It’s Monday, you could use some motivation (34 Photos)

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  • Anonymous

    Ummm 1st?

  • naomi

    yeeeei

  • mipo2010

    Insane vertical on this little guy!!! #1

    • TheStever

      I have a Corgi and he can jump ridiculously high for his short legs.

    • Cooppp

      He can jumped way higher in comparison to his body height than the average human can 😀

  • Chubby

    fourrrrth

  • Pat

    #33 That's what happens when you screw Snookie…

  • oX_Animal_Xo

    #23 gave me a good laugh. When "How to Kill" was an appropriate subject!

    • asdasd

      Disney: Fucking up your unconscious since the 1920s

    • keepinitreal

      Coincidentally, that is where the titles of the books in Iraq and Afghanistan are (they read right to left).

  • Jay

    #32 Guilty

    • Catch

      Mine was only 800 and I play Dota on it too 🙂 Same difference though.

    • vaughn

      Why would you spend $3K on a system to play ANY game? Spend $1K on a decent system, take $500 and get some contacts, $500 on a few outfits from Rue21 or A&F, and $1000 on some social skills lessons. You can now get a REAL date with a REAL girl. While she's getting ready to go out, you've got a decent computer with which to check out the Chive while you're waiting… B)

      • Sko

        Your advice to him is to spend $500 at Abercrombie & Fitch? This would be great advice….if he were a freshman in high school.

        • asdasd

          Or a douche anywhere…

      • Jay

        I fail to see the connection between expensive computers and social skills. Perhaps you can enlighten me without the use of general descriptions or bad stereotypes.

    • Yeah, okay

      Female. Been on sexy chivers twice. Guilty of a $3000 WoW machine. Have a very active social life.

      • TimmiT

        Pics, or it didn't happen.

  • eaDavid

    #22 i like hobbits too

    • Chiv

      Looks more like a umpa lumpa

      • eaDavid

        i guess i like umpa lumpas too…

        • obviously

          Nice emo pic for your avat. Hope those skinny jeans are working out for you.

    • DaddyD

      Do Hobbits go down or go up?

      • Frank

        That hobbit will go down on anyone.

  • http://laurengentile.tumblr.com/ Lauren Gentile

    #33 …Ms. Clinton, it appears that terrorists have snuck a snuke up your snizz.

    • Ben2828

      We have a South Park fan 😀

    • scumbag steeve

      you are epic

  • Ben2828

    #34 made my rofl :D, nice one

  • mali_sapun

    #33 for bear grylls, every day is a challenge

  • BSmike

    #21 Nailed it.

    • BAMFinater

      FIRST!!!!

  • EdWood

    Nuvigil.
    Really??
    WTF.

  • RollingDeathStar

    @29

    That's a shame.

  • Josh Gorter

    #33 Never get drunk and hook up with anyone at the jersey shore.

  • http://twitter.com/p_oneill @p_oneill

    #15 The irony here is that he was likely within a few hundred feet of the sea. That's Hawaii 🙂

    • vaughn

      The point is, most of us are wading in the water right now.

    • _DoC_

      I don't seem to have a fishing pole and fish swim away too quickly to grab.

  • ForeverDistracted

    #10 and #34 made me lol the hardest…

    • Vagina Jones

      #10 Challenge 'Aceppted'… clearly written but the guy who tattooed #3

  • Catch

    I'm more concerned witht that noob rocking an auto shotty. That was so 10 years ago.

    • Nolok

      That's an mp5…

      • hMMMM

        Counterstrike. Dust 1 starting point for the terrorists.

  • Catch

    I've had better.

    • Graham

      (in Sean Connery accent) Thats not what your mother said last night Trebek

  • xXbeermonkeyXx

    #20 im sure hes someone elses boytoy for sure

    • JustaDick

      Think about that a lot, do ya?

  • Michael

    #12 Anyone else no longer find the humor in taking empty pictures and saying something about ninjas?

    • Joeyk

      Yup, please put it with the rest of the over used jokes that were killed by unoriginal people thinking they're funny, anywhere next to the chuck norris and charlie sheen references would be fine thanks..

  • walkingtheriver

    #24 The grammar ones are getting tiring

    • JustaDick

      We'll perhaps if Nikki had better grammar, he wouldn't have cheated on her?

      • JustaDick

        Well* (fuck the apostrophe)

    • http://www.goodadvice.co.za CalculatedRisk

      On the subject of…

      #31 SPELLING. Some better *than others.

  • blam

    #27 why to use a chair? more like wtf are u talking about?

  • Dan

    #32 A friend of mine fits this perfectly.

    • JustaDick

      Is that 'friends' name 'Dan' by any chance?

    • absolutcarcrazy

      He must be a tiny fellow.

  • JustaDick

    Well that backfired huh?

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