Daily Morning Awesomeness (20 Photos)

#10 Like a frog!

Is it strange that I find #13 sexy as hell?

#3 I want one of those when I get to do my business; I'd be cool for your food to arrive in a glass wheels bicycle… #13, I want one of those too!!!!… and #15 Bat-cholo, neva mez wid 'em, or ya'll neva see daylight anymó…

#7 so much right with this hot woman

#21 Hands down the best half hour show on TV!!!
You had me at Meat Tornado…

como estan bitches!

#21 ron swanson is the man

#21 there was a fist pump at the end. would've made a great picture.

F*CK YOU CHIVE! Now i MUST see THE ANCHORMAN! and i have to study for my exams! XD

#22 – funny. Why do all of the TV stations do that?

#19 was called “getting 6-packed” in college. You owed the other team a sixer if you got owned. Awesome. Good times!

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#16 i think that it's called città not cita, because cita means nothing in italian.. However, that's awesome

Girls will recognize that #7 is wearing control top panyhose.
(Boys: nude-to-waist would have been the appropriate selection.

#16 Now thats living really is…

#2 They see me rollin', they hatin'.

Is that a scumbag steve hat I see?

#14 make me raff.

Yeah THATS not old at all………

Or did I fall asleep in a DeLorean and its now 2009 again?

#4…the playgrounds haven't evolved, parents have devolved into allowing kids to have whatever they want.
#7…Do you think she even remotely knows what she's dressed as??
#16…But how the hell do you get out of the ocean and back to the hotel??
#21…It was funny when Ron Swanson said it. You have added nothing to it, and have, by sheer laziness, made this unfunny. Thanks dick fucker.

#11 I don't always swing, but when I do, I swing like a boss.

#5 Aaarrrrmmmmy Training Sir!

#17 but can he walk?

Shut up hippy!