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Chivette’s Hump Day story: TheCHIVE saved my job (3 Photos)

Got an email from one of our Chivettes this morning. Hope y'all enjoy it as much as I did...

equalizermax

Lucky for her, I lost my job because I was browsing chive.

John / Leo you owe me!
sheoncebelieved

MOAR Please….Find Her!
#1 #3
MOAR_dude

MOAR!
Terrance_

Touché.
Niggher Beater

what kind of full grown men use the word "tush"? let me guess, you all say "tinkle" instead of piss.

its_forge

Er, the person who used it above is a woman, if she wants to choose what she's going to call her body parts I'm not going to argue, especially since she sent pictures of them.

Qwerty

FAKE! No way she submits these pics when she knows her boss will see them, knowing these are of her.

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1521541108 cmonstur

You'd be surprised, especially because of the pictures my boss herself has up here plus the fact that where we work isn't exactly rated PG. Also, she saw the picture before I actually sent it in. You guys have no faith in miracles, I swear.

Jason j.

Is it just me or does the fact that this story involves two women make that much more awesome?

#1, #3

Anjin-San

Yes.
Especially because if they were two men, now we should be watching a fat, hairy ass…
jim

Awesom-er…
Ryan

Plus the added awesomeness of her being an AZ girl.

KeyserSoze

Awesome. Cool boss!
ROK247

so inspirational – i think i might pen an epic ballad of this woman's powerful journey (by powerful journey, i mean glorious backyard)
moeshere Foxdale

#1 Right on girlfriend….

Douglas

She seams to be absolutely stunning her mouth and smile are amazing

Girl please give us a full face pic.

moeshere Foxdale

#1 CHIVE UP
Henry Hill

That was a good fake story. Nice way to guarantee your backside gets on the site….

lando

that backside doesn't need a story as insurance to make the site, Henry.

#3
SeaBassEX

Story fake, but nice backside.
yep

i thought the same thing….good way to get her own post indeed.
ilovethechive

Gonna need a letter and pics of the boss to prove this
Dunny_

This stuff is like reading Penthouse Forum.
All sounds Bizarro World possible and there is a great ass and happy ending. (FAP pun intentional)
&FU2

Same girl who yesterday asked us to prevent her boyfriend from leaving? Backsides look a little alike.
HDTVthx

amen

AngryOldMan

God Bless the Chive, your tush, and The Dallas Mavericks!
toby

the day isn't half over and already the chive is taking hump day to the next level #3
AsciiAdam

Great story! Chive on to your boss for being cool. Oh, and #3 is sweet!
http://thechive.com ontherun1989

#3 You go girl! Chive On!
Kmac

Cant wait to see more :0)

robfn

nice story nice tush, but the "notorious hardass" comment about your boss…wont she see this post? I mean she obviously gets her chive on

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1521541108 cmonstur

She has had much racier pictures on here, we've already discussed this and she thought the post would be funny.

b-ry

Chive – dedicate a post to comnstur AND her racy boss. please.
together if possible.

patov40

People who ARE hardasses, enjoy being called hard asses. People who are NOT hard asses, still take it as a compliment and will usually dial it down a bit in response. WIN/WIN admitting all this.

B197

Wouldnt of been late without the chive though… double edge sword
GroovMan

Fantastic story, Chive On!
baltalapa

we surely are greatful for such tush.

thank you from all the men on the chive. (i think.)
busted

Clever foot note… pun intended.
I know it all

ALL HAIL TO THE SUPERVISOR, QUEEN OF THIS NOTORIOUS HUMP DAY, ALL HAIL
mipo2010

Please, Save the tushes!! #3
Pedro Maia

#1 OMG that smile! Well, OMG everything else!

PenPen

Thats what I was thinking. What a great smile, I'd like to see more of those here, i'ts always good to see a beautiful smile before going out.

Supervisor

UGH…I can't believe you told everyone about my kind act. You know how many years I've worked to develop this "hardass" reputation??? YOU'RE FIRED!!!!!!

CEO

This is an embarrassment for my company
You two are both going to have to work very hard to "convince" me to not fire you
Report to my office after hours

Warren Buffet

*Chairman – Warren doesn't let a mistake go unfixed. This is why I'm the true BOSS.

-WB

http://jagassery.com/blog/ jaguar1024

I was just going to say that the story needed more chick kissing.

equalizermax

Her boss won't be happy if she find-out that she called her hard-ass. (Remember she's a chiver too)

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