Chivette’s Hump Day story: TheCHIVE saved my job (3 Photos)

Got an email from one of our Chivettes this morning. Hope y'all enjoy it as much as I did...

matt

Az represent!
http://oo.com orylolol

#1 i'd hit it
bob lee swagger

#3

Id eat a spoon full of cherios out of that ass hole
http://toprice.ie/ TOPRICE.IE

#3 I would love to have at least one chivette in my house :d
Subrutine

Obviously fake story, but who cares. A story should be good on the first place.
http://thechive.com/ bkfrijoles

Arizona!! hells yea
bill

#3 sweet ass.yummy,yummy,licl.
pheppi

This seems fake to me. Nice ass though.
markkens

Ummmm hmmmm…
konaehukai

The Chive is definitely the best site in the world.
themouthfromthesouth

#1 #3 MOAR MOAR MOAR Chivette of the week nominee!!!
dragon

winner all round lol
EIKapitan

Does anyone else really want to know how she wrote so legibly on her own heels?

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1521541108 cmonstur

Very carefully. It helps that I'm flexible.

http://www.facebook.com/arga.gabriel Arga Gabriel

one thing for sure, that smile is really heart-melting

#1
Jared

MOAR!!! Chivette of the week! She rocks!
Chris

A few really short paragraphs is too long? Let me guess, community college dropout?
ace

I would say +1 Chive! However, there are not enough digits on my keyboard for the awesomeness entailed!
A-MA-Zing!
Cory

Im in AZ and would enjoy meeting that sweet tush.
Always Last

Last!!!
Vaughn

DO WORK!