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June 15, 2011 |
In: Girls, Hot Women, Sexy Chivers
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Got an email from one of our Chivettes this morning. Hope y'all enjoy it as much as I did...
A tush well worth saving as well
Lucky for her, I lost my job because I was browsing chive.
John / Leo you owe me!
MOAR Please….Find Her!
what kind of full grown men use the word "tush"? let me guess, you all say "tinkle" instead of piss.
Er, the person who used it above is a woman, if she wants to choose what she's going to call her body parts I'm not going to argue, especially since she sent pictures of them.
FAKE! No way she submits these pics when she knows her boss will see them, knowing these are of her.
You'd be surprised, especially because of the pictures my boss herself has up here plus the fact that where we work isn't exactly rated PG. Also, she saw the picture before I actually sent it in. You guys have no faith in miracles, I swear.
Is it just me or does the fact that this story involves two women make that much more awesome?
yeah, they should definitely make out after work
Dual Chivettes of the week after photos?
your move, chelsea's manager…
Especially because if they were two men, now we should be watching a fat, hairy ass…
Plus the added awesomeness of her being an AZ girl.
Awesome. Cool boss!
so inspirational – i think i might pen an epic ballad of this woman's powerful journey (by powerful journey, i mean glorious backyard)
#1 Right on girlfriend….
She seams to be absolutely stunning her mouth and smile are amazing
Girl please give us a full face pic.
#1 CHIVE UP
That was a good fake story. Nice way to guarantee your backside gets on the site….
that backside doesn't need a story as insurance to make the site, Henry.
Story fake, but nice backside.
i thought the same thing….good way to get her own post indeed.
Gonna need a letter and pics of the boss to prove this
This stuff is like reading Penthouse Forum.
All sounds Bizarro World possible and there is a great ass and happy ending. (FAP pun intentional)
Same girl who yesterday asked us to prevent her boyfriend from leaving? Backsides look a little alike.
God Bless the Chive, your tush, and The Dallas Mavericks!
the day isn't half over and already the chive is taking hump day to the next level #3
Great story! Chive on to your boss for being cool. Oh, and #3 is sweet!
#3 You go girl! Chive On!
Cant wait to see more :0)
Yes! Need MOAR!
nice story nice tush, but the "notorious hardass" comment about your boss…wont she see this post? I mean she obviously gets her chive on
it was all a lie….
The boss is a lie?
No the cake is.
She has had much racier pictures on here, we've already discussed this and she thought the post would be funny.
Chive – dedicate a post to comnstur AND her racy boss. please.
together if possible.
I second that motion…
that looks like on hell of a boss ,
Links to her pics?
People who ARE hardasses, enjoy being called hard asses. People who are NOT hard asses, still take it as a compliment and will usually dial it down a bit in response. WIN/WIN admitting all this.
Wouldnt of been late without the chive though… double edge sword
Fantastic story, Chive On!
we surely are greatful for such tush.
thank you from all the men on the chive. (i think.)
Clever foot note… pun intended.
ALL HAIL TO THE SUPERVISOR, QUEEN OF THIS NOTORIOUS HUMP DAY, ALL HAIL
Please, Save the tushes!! #3
#1 OMG that smile! Well, OMG everything else!
Thats what I was thinking. What a great smile, I'd like to see more of those here, i'ts always good to see a beautiful smile before going out.
UGH…I can't believe you told everyone about my kind act. You know how many years I've worked to develop this "hardass" reputation??? YOU'RE FIRED!!!!!!
This is an embarrassment for my company
You two are both going to have to work very hard to "convince" me to not fire you
Report to my office after hours
Bring that fine ass to me, I need convincing too.
June 15, 2011
Mr. CEO and Board Chariman,
Your comments welcome a sexual harassment suit to the company. Given the majority stake that I own, I am hereby terminating both of you, effectively immediately.
*Chairman – Warren doesn't let a mistake go unfixed. This is why I'm the true BOSS.
lesbian sex came after that, right?
I was just going to say that the story needed more chick kissing.
Her boss won't be happy if she find-out that she called her hard-ass. (Remember she's a chiver too)
#1 MOAR #3
And how about the boss?
Do you have any openings in your office?
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