Daily Morning Awesomeness (20 Photos)

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  • Ben

    #8 Meanwhile in Portland, Oregon

    • DaddyD

      'Merica. Fuck yeah.

  • tits_mcgee_

    #15 a king with no jewlery… keep crying lebron

    • Steveystevesteve

      You guys can point the finger at him… you can talk about the vacation… and if you do that, it's really unfair…(sniff)… it's really unfair…(sniff)…that's my teammate….that's my forward…we lost as a team…(bawwwwwww) Silly athletes, although I guess it's nice to know they care about winning sometimes and not just a paycheck.

    • lakerfan8

      im no lebron fan but watching the post game interview i didnt hear him or even say anything that was remotely close to crying

      • Jimmy

        from his twitter
        "Now or Never!!"
        "The Greater Man upstairs know when it's my time. Right now isn't the time."

    • ClevelandSaysHi

      How do you know if you found Lebron's cell phone? It vibrates, but it STILL doesn't have a ring!

    • Lebron James

      Well tomorrow I get to go home and sit in my mansion and you get to go back to flippin' burgers and all your problems.

      • Dirk Nowitzki

        Hey Lebron, how does my Dirk taste?

        • Chris Bosh

          I don't know about LeBron, but your Dirk tasted so good I wept. I couldn't even make it back to the locker room in one trip. AWEOWEOWEOWEO *sobs

          • ilovethechive

            Fell off my chair laughing when he couldnt even walk to the locker room!

      • ClevelandSaysHi

        Yeah, and you can take your money and go BUY a ring.

    • ilovethechive

      I asked Lebron for a dollar and he only gave me 75 cents. I said hey whats up with that. He said, sorry I dont have a 4th quarter.

    • ballstein

      It won't be long until Lebron has a ring. D Wade is going to pop the question any day now.

    • amrith777

      Couldn't care less about basketball but this photo montage is still EPIC.Whoever created it wins +10 Internetz!!

  • Shane

    You guys are on point with the time of these.

  • hater.

    #19. WANT. #11. The Far Side FTW!

    • Wazzap

      #11 so THAT's where Paula came from!

  • MigraineBoy

    #1 John Belushi doesn't hoverhand. He sucks girls in with his power of awesomeness.

    • BloodScrubber

      True dat! Thinking otherwise is blasphemy.

      • WTF

        John Belushi isn't funny, John Belushi sucks!

  • Basil Rathbone

    #15 He does have at least one ring. The cock ring Bosh got him for Valentine's day.

    • Firefighter23

      Ewwww….Bosh and Lebron. Wade and Lebron, now that's ok. Mmmmmmh Dwayne Wade.

  • Codey

    #19 the ultimate dorm room necessity

  • Claire

    #19
    Do want.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Teresa-Rebecca-Cunningham/100000219160779 Teresa Rebecca Cunningham
      • Charlie Brown

        The edges on these pancakes are jagged, a perfect machine would make perfectly round pancakes.

  • Anonymous

    #1 Belushi showing us how is done…

  • ThatGuy

    #18

    True but a perforated rectum will put you out of your misery pretty effectively.

    • snoobs89

      nothing teaches you lessons about perforated rectums like experience im guessing?

      • ThatGuy

        Or certain internet memes/tragedies.

        • Jon

          lol Enumclaw Washington. poor guy

  • Cyberfunker

    #1 Belushi showing us how is done

  • The Bandit

    #11 ….was quite an overdose of that!

    • Zip

      jerks are one thing…BUT FUCKING MOSQUITO'S !? WTF BLUE DUDE?!

  • ThatGuy

    #1

    That isn't hover hand. This was just taken right as he was about to grab both of their breasts.

    • yep

      followed by snorting a big line of blow off their asses… ahhhh the 70's

  • Ha Ha

    #11 looks like he's putting the jerks in North America….

    • jason

      Fuck you

      • Ha Ha

        They have sent their most eloquent debater to defend their honour…

    • The Spicy Italian

      Awww… did you lose your colonies?

  • tommybhoy

    #5 Fuck you Shredder! Turtle Power FTW!!!!!

    • Spencer

      Uncle Phil? How could you?

  • AlxH

    #13 I will do it. I will take the ring to Mordor.

    • Tchive

      … Yr argument is invalid

    • Dubya

      I'll explain on the way #13

  • xXbeermonkeyXx

    #12 where is my mind?
    #6 that pussys got a big crab

    • Serb:D

      you totally ruined my line for #12.
      but well done

  • ILuvJetNoys@gmail

    weakest post ever.

  • Jason Dean

    #8 You don't like the old time bikes, huh? (Kicks face)

  • snoobs89

    #13 the adventures of mexican ninja raccoon – i smell a pixar film coming on..

    • equalizermax

      That is an Ancient Japanese Outfit not Mexican

  • Patrick

    #5 Yes sir Uncle Phil!!

  • Alec Ansusinha

    I could catch a cat that big, too if I had a giant pet crab #6

  • Steve

    What film is #12?

    • Patrick

      I would tell you, but you're not supposed to talk about it…

    • tw25b

      maybe an awesome movie called Fight Club? just taking a shot in the dark here

      • http://www.facebook.com/a.d.lahey Andrew Lahey

        Really? Only one rule to abide by and you go and break it first chance you get… shameful

    • http://www.thechive.com NonfatWombat

      Steve, you are not a man until you've seen this movie.

      • baconfortress

        You're not a man until you've read the book!

        • http://www.thechive.com NonfatWombat

          I am a wombat.

    • Bitch Tits

      You've lost your Awesome Card with that question

    • V4Vendetta14

      i am jack's complete lack of surprise

      Have your girlfriend open her purse up so you can remove your balls…then go watch this movie….

    • Steve

      Heh, never got round to seeing it. Guest that's what to do tonight sorted. I'll have big dangly balls back by tomorrow!

    • Pissed

      I've never seen this movie either. You know why? Because some asshole spoiled the end for me when I sat down to watch it.

  • Mike

    #22

    I don't know what movie this was, but I'm betting if he dressed as Mario throughout, it would have been better

    • dork

      Thats Doctor Who (David Tennant )

      • Mr_Rob

        Doctor Who?

    • ROK247

      im sorry, but your princess is in another castle 😦

      • Timothy Nowell

        Actually, she's in another universe.

        • Hangingtough

          Brilliant!

    • http://www.facebook.com/Irishdork Kevin O'Connell

      Favorite Doctor of all time…

      • Catch

        Matt is better.

    • Phillip Mccrary

      its doctor who

  • http://thechive.com/ bkfrijoles

    #5 i would join

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