What supermodels look like by country (26 Photos)

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  • Trexster

    First! burn facial suck it

    • Soloman

      Talk about a wet dream…
      You know you don't have to tell me every time you have one of those.
      This was a different kind of wet. But every bit as satisfying.

    • aaron

      Sorted by rating, you are last. Story of your life?

    • Matt

      You're such a tool. You must be totally gay if you raced past all those photos just so you could post first. Idiot.

    • Butt Burn

      Transsexual much?

    • Kane

      Weird. I yelled the same thing to your mom last night.

      • DaddyD

        And I yelled it to his sister who thanked me for finally giving her the orgasm her brother never could.

    • Faggot Hater

      All these faggots are just jealous you got first man. Don't pay attention to them and congrats!

    • Geo2244

      Oh and the redhead totally has a nipple slip goin' on just below her hair. Lmao

  • Bobby B

    Ethiopia!! I didn't expect that.

    • Stevo

      Well, you rarely have a problem telling them to lose more weight….

      …I'll get my coat

      • Pim

        watch your head on your way out

    • Bobby B

      And what on earth happened to Brazil!?! Her face looks like it's been through a mincer!

    • Dagnut

      My missus is Ethiopian so I mix with a lot of them and the women are beautiful..honestly the are very understated but amazing eyes and faces

    • thatdude

      that Ethiopian reminds me of Laura Gemser, a 1970s porn movie star called Emmanuelle. First woman I jerked of to. good times…

  • meh

    meh, I prefer more booty.

    • PartyMarty

      Enthusiastically agree.

    • its_forge

      #1 While it's true she really doesn't have much in the way of a big-girl figure, it's completely beyond argument that she is one of the sexiest creatures that ever walked this miserable Earth and blessed it by touching it with her tiny, dainty, angelic feet.

  • Parmai

    Booking a ticket to spain asap.

    • ...

      a Latina tour if you would b/c mexico is right behind that

      • Focus

        Spain is not related to "Latina"…that would be Latin America….not Europe. It's like saying an "Anglo" tour in India or a "French" tour in Argelia.

    • The Spicy Italian

      Spain definitely looks awesome, but…. why doesn't she have nipples?

      • its_forge

        Obviously an ad for some brand of underwear; those underwear people never want nipples or whatever tiny amount of bush the woman might have to detract from their designs.

  • USA!

    USA! USA! USA!

    • Owen Smithers

      Concur, wholeheartedly!!!!

    • aleXTC


  • nepster

    Brazil without Adriana Lima, Alessandra Ambrosia OR Gisele Bundchen?! That blasphemous!

    • Stevo

      Agreed, Brazil has better. Nothing against the girl above, but someone in the Chive offices has a crush I think :)

    • nola

      I agree, bad choice chive.

    • Guest

      That is quite simply criminal. Really The Chive?

    • PenPen

      To make up for it The Chive should do a full post of brazilian babes.

    • Chivetteluver

      #15 Brazil Chick was probably picked for the nipple shot…

      • http://www.myspace.com/theamericanmaniacs BentWrenches

        saw that

    • today

      Lima, yes. the other two look like man/beanpole hybrids.

    • Guest commenter

      Nothing against those three or against the woman pictured, but 1st, I thought #15 was Irish; 2nd, I think you could fly to Brazil, throw a rock and hit, via ricochet, 5 women who look better than that one. Which is not a dig on her, just pointing out that Brazil is overflowing with "Holy F*#@&ing S*^&%, did you see that?"

    • Fisheyes

      I challenge you to find a girl who looks like this in Brazil. Terrible choice for representing Brazil.

    • Kid

      Gisele is ugly. Adriana isn't much better nowadays. Australia, USA, South Africa, Ukraine, India, and Romania have the hottest girls from this list. The ugliest come from China, New Zealand, Slovakia, and Dominican Republic.

    • Urwin

      Chive y u no post Doutzen Kroes for the Netherlands?????

  • Dave

    HEY where is CANADA!?!

    • jim bob

      LOL @ Canadian super model. LOL. Hey, where's North Korea?!?!

      • Coldzilla

        Guess youve never heard of Linda Evangelista? Estella Warren? Tricia Helfer? Oh right hard to hear those names with YOUR HEAD UP YOUR ASS

      • truth

        North Korea's planning an attack on the US.

      • Anakrusix

        Bryci is from Canada. She's the greatest looking gal i've ever seen. Don't know her? Look her up!

      • someguy

        I for myself welcome the North Korean overlords and their supermodels. I mean if I get one.

    • STC

      North of the US. With no hot women.

      • b-ry

        you obviously haven't been to Canada….and i'm surprised you actually know where the country is located. well done.

      • gene

        haha, canada has been above the usa since the dawn of time, and I am not talking about geography.

        • kent

          Yeah, except in technology, inventions, military power, democracy, economic power, political clout, cultural influence.

          And the US landed a man on the moon when Canada had never even built a plane.

          The US has always been, and still is, above Canada in all possible ways. See that shiny thing at night, the US landed on it. There's a US flag there, not a Canadian one. Canada has never even launched a satellite into orbit.

          • palecanadian

            This, is why I hate Americans. I hope to god theyre not all like you.

      • The Spicy Italian

        Canada actually turned out a pretty good showing when the chive featured them

    • zoomba

      Canada: America's favorite hat for over 200 years.

      • Ha Ha

        USA: Canada's favorite toilet for over 200 years.

      • equalizermax

        America – Canada's basement

    • TinFoilHatSoldier

      Ya, pretty lame. One of ours even just got arrested for being a hot mess down in LA. But seriously, I feel it's pretty lame to not include Canada. Linda Evangelista is Canadian or this chick Daria Werbowy who allegedly holds the record for walking the most shows in a single season. Point is there are a lot of hot ladies in the North.

    • Ben2828

      Don't take this personal, but by my opinion Justin Bieber isn't qualified for the title of "Super Model" I'm sorry.

      your best friend,


      • idiot

        your obviously a fan considering you brought him into this thread.
        you say that like America doesn't have their share of douche bag artists as well.

        • Ben2828

          just messing around :) don't take it personal :p I'm not even from the US :D
          Long live Belgium beers!

    • jayman
    • jayman

      ditto that brother

    • Ryan

      Losing to Boston

  • kvn.dalton@gmail.com

    Germany, there is just something seriously sexy about a woman that wears glasses.

  • Flicka

    That's not a Latvian supermodel… that's a Latvian "anygirl."

    • sss

      That's a Latvian 16 year old…

  • Bob

    #22 here in the UK we have huge tracts of Land

    • Head Chef

      Since when has Lucy Pinder been a super model? She is a glamor model (ie she gets her tits out in magazines).

      • jimminycrickett


      • ChiverMeTimbers

        Yeah..That is pretty "Super" In my book.

      • http://www.facebook.com/anthony.jackman Anthony Jackman

        Thats basically the best job in the Land, even the ugly ones (jordan) can make a killing!

      • Bodhi

        I agree UK super models are a lot lot nicer than the glamor models there just dirty sluts!! (still not a bad thing though) am just saying… haters gona hate plus this is not a model pic of her.. shes at an event not posing so its a bad shot! what a let down chive!! :(

    • b-ry

      notice how she's not smiling?

      • asdasd

        Yeah, totally where we were looking…

      • Randomthings

        Who needs to smile when BOOBS!

    • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

      I prefer Keeley Hazell over Lucy.

    • Conor

      Tbh, Gemma Atkinson > Lucy Pinder.

    • PoppinFresh

      "but Mother…"
      "Father, I'm Father"
      "but Father, I don't want all that I just want to sing"

      • YupYupYup

        at least SOMEONE caught the awesome reference!!!
        Too much anorexia and photoshop here. CHIVETTES!!

  • 13keydet

    'Merica! #26

    • accidentero

      She is my fav

      • http://www.facebook.com/christopher.neufeldt Christopher Neufeldt

        Same here, she doesn't look starved or overfed.

    • ...

      she is as much american as my left nut

      • Bazinga

        Well, I would think "Born in Michigan" qualifies as American.

    • ssstoopid

      God bless America. I'd like to shake her daddy's hand!

      • Spank the monkey

        and then fuck his daughter…

        • shallow hal

          and from what i see probably his wife

    • Will

      FUCK YEAH!

    • shallow hal

      USA!!!! USA!!! USA!!!

    • Randomthings

      Honestly America I wasn't expecting that, respect.

    • clark

      Her left arm looks really shopped. Everything else is perfection though.

  • CarTuned

    #11 FTW

    • sweetlou

      "She's Indian"
      "Fuckin Pocahontas?"
      "Nah, curry not casino"

    • What's that Smell?!

      Stinky puss though

    • Gabs

      I agree with CarTuned. By far the most beautiful model in this gallery.

    • zigzig

      She can cook too

  • Matt

    #5 #26 I booked my flight to Sweden but I'm coming right back home for good ol USA!

    • ...

      the USA bird is probably Swedish too. GBA

  • walkingtheriver

    South Africa wins, #19

    • http://www.facebook.com/Razgard Raziel Gardel

      Is that Lyndall Jarvis?

      • walkingtheriver

        Nope, it's Candice Swanepoel

    • Sean

      my thoughts exactly, South Africa all the way ;-)

  • gefundigeliebe

    So, basically, supermodels are pretty. Noted.

  • RedBaron69

    Germany, there is nothing more sexy, than an attractive woman wearing glasses.

    • DonJulio

      so germany is out then…

  • merica

    #26 USA! USA!

  • KyleRetrato

    #25 #12 Romania wins it for me.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Ingelitza-Dido/100000538937538 Ingelitza Dido

      yeap <3

    • boki019

      i agree 90%

  • DiveBarKing

    Its all about Spain boys

    • Justin

      My cousin was telling me he dad to shove the pretty women aside so he could find an ugly one.

    • b-ry

      you like Spain boys….did i read that right?

      • ilovethechive


  • jerkstore_

    Where's Canada?

    • suck it

      Canada is not a real country

      • kevin

        haha haha haahahaha haha haaha hahahhaah. you my good sir are funny.

  • 4acesusaf

    #6 If everyone sneaking across looked like her, I would support open borders

    • amenimomakezu

      thats Ninel Conde, enjoy!

    • ROK247

      i would volunteer to go down there, pick them up and bring them back here!

    • bajsda

      big FAKE boobs and long face.

      • imjuliooo89

        they're not fake if i can feel them, and long face? really? Shallow much?

    • Hello

      Too bad they are not like that, I'm from Mexico believe most people are not that pretty there. A selection of celebrities don't represent the majority.

      • re Hello

        don't know where you from pal, but Tijuana girls are hot

      • Enriquespy

        She is a bad choice ideed, we got better than that.

      • rambo

        im from guadalajara and the girls are goregeous

      • imjuliooo89

        i've been all over mexico to visit family plenty of times, and you're wrong. The girls down there are beautiful, but the ratio is just like every other country.

    • Mister H.

      I'd bone her, BUT!!!!! she is the tackiest, most ordinary fake-boobed bitch in Mexico. Disgusting. We've got better stuff…. and yes, I have tacky taste for sluts hahahahha

    • Donc

      Looks like a caucasion made it to Mexico and contributed to the Mexican society. I have many Mexican friends and if they looked like her then I would have contributed to the Mexican society.

      • TJ73

        Go kill yourself you fucking moron!

      • Frankyfive

        So you're assuming anything good that comes from Mexico comes from Caucasians, you're an idiot. Viva Mexico, xenophobe, Fox viewer….

  • dave

    #26 USA! USA!

    • Jason

      People are thumbing down Kate Upton?

    • equalizermax

      How come USA model doesn't have fake boobs?

  • Third and Long

    Spain,South Africa and Finland= WINNING
    Also UK is Lucy Pinder not a super model more a page three girl but i still would.

  • tyler

    whatever kate upton is a bonified swinsuit model an thats it mehhhhh whatevsssssss

    canadian girls ftwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

  • Patrick

    nice nipple shot on #15…

    • http://twitter.com/mikeydangerous @mikeydangerous

      Nice, but I can't help thinking they could have found someone better for Brazil, like ADRIANNA LIMA!

      • plop

        maybe an adriana lima nippleshot? maybe?

      • gnocco

        or Roberta Murgo!

    • peet

      not representing brazillll

    • KUI

      Made your day, huh?

    • BAMFinater

      Really thought it was Ireland, pasty, white, freckly. NTTATWWT
      Lots of nips today, thanks Chive

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