgomery

    #42 Pretty accurate summary of the plot. Zooey Deschanel could work that same magic on me, though.

    • garmonbozia

      wrong, extremely inaccurate summary, you obviously didn't understand the movie at all, summer doesn't lie, she was completely honest the whole time, tom's heartbreak is his own fault

      • Brandon

        Lies. I blame Summer more then Tom for being a devious bitch. She may have been upfront with Tom but like he says, she just does what she wants with no emotional repercussions. Meanwhile Tom is left feeling confused and wanting so he take these "advances" as her being more serious about them.

      • http://www.facebook.com/court.montgomery Court Montgomery

        I'd say the film is pretty open to interpretation and that at its heart is an examination of the relationship between a "hopeless romantic" and a "pragmatic free spirit," and what happens when the former doesn't heed the warnings of the latter to not get too close, but also the responsibility the latter has for not heeding the former's explicitly expressed feelings. The fact that it was the male lead that is the "emotional one" and the female lead that is the "physical one" flips the script, of course; but it also reflects growing trends among males who in surveys increasingly report wanting more emotional connections and wanting to fall in love while females increasingly report that they want all the things that second wave feminism trumpeted as more important than falling in love (no-strings-attached sex, career, power, money, etc.), but then they still subscribe to and parrot the same stereotypes about men being emotionally distant, etc. Seems like that was in there somewhere… but then again I obviously didn't understand it at all. Thank you so much for the obvious, one-sided exegesis.

  • rlmnofjean-ious

    #48 is epic.

  • Anonymous

    Did you just pretend your son made that?
    Internet fame is not worth the lies.

  • Bollyver

    And now……..Girls jumping on trampolines!
    or maybe boys, thanks to Chive I just don't know anymore

  • MedicCheeto

    #39 i Completely Agree

    • PartyMarty


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