Lion really wants to eat that baby (Video)

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  • Marth Tabby


    • Zip

      YOU WERE FIRST YOU FOOL, and you threw it all away to be seventh…some people just don't know what they have, until they throw it all away.

    • raf

      ***Shatters Glass*** – Awkwwwwwurd.

  • Josh Gorter

    This is why cats shouldn't be trusted.

    • @YWordArmy

      Unless you are trying to get rid of a baby…

  • iloveQuatchi

    I really want to eat that baby too. But i can't get through this damn screen.

    • Brian Khan


      • Pedobear

        No wasn't me this time.

    • KCJake

      You must be one of those atheists I'm always reading about.

  • Resident_Saint

    While this is all kinds of funny for us, i find this border line bad parenting for some reason.

    • Andrew Lahey

      Mostly just an overly amused father. The mom tried to pull the baby out in the beginning…

    • Wilson

      Not sure how this is even close to the "border"… The baby is having fun and the lion is behind 5 inches of glass. I think we're good for now. Once the lion grows a horn and starts ramming the glass, then we and that baby are fucked.

      • Resident_Saint

        I knew it wouldn't be a popular opinion here. Using my kid as "bait" to get a funny photo/video isn't something i would do. Just saying.

        • thechevron

          bait? they were hardly hanging it over the railings on a piece of string.
          Nothing bad parenting about it.

        • ThatGuy

          let me get you a medal…

        • Rukus

          That's why zoo's build viewing decks like that one. So, visitors can hopefully obtain interactions like that one. Big cats being, well, big cats. It reinforces the concept that, even in captivity, these are top level carnivores. I'd have to say it was a highly successful educational encounter.

      • Zip

        then they'll just add 5 more inches to the glass.

        • Jen

          resident saint, you are a fucking idiot

  • Codey

    I want my baby-back baby-back baby-back ribs

    • ROK247


      • Jen


    • bob

      You Win Sir

    • KyleGamgee

      Yeah, this got a HUGE snicker from me at work. It sort of hurt.

  • Fabio

    Only comunists eat babies

    • Huh?

      someone should dispose of that lion then

    • #387

      Wrong Mike Tyson also eats babies and children.

  • G Monie

    I'll get Scarface a baby.

    Scarface loves to eat baies.

    • ThatGuy

      I believe you are thinking of "Scar" from Disney's "The Lion King". Scarface is actually a completely different character from a film largely unrelated to lions.

      • G Monie

        Haha, touche! I was at least on the right track, I knew it didnt sound quite right…

        • Foley

          Although now I can't get the image of Scar burying his head in a mound of coke out of my head.


    baby and the beast!

  • HSoup

    It's really the zoo's fault. The feed the lions a few babies, they're going to want to keep eating babies. Sweet, delicious babies.

    • Resident_Saint

      Fair enough.

    • KyleRetrato

      1. Read the comment.
      2. Look at his profile picture.
      3. Laugh.

  • keepontruckinit

    Ahh, baby! The other other white meat.

    • Racist

      That's racist.

    • Joeyk

      I want my baby back baby back baby back..ribs

  • Lokobo

    animal magnetism at it's finest.

  • Bob

    You call your kid Trent, it deserves to be eaten by a lion.

    • HUH?

      hey! what about terence trent d'arby, the musical genius from the 1980's, he was cool, wasnt he?

  • fatbastard

    Baby, the other white meat… GET IN MAH BELLY!!!

    • V4Vendetta14

      Ha Ha…I’m bigger than you and higher up the food chain. Get in my belly.

  • Demon_Cleaner

    Nom Nom Nom Nom Babies!!

  • Brabdock

    I wish the glass broke. Those parents would be pissed.

    • anonnnnn

      would of made for a more violent video glass covered baby gets eaten whole by lion caught on tape.

  • dude 1

    this is pure cruelity!

    that poor poor thing..
    all he wanted was to have some delicious baby meat

  • GIJane88

    That, or it just wanted to play with the baby, which would be just as bad if allowed to happen

  • Fat Bastard


  • Blake

    Obviously you guys haven't spent as much time as Sean Connery around lions, but she definitely wasn't trying to eat it. In her mind it was a cub and it was stuck on the other side of the invisible force field. Had she been trying to eat it, she would have been stalking and pouncing, not trying to claw through and pick it up. Also, captive lions are well fed.

    • Ken

      I agree that it didn't look like hunting behavior. I gather the lioness wanted to pick the baby up. However, had they actually been together, that probably would have ended in tragedy. Once the lion was around the baby, the smerll of the baby, it's movements and if there were the smell or taste of blood from any scratches the baby might have gotten then lion's prey drive could easily have been turned on.

    • Christopher Neufeldt

      That's what I thought too. That in no way was hostile behavior.

    • HUH?

      yes, your way is much more entertaining. thanks.

  • crazycyberbully

    Someday I will travel the world on the back of a lion and my lion will wear a bumper sticker that says "Powered by Babies".

    • Christopher Neufeldt

      What's the carbon footprint? Is it GREEN?!

  • Resident_Saint
    • just here to help

      Yep, you nailed the difference between "your" and "you're" – now as soon as you move on to the chapter about contractions ("you are" = "you're") you're going to be ready to leave the house!

      And here's a quick usage guide:
      You're an idiot
      You are an idiot
      Your mom is an idiot

  • Juan Guillermo Chaves F

    the big kitty wants to play

  • Resident_Saint

    "You're is the contraction of "you are" and is often followed by the present participle (verb form ending in -ing)."

    Try reading that again.

    • HUH?

      oh i see, it should be "you are a fuckinging idiot."

  • ilovethechive

    If they hadnt doused that baby in meat cologne none of this would have happened

  • GIJane88

    Animals play with things all the time by putting them in their mouths, it doesn't always mean they're hungry and want to swallow it whole

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