Bad babies. That is all (25 Photos)

A few toddlers are sprinkled in, but you get the idea.

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  • disturbed

    I like babies. They taste like spotted owl. #4

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1521541108 cmonstur

    #5 Future Chiver.

    • Anakrusix

      Funniest thing I've read on theChive all week.

    • http://renounceapprehension.blogspot.com/ MrRushing

      and that's the truth!

    • MOAR_dude

      MOAR!

  • Spocker

    #24

    "….they may take our lives, but they'll never take… OUR FREEDOM!!!"

    • engrishresson

      Or milk and cookies

    • oX_Animal_Xo

      I thought the same thing when I saw that!

    • twisty

      I beg to differ!!

  • Mr_Rob

    #16 Either dislexic or the youngest satanist ever. Maybe both…

    • NYClipper

      You mean dyslexic?

      • Mr_Rob

        Sorry, i get confused sometimes. Im satanist (wait a minute…)

  • Kaars

    #17… Germany needs a drinking age…

  • Matt

    IS #15 the kid from Bad Santa : P

    • durpa durr

      thurmon murmon

    • Steveo

      YES! I thought the exact same thing.

    • newscot

      I was thinking she looked like Gilly from the SNL sketch.

  • jim

    # 22 Ah, Asians. The only race who's penis size remains the same from 3 years old through adulthood.

    • jim

      #22

      • JT Mo-Nay

        Ello! How come I rich and you not? How come you not sell real estate like I do? How come I pee on your wall? You try to paint over pee, but pee still stays.

    • oughtnot

      Ah, Idiots. The only group of poeple who's intellect remains the same from 3 years old through adulthood.

      • jim

        Asian?

    • Apocalypse_Now

      How would you know?

  • absolutcarcrazy

    #14 IS NOT AMUSED.

  • dalexmu

    kids do the darnest things!

  • KeyserSoze

    #21 idiot parents…

    • http://renounceapprehension.blogspot.com/ MrRushing

      I disagree. I can't wait to torment a child of my own.

      • DistractedIndividual

        I agree! And lie to them about flying fat men who brings toys and a rabbit who shits out eggs filled with chocolate…Will be wonderful, but I CAN wait 🙂

        • Firefighter23

          What Santa's not real?! What about the Halloween Weiner Dog?
          If anyone gets that reference, I won't feel nearly as bad.

    • JPJ

      I'm suer the kid has the bad attitute and is just missing nipple rings.

  • b-ry

    #15 needs some veggie sticks with low fat dip, not ice cream.

  • Thanks For That

    Your dog is tired of you doing that to yourself.

    • aaron

      Because it's YOUR dog.

  • Rocks Off

    If you 'shop the PB jar out of there it looks like the kid is covered in his own crap!

  • Dan

    #12 I'd be pissed if I was on the plane anywhere near this idiot. He should have his kids taken away.

    • dOOb

      ya… take the kids away for sitting on his fathers back, and put them in a group home or orphanage. That's waaay better than leaving them with their parent's who take them on trips, sitting in FIRST CLASS.

      think before you speak you fucking dumass!

    • Yessir

      You hate yourself don't you?…

  • http://renounceapprehension.blogspot.com/ MrRushing

    #1 Not giving a fuck : you're born into it.

  • Dan

    #8 — Soon…

    • Rukus

      Not soon ….. RIGHT NOW.

  • Jewbacca

    Good post. chive on

  • engrishresson

    #14 Pazuzu has the child now

  • engrishresson

    #1 This'll teach his little punk ass for hogging the paint bottle

  • http://blog.tomsforeign.com Edward

    #23 Hahahaha

  • Dunny_

    #9 made me chuckle. Looks like the Floating Baby Head from the Phineas and Ferb cartoon.

    • Mike

      I was thinking More like Megamind, except not blue.

  • hrvat

    #23
    "I don't always shit myself, but when I do, I prefer Pampers."

    • equalizermax

      This is Gay.
      This post should be in the Berry
      I want to see Boobies not Babies!

      • Yessir

        C'mon man this is some funny shit. If all you want to see is boobs, just go look at porn. Don't get me wrong I love boobies, but there are more efficient ways of looking at them than insisting the chive post nothing but boob galleries.

      • amrith777

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  • asdasd

    My giny tickles and I'm a dude!!!

  • Capt. Obvious

    #6 Meanwhile in Pedobear's Private reserve…

  • HUH?

    im doing it to myself right now. no dog, just me.

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