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  • guest

    first

    • Netoward

      If you were my FIRST son, I would be very disappointed of you after seeing this video.

    • jayman

      first asshole?
      first douchebag?
      which is it?

  • -KhmerStory-

    Thumbs up if you have the Maverick Rev-6!

    • i just chived

      currently -1 people have that
      nice work

    • https://www.facebook.com/people/Chris-Hood/100001542124492 Chris Hood

      Rev-6? That jamming POS? Nay, I have the 10-shot Barricade RV-10.

  • Josh Gorter

    It's like they animated every cops and robbers game I had when I was kid.

    • MigraineBoy

      I don't recall playing cops and robbers with a full on meth lab.

      • Nat Fiction

        cause you were lame

    • Wilson

      I'm pretty sure that was a new breed of drug. Cooked like meth, but looks like cocaine.

      • http://www.facebook.com/people/Danny-Ong/744355742 Danny Ong

        new drug, huge in france right now. supposed to replicate the effects of consuming roast chicken with ketchup

        • Homer Simpson

          Ha Ha, I used to do that as a kid…I hated the taste of chicken…but loved ketchup!

  • Bob

    Is it wrong to say I smiled the whole video??

    • DCMOFO

      No, not at all. Especially the old lady GTA style execution at 2:57.

    • Catbra

      It is wrong, but I smiled too. I won't tell your wife if you don't tell mine….

    • http://www.myspace.com/theamericanmaniacs BentWrenches

      no,bOb that saw bad-assed!loved it

    • Monk

      That was just 10 kinds of bad ass. Kudos to those kids.

    • unknown

      pedofile

  • rayyaan

    awesome 10/10

  • Anakrusix

    The animation is freakin awesome! Two thumbs up!

    • Obie Slice

      it reminds me of the animation during the "oren ishiii" childhood scene in kill bill vol. 1. Badass to say the least

      • dub

        It was all anime effect. I was reminded of Akira and Appleseed. Very cool. Even at twice or three times their age, I don't feel I could make something as cool.

  • Anon

    Holy shii …. expecting it to be bad but that's freaking awesome!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Eric-Lopez/749834706 Eric Lopez

    That…was brilliant.

  • Obie Slice

    they say kids are our future….. I CANT WAIT!

  • TITO

    This is better than any movie that came out this year!

  • Mike

    didn't expect this….wow

  • keepontruckinit

    I hope Tarantino directs the sequel!

  • pen_lemon

    A LA VEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!
    THAT WAS AWESOME I GOT ONE MAVERICK

  • Rannndy

    Take that old lady hahaha

  • Nico

    AWESOME!!!! LIKE A KID!

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  • Jim

    That takes Bugsy Malone to the next level

    • Let me have him Joe

      So you want to be a drug lord? Lead a cocaine ring?
      Better get your sawed off nerf gun, eat a chicken wing.

  • http://www.facebook.com/wankidd Wan Kidd

    this is AWESOME.

  • Netoward

    I'm proud of these kids, at least we know that there's no Justin Bieber in them

  • Ben2828

    man I wish I had a good pc when I was young :D,
    amazing effects for their age!

  • Terrance_

    It's like my childhood nerf gun battles + Wiley Coyote effects…awesome.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Vince-Weaver/100002059474696 Vince Weaver

    LOVED the gunfire, smoke, etc. but really could have done without the blood. If you have to 'shock' people to get them to watch it, it's probably not worth watching (much less making).

    • jamie

      fuck you

      • Reme

        Do you kiss your mommy with that mouth? I respect his opinion more that yours, bases only on the fact that you can't be any less juvenile…

        • jamie

          why films are made in first place is to shock people not always with blood maybe with sex or certain actions of people. nobody likes a film that does not shock you or what so ever and indeed im proud im not a douchebag grown up like you who posts to ''i hate my job'' and have to jerk off to the chivettes because your women cant get your dick to work anymore.

          Ps, fuck you

          • GeoMet12

            Jamie: Sorry, but you are dead WRONG. I revisited the top 100 movies of all time (according to AFI), and you have to go down to #56 Jaws, before you get to a movie that could even be considered 'shocking' with gratuitous sex or violence- though I could even then argue that the blood and gore wasn't what drew viewers. It takes violence to make the Saw and Friday the 13th type genres tick… not the great ones.

            • wocmontana

              actually you are dead WRONG. Look at the AFI's top 100..number 3 on the list is The Godfather. You are an idiot.

            • jamie

              ive worked for 6 years in a videostore till now and ive seen pretty much all of them and every film has an element of surprise(shock ), and i just gave a few examples of shocking elements its not always visual, it can be a single word that shocks no great film ever made went by without shock, and if you criticize a film than take along the time it was made in.

              have you seen all the films on the list probably not, and if you have an opinion off it please have your own and not one that was said by someone else.

              ps, if you think gore or sex are the only thing that are shocking broaden your horizon.

      • GaryS

        geez, act at least as old as the kids in the movie… whatta tool

      • Jamies Dad

        No, FUCK YOU Jamie. I'll rip off your fckn head and shit down your neck you POS.
        Only us GROWN UPS get to talk like that, douche.

        • Jason

          Haha!! Full of WIN> pwnd Jamie, Jamie's Dad!!

    • Carl23Weese

      Yea..today's youth require vast amounts of stimulation to keep them awake. GeoMet has it right, but most kids under 21 couldn't sit still long enough to sit through any of the top 50 movies of all time. I'll bet you give Jamie a glass of milk, and tie him to a chair in front of Casablanca, you'll have a glass full of butter in about 20 minutes from him shaking so hard… xD

      • Jason

        Ha! Forget E.T., his favorite move is D.T.!!! Love it, Jamie pwnd again…kid needs to STFU

      • jamie

        yes and that film had to be shocking for you and others to like and ive seen it

    • jayman

      its a new concept called "entertainment" or "fantasy". i know. i know. it looked very real. especially with the fluorescent yellow guns and all. but it wasn't real sir. no children or stuffed bears were injured in the making of this film. (bet you watched the whole damn thing though? right? huh? i knew it. hypocrite.)

      • MarcA

        Did you see the part where he said he LOVED the smoke and gunfire? Don't be a tool and accuse somebody of crap they didn't say or insinuate, if you can't read AND comprehend. Comprende? Not much, I guess.
        I see his point about the blood being unnecessary to make the movie pretty cool- but I liked it still.

    • CuriousGeorge

      The point is, those kids were probably pretty thrilled to be in a movie that someone would edit and put awesome special effects in. Even more so seeing themselves die bloody deaths. As I would have been at their age. They probably enjoy this movie more than anybody else and they may be the reason why it was made in the first place. It takes an adult who forgot what it is to be a kid to be that stuck up.

    • Evelyn

      LAME-o

    • dub

      This is a fun argument and all, but I could care less what Vince Weaver's opinion of this is. The url on this page says "The bloodiest kids movie ever made." What the fuck were you expecting, you gigantic tool?

      Opinions are fun, I agree, but they don't matter. Yours is no exception.

  • http://twitter.com/StrongAsMeat @StrongAsMeat

    Holy f*ck!

  • JDub

    perfect plan = kill everyone… including old women and stuffed animals… and use high explosives
    Best movie I've seen in a while

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