Daily Morning Awesomeness (20 Photos)

  • psilo911

    mo foin first

    • Mom

      Fuck you stupid ignorant idiots who post that shit.

  • psilo911

    sorry, douche move.. hey #1 is why im fat!!!

  • Kiwi

    So much win here QQ

    • Anjin-San

      She'll burn in hell..

      • Dude

        1) Hell does not exist
        2) Even if it did, i think going to hell is a little bit severe

    • dork

      What a cunt

      • http://www.facebook.com/people/Eric-Lopez/749834706 Eric Lopez

        Exactly what i was thinking dork!

    • Billy

      Someone has to know who this is. Lets find and shame her.

    • Lau

      What makes it worse is she high fived that guy after

    • Geronimo!

      Find her ! ^^

    • Vagina Jones

      According to a reddit member who was at the game: "This happened in Houston vs the DBacks. One of the Dbacks players tossed the balls into the stand and that cunt grabbed it. The play-by-play and color guy saw it, pulled some strings, and delivered the girl an autographed ball. The story had a happy ending, but would have been happier if that cunt caught a fly bat to the face the next inning."

      No identity but at least it turned out good for the kid.

      • LeonardoB

        Proper use of 'cunt' she should be shot with a ball of her own shite

    • the ashman

      hope you get the hottest corner in hades

  • Jon

    #21 Wow. Just…wow. What a bitch.

    • Cooppp

      Bitch stole my ball!

      • jamiebooks

        better give bitches balls, bitches love bals.

      • That Guy

        the kid looked back like 'did that drunk woman just yoink that from me?'

        • Lau

          I decided to search the internet for this and I found a comment from someone who was at the game.

          "Darron Sutton and Mark Grace, Dbacks announcers, caught it and gave the little girl a bunch of items include a ball from the Dbacks."

          I am glad the little girl got something out it 🙂

          • brad

            I'd rather the drunk hag had to give it back, apologize, and then clean the locker rooms…

    • https://www.facebook.com/people/John-Andrew-Jose/579518913 John Andrew Jose

      Poor kid.

      • Acilius

        I recommend her for a 'find her' submission, just so we can beat karma in causing something bad to happen to her.

        • Billy

          Her name is Cruella Deville

          • msd

            i looked it up. all i got was a bunch of spotted dogs. whats up with that.

    • Benjiman

      That's the worst person ever

    • Meeshbee

      I've never wanted to hit someone in the face so hard, so badly.

    • capitancoolo

      Someone needs to rip her head off and shit down her neck whistle.

    • Fabio


      • JustaDick

        Someone Italian.

    • Catbra

      The Internets want JUSTICE!!!!

    • BAMFinater

      The power of Chive compels us to find her, and mock her unrelentingly.

    • MacNCheesePro

      Liza Minnelli?

      • V4Vendetta14

        Yeah, my first thought too! May be a little young for her…

    • patov40

      Find her and report her to Daniel Tosh! No web redemption for you bitch!

    • casey sohc

      rhymes with PUNT!

    • banana

      Too bad the ball didn't hit her in the face

    • OldNads

      Correction, what a sad bitch

    • Admiral Ackbar

      I am so glad everyone else feels the same as I did when I saw this. What a bitch! I watched a bunch of times thinking maybe I didn't see it right and maybe she actually caught the ball and didn't actually STEAL it from the little ginger's hands. But no, I saw it the same as most everyone else here. Stole the ball from a little girl and celebrated with her old friends. Shame on you whomever you are.

    • mith

      I was thinking more on the lines of a snatch…

    • http://isaiahsaya.blogspot.com CaptainObvious

      They should get her on molesting the little girl. She felt her up.

    • Bob


  • method_man

    okay so i know what i want for breakfast no

    • Anon

      Almost a "Donut-Ham-Hamburger"

    • ush

      Anyone outside of 'Merica think this looks nice?

      you guys are f'd up

    • method_man

      hey im from scotlan nether seen anything like tgat before

      • TheBiffer

        Do they teach typing in Scotland?

      • V4Vendetta14

        Few have. But then again you guys are famous for Haggis (which I've always wanted to try).

    • zoomum3

      aaahhhh the good morning burger… I have heard said that it is a delightful hangover breakfast!!! personally the addition of donuts makes me feel quite ill)

    • V4Vendetta14

      That is referred to as the Luther Vandross. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luther_Burger

      The sweetness of the krispy kreme donut, the smoothness of the fried egg and the saltysmoky flavor of the bacon, along with a char-grilled hamburger would be a unique melding of flavors.

      That's not something you eat every day. Once in a lifetime would probably be enough for me.

      • Word

        ….and Luther Vandross is dead.

  • Anakrusix

    Gallery was short but sweet. Awesome way to start the morning.

  • RealZC

    #6 how you like your eggs, fried or fertilized?

  • tommybhoy

    #13 Neighbourhood watch…you're doin' it right!

    • http://www.goodadvice.co.za CalculatedRisk

      I can't help but think this is a genius play by some kid who's run out of cash for beer, and is hiding behind the hedge…

    • http://renounceapprehension.blogspot.com/ MrRushing

      isn't nice to think that we still look out for each other?

  • hueyrocks

    #1 – Good morning indeed.

    • http://thechive.com/ bkfrijoles

      you can buy that heart attack at Krispy Kreme

  • jetrome

    #5 For NARNIA!!

    • Randy Marsh

      I laughed at this for a good five minutes, and I really don't know why. I love it.

  • http://toprice.ie/ TOPRICE.IE

    #6 #10 #12 #17

  • Alex

    fap fap fap fap fap fap fap

    • Firefighter23

      I try not to do that on my food/drink/friends/relatives/pets/clothes/strangers.

    • Spank the monkey

      Its got a hole though…very convenient

    • southpaw


  • hater.

    #8. The force is strong in this one.

    • SA Rocks

      These are not the droids you are looking for….

  • Seannerz

    #22 One does not simply impasto into Mordor.

    • Yuzaki

      Nice !
      Comes from Van gogh : Ciel étoilé. http://bit.ly/kwDFGu

    • Honk

      wow this was the first comment i've actually laughed out loud to in a long as while

  • steve

    I hope #21 got in a wreck on the way home from the game……bitch !

    • Levitating

      haha i know right? i was thinkin …man thats pretty fucked up

    • polychonopolous

      gotta find her and out her … let her feel the shame .. and then turn a screen capture picture of her into an internet photoshop pic

  • Patrick

    #20 Thanks Chive, now I'm even MORE suspicious of Asian girls and makeup.

    • reme

      One of the most creative. EVAH.

    • Rob

      It's damn scary isn't it?

    • asdasd

      I peed a little laughing!!

    • Dan

      It doesn't even look real… unless they got eye transplants mid-makeup.

      • Jules

        Contacts maybe? The idea is very plausible 🙂

        • stephanie

          suspicious….chin is smaller and nose is pointier (sic) if real another reason to be weary of travelling to Japan

  • Phox

    was this how theChive was born?

    • BAMFinater

      This needs to be a new Chive t-shirt.

  • mojokawa

    wow! what a bitch of a bitch! She needs to be shamed!!

    • Stevo

      agreed, name and shame. And if the team could do something nice for the kid, just to show that douchebags don't always win.

  • Foamster

    #4 Best Shadow Puppet Ever!

  • DeRaNgEd

    #4 bloody awesome

    • Catbra

      I was like, yeah what ever. But then I was like……. oh yeah

  • Ouboet

    One does not simply paint into Mordor.

  • Terrance_

    I know others have said it already, but seriously…what a bitch! #21

    • C. Hebrides

      UnFucking believable!

  • http://thechive.com/ bkfrijoles

    #21 is a total bitch

  • xXbeermonkeyXx

    #9 all your base are belong to us

    • TomTheCameraGuy

      Ah damn, thanks monkey. It's been a while since Ive thought of that. "Somebody set us up the bomb"

    • Luke

      St. Louis Park, MN

    • amrith777

      Damn Monkey–You took my comment!! I been ninja'd!!

  • bebo

    #21 what a bitch O.o

    • C. Hebrides

      And she gets a high five from her doucebag friends!
      What a pack of pricks!

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