Daily Afternoon Randomness (48 Photos)

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Fair warning, it's Hump DAR...

Erin Willett has a Twitter page?! BAM

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  • slagthor

    I love the DAR!

    • Baxter

      I get Chick-fil-A on Sunday.

    • Born Again Chiver

      Wow, really? I usually come here because I hate it, but now I've finally found a comment which shows me that people do love it, and being a Chiver, I should take it upon myself to also learn to love it. Thank you, from the bottom of my heart for your useful and rather amazing commentary. I would have truly been a lost soul without it.

      • pico

        settle down, francis

        • EdWood

          That's telling them.

      • slagthor

        Yes because most comments are filled with insights into life and unanswered quantum questions. I think I was just happy with the quality. However, I take your point and wish you a crappy afternoon.

        • Funky Boy

          I applaud your uncanny ability to be just like everyone else. An average chiver. Way to be average, Chiver.

        • lol

          Dude, you clearly posted your comment before even seeing the gallery. Pathetic.

    • Ninja

      Be honest; am I alone in missing Paula's crazy comments in the DAR?

      • Kerpow

        I had actually forgotten it existed, until you brought it up just now, for which I hate you.

      • asdasd

        Could she have died from all the hatred?

        • Snap

          Quite the opposite, my dear chap, it was the up-thumbs which had killed it.

    • Zach

      I bet you wrote this before even looking at the post, just to get first.

      • Yawn

        That's pretty much guaranteed. What a waste of a comment.

    • Billy

      #9 I'm blind.

      • SpeakNSpell

        Photo of me having sex with your mom, we're in the garage.

      • DaddyD

        I couldn't see it in the full-sized photo, but I saw it here in the thumbnail. Leaf shadows show a face. Maybe James Dean?

    • Darth Neegro

      you honestly had to type that? nice thinly veiled "first" there. you suck.

  • SkyVader

    #23…..I was there!! Missed ya!

    • 919306

      Thats my home town! Woo hoo Bonnaroo!

    • john


    • Old Coot

      Hippies gonna hip.

      • Red


    • rkf

      me too. would've said hi. pic must be friday…no dust.

      • TNgirl3

        truth! The dust was so bad by Sunday!

    • Zach

      That's probably a good thing.

    • doubledub

      Definitely saw her and yelled ChiveOn

    • Avery

      Ahhh, I was totally there too…. son of a..!! It was a dusty place. Nice to be back in Ontario.

  • steve

    canucks FTW

    • BRUINS


    • Kodos

      luongo will lose it for them…

      • steve

        lu's a boss. If he can do it for Canada, he sure as hell can do it for van.

        • LineHog

          And what do you have to say now???????

        • ayo

          Luongo is not a boss he let in about 20 goals in the stanley cup finals and got pulled twice… Thomas on the other hand is way better than Luongo

    • sully23

      Boston's had a chance in every game up in Vancouver. Tonight it'll be the first game the away team wins bitches! GO BRUINS!

      • JDubs

        Boston is the cheapest team in the playoffs. It's a miracle that they've made it this far, through a shitty conference.

        • Hrmm

          True story, they definately didn't deserve to make it to the finals. Kinda suspicious though, makes you wonder how much the NHL wanted 7 games.

          • Asians Rule.

            Yeah I mean officials totally had something to do with Boston scoring 17 goals in Boston. If anything Vancouver was lucky to have the series go 7.

        • Not a Boston Fan

          Are you seriously retarded? Cheap? Vancouver was the 6th most penalized team while Boston was the 6th least penalized. You wanna talk cheap? How about the Sedin's embellishment of EVERY contact the get into, how about Rome laying out Horton for the rest of the season and possibly for next year, oh shit..and as I type…Kesler takes a run at a defenseless Chara with the puck nowhere in sight. Get a clue… I mean I am not even a Boston fan but the weakness of Vancouver, including an over-rated b-squad goaltender isn't anything to be proud of.

          • lonin

            Sorry, knee jerk reaction to thumb you down for your name before reading your post.

    • #387

      go fuck yourself…and eat some ham errrr I mean Canadian Bacon

    • Kelley

      The fans are as classy as the Team, have fun cleaning up!! Go Hawks!

  • lando

    Thanks for that one, Erin


    • RGH

      This is the best Wednesday EVER! Thank you Erin!

    • TheBoris

      Best thing ever. New craze, please happen.

    • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

      No, thanks for both of them Erin.

    • ROK247

      i like where this is going

    • Smizzen

      Boob drop post, plzzzzzz!!!!

    • Nick

      God Bless Erin!

    • Erins future husband

      The ass drops were awesome but……… Erin just delivered the knockout blow

    • Cate

      Really you four? I think you're all hot but ask for a little more attention pleaseee

      • bud

        ill give them all the attention they ever want as long as they keep posting 'dropping' battles

    • asdasd

      For an awesome combo, FLBP girls, dropping the goods!!!

      Also, thank you!!!

    • llano2

      Sorry Erin, for you it is not your wonderful body, but your flawless face! But we will take anything you give us.

    • RamRod

      Erin is definitely my favorite

      • Foosbah

        mine too. out of the three she seems to be the least biggest attention whore.

        • Lotus

          You can't really complain about attention whores here because the chive is partially built around glorifying attention whores. The girls (chivettes) get their "attention" and chivers get half naked pics/gifs. All I can say is it would take some very desperate (or attention needy) girl to submit pics here and I don't think I would want to know them irl. Anyway, I've never really been bothered by it — its this sites history.

          The chive trying to sell me their lame t-shirts in two of this DARs pictures, that I WILL complain about.

          • what a d

            fuck this guy ^

            • Lotus

              Your brilliance amazes me! I'm so glad the new popular chive is attracting such great commenters that address my points and offer counter points!

    • Bill

      I guess you mean thanks for those two

    • http://www.facebook.com/Wil.Pwr Will Harding

      Erin wins.

  • Faithful Chiver

    The lord is my savior, and I thank Him for this blessed DAR. Thank you, lord, for creating the world and for giving the idea for the DAR to the fine gentlemen who run this website. Praise be to God!

  • disturbed

    #2 FDAU!

    • http://www.facebook.com/ranDgallegos Randy Gallegos

      am i the only one puzzled by #9

      • Yee Haw

        It's a picture of me having sex with your mom. You just can't see it because we're in the garage. Yee haw.

    • switch_24

      too literal FDAU

      • disturbed

        C'mon. That's epic FDAU right there!

        • AirForce

          That is definitely a Flight Data Acquisition Unit right there!

  • wyattfairchild

    Early DAR. That's a good omen for the rest of the day!

  • Emma

    I think the release of the new Chive shirt will be my highlight of tomorrow.

  • chewy

    #19, #26, #42, #46

    The HUMP is strong with this DAR

    • asdasd


      If you really have low self esteem, you should change some things in your life, like
      what you read and who you hang with.
      If you are just acting, that's the most pathetic thing in the wold, attention whore…

      • 6655321

        what's a wold?

      • David

        absolutely NO REASON to lose that. Ever

    • Urban

      #26 Well there's your problem. Squats will increase your glutes.

      • 6655321

        Don't say that, she might stop. I rather enjoy this picture.

    • Parker

      First one is "JADA STEVENS," Google her now!

    • truthiness

      #42 is LG.

      • Appreciator


      • your brother

        Not LG.

  • Glitched

    great DAR #49 way to go Chive

    • Alex

      What a cute little ass!!!

      • disturbed

        Find her!

    • jim

      I challenge someone to NOT beat off to this.

      Challenge not accepted.

  • danny


    Welcome to the Chive

  • HectorGum

    #3 I was =) but then #49 I was like =D!!!

    • kater

      i was like…


    • Zach

      …then I was like FAP.

    • amrith777

      Well–I know I'm in the MINORITY–but I gotta say that I think the first one was sexier….

    • jetrome

      First I was like 8=D
      then i was like 8========D
      then I was like 8========D –<
      then I was like :D

  • E Man

    #46 Love it!!

    • truth teller

      Yawn ,you need bigger boobs for that.

  • Dan

    #24 I HATE being behind these. Last year I saw one with the back car bouncing it's rear tires on the road.

  • http://twitter.com/MrChAndy @MrChAndy

    Wow, it's really early for a DAR

  • Glitched

    I guess you didn't make it to the end of the post?

    • Oasis

      Nope, he was just trying to get first.

  • MOAR

    You rock, John.


    • Lucky Guess

      Something tells me that's not "John."

      • punisher

        Obviously the chivers are going batcrazy over this coz they have never seen a naked women before this and they cant access porn coz thr parents dont allow it.

  • sheoncebelieved

    #49 I see the rest!!!!!!! Thank you Thank you

    • JustADick

      Man you were dumb earlier when you posted, #3 'I want to see the rest!'

      Good thing you deleted your post though so no one will realize how dumb you sounded, and how sad it was that you obviously had raced to the bottom to try to post on the first page and had missed # 49.

      Your secret is safe with me.

  • Rahm Emanuel

    #23 No one likes dirty hippies!

    • ohmyguinness

      Actually, it's no one likes fucktards.

    • Zach

      Should change "no one" to "I." You can't speak for all of us.

      • Just Saying

        That would be grammatically incorrect.

        • Zach

          "I like dirty hippies!" is grammatically incorrect? Dude, you should not have dropped out of school.

          • DCMOFO

            "I likes dirty hippies!" is incorrect. You should double check before you talk shit.

            • V4Vendetta14

              I think I hate grammar nazis almost as much as the real nazis!

            • Zach

              It was just assumed you would be smart enough to drop the "s" on "likes." Sorry dude. I should have helped you out a little more.

              • Observer

                At this point, gracefully bowing out and admitting you're wrong would be the manly thing to do.

          • Pistol

            'I don't like hippies' is socially correct. Dude, you should not of dropped LSD.

        • Christian Lander

          Stuff White People Like # 99, Grammar

          White people love rules. It explains why so they get upset when people cut in line, why they tip so religiously and why they become lawyers. But without a doubt, the rule system that white people love the most is grammar. It is in their blood not only to use perfect grammar but also to spend significant portions of time pointing out the errors of others.

          When asking someone about their biggest annoyances in life, you might expect responses like “hunger,” “being poor,” or “getting shot.” If you ask a white person, the most common response will likely be “people who use ‘their’ when they mean ‘there.’ Maybe comma splices, I’m not sure but it’s definitely one of the two.”

          If you wish to gain the respect of a white person, it’s probably a good idea that you find an obscure and debated grammar rule such as the “Oxford Comma” and take a firm stance on what you believe is correct. This is seen as more productive and forward thinking than simply stating your anger at the improper use of “it’s.

          Another important thing to know is that when white people read magazines and books they are always looking for grammar and spelling mistakes. In fact, one of the greatest joys a white person can experience is to catch a grammar mistake in a major publication. Finding one allows a white person to believe that they are better than the writer and the publication since they would have caught the mistake. The more respected the publication, the greater the thrill. If a white person were to catch a mistake in The New Yorker, it would be a sufficient reason for a large party.

          Though they reserve the harshest judgment for professional, do not assume that white people will cast a blind eye to your grammar mistakes in email and official documents. They will judge you and make a general assessment about your intelligence after the first infraction. Fortunately, this situation can be improved if you ask a white person to proof read your work before you send it out. “Hey Jill, I’m sorry to do this, but I have a business degree and I’m a terrible writer. Can you look this over for me?” This deft maneuver will allow the white person to feel as though their liberal arts degree has a purpose and allow you to do something more interesting.

          Don’t worry, it is impossible for a white person to turn down the opportunity to proofread.

          • F. Gump

            No, it is not white people that like grammar, it is EDUCATED people who like grammar, regardless of race. I could go on but I don't want to feed the troll any more.

          • Britt

            this just made my night…more important than the bruins winning! whiter shades of pale <3

          • Racist

            That's racist.

          • Ryan

            We just don't like ignorance DAN.

          • Fredrick VonBone

            Black people like to steal.

          • Guest

            And all this time I thought my biggest annoyance is all of the illegal Mexicans.

          • Blackie

            Didn't you mean "if you AXE a white person to proof read" ?

          • Brandon

            We don't take kindly to your type 'round here.

    • Blumpkin

      I hate dirty hippies too…with their sandles and sticky buds

      • Spellcheck

        Something was bothering me about this comment, and it took me a good 15 minutes to realize that it's spelled "sandals."

      • Gypsymothe

        Damn Hippies….wearing more than one color at a time, growing their hair….

      • Blackie

        Hippies smell like cabbage and feet. But they are always ready to fuck. If you wanna skip getting herpies, you can always stick your dick in a cabbage and roquefort sandwich.

  • Sauru

    #19 god i love hump day DAR

    • http://www.myspace.com/theamericanmaniacs BentWrenches

      I thought this was something to do with the lamp and her holding the light,till i saw THAT ASS

      • Yes

        Jada Stevens

    • http://dirtyhotproductions.com walter

      muy wow!

  • hardcorepaul

    Fair warning, it's hump day :D

    • Zach

      Thanks, man. Please don't procreate.

  • parlay


    That looks like Leena Nguyen?

    • http://www.facebook.com/jeffapel Jeff Apel

      Man, I can't believe people are saying this girl looks fat. Are you serious? From what I can tell she looks sexy. I'm half-Spanish and I like them petite as they come, but I would be insane to say no to this.

      • stephanie

        Amen…..check stats most women don't look like supermodels (wear a zize 00) curves rule.
        (ps no I'm not a fat chick…..)

    • Excuses

      That looks like someone who needs to stop making excuses and get in shape. Patty's working on it, millions of other people do it, but you must be special. Get real.

      • pico

        you're fucking kidding right? that girl is beautiful

        • Lol what?

          You're fucking kidding right? You can't even see her face and she's beatiful? Lol, gtfo.

          • switch_24

            i think he means "she has a beautiful body"

            • Really?

              Yeah her body is so beautiful she could be a mascot for McDonalds.

              • Agree

                So true, though.

              • Francois

                Why don't you go wank off to some anorexic bitch? This is what a woman looks like. If you think she is fat, perhaps you are not man enough to handle anything that doesn't resemble a 12 year old boy.

      • marble

        hey 'excuses', i think you're kind of an idiot :)

        • Excuses

          This is my care face -.-

      • TITO

        She looks awesome! I just wanna… brush her hair and feed her strawberries! And other stuff…

    • Interesting

      Why would she want to shrink those assets? The look great to me!

    • Anonymous

      I still want to know why she is doing squats to try to lose whatever the fuck she thinks she has. First off it seems like she really believes the whole "spot reduction" bullshit. Secondly if she squats she is going to get larger muscle mass in her glutes and thighs. Thereby doing the complete opposite of what she wants.

      • Mick

        Holy shit, someone with knowledge about working out. High five! If spot reduction really worked, I'd have had washboard abs for the past 7 years.

        • Whatlol

          Ummm…. the same weight of muscle is definitely a LOT less in size than the equivalent in fat. Which is why when you work out, you don't always lose weight but you look slimmer. What he said above is about the dumbest thing I've read all day.

          • Zach

            What he said was right. You will bulk up your thighs and ass by doing squats and lunges. She should stick to cardio to lose that ass.

            • Bodyguy

              You would have to work out 5-6 hours a DAY, everyday, like a bodybuilder to bulk up to a size where it would look odd for a normal person. Have you ever worked out at all? Lol. That is probably the biggest myth, bullshit out there invented by fat people as an excuse to not work out. It would take you years to bulk up your thighs and ass and by that time your body fat % would be well below what you need to look good. Stop spreading this bullshit.

              • You're an Idiot

                Your an idiot. You don't have to work out 5-6 hours a day to gain muscle. That's just what you do because your weird. The term bulk up does not mean it has to be freakish like a body builder. It just means to add muscle.

                • Bodyguy

                  Yup, I am an idiot because I said something that is a fact, but your much wiser, completely made up bullshit comment with no substance what-so-ever certainly put me in my place. I love your opening your argument with "Your an idiot" by the way, style points. Kudos.

                • You're an Idiot

                  you're* (I know, I know)

      • 70's Big

        Girls don't get "large muscle mass" from squats unless you are taking steriods.

    • Zach

      That looks like an ass.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Kyle-Shubert/100000681927439 Kyle Shubert

      She looks perfectly fine.


    Hey, somebody got into my nightstand.

    • disturbed

      #4 is how I'll haunt the women of the world after I die.

      • 6655321

        To quote Ali G "Finally, they make one in my size."

      • Snookarella


    • http://www.youtube.com/user/ADHDavenger13?feature=mhsn Firefighter23

      You keep a bubble dick in your nightstand? How do you keep it from popping? Also you must have a big nightstand

    • Gia

      #4 Reminds me of Donnie Darko

  • Derp

    This was great…except the fact that I saw all of this hours ago on I-Am-Bored. Way to go, Chive!

    • pico

      really, I AM BORED had it all, huh? Really?

      • Inpalin

        Yeah, that's pretty much what he just wrote. Do you need it sounded out?

        • Troll of Truth

          sar·casm   /ˈsɑrkæzəm/ Show Spelled
          [sahr-kaz-uhm] Show IPA

          1. harsh or bitter derision or irony.

          • Herp

            Should have read that definition and applied it to your response before posting it. Derp.

      • Derp

        Yep. Isn't that what I already typed?

    • endo

      derp, that was a good one, man, great joke

    • combat_carl

      #42 #45 #46 #23 Your argument is invalid

    • http://www.myspace.com/theamericanmaniacs BentWrenches

      I AM BORED ain't got shit.i just go there when i'm waiting for the DAR

    • genesis

      yeah, i really want to slush thru i-am-bored one pic link at a time. Derp. you need to broaden your horizons. welcome to the interent, buddy

    • Paul

      Your revolution is over, Mr. Derp. Condolences. The bums lost. My advice is to do what your parents did; get a job, sir. The bums will always lose. Do you hear me, Mr. Derp?

      Maybe, then you won't be so bored.

      • Blackie

        That statement really ties the comments together man

    • IWasBored

      Where? I was just there and did not see all of this. Link?

  • Wilson

    Scroll down.

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