A low down, dirty good time (29 Photos)

  • Terrance_

    #20…Okay, wait, did Yoda just make a "That's what she said joke?" I'm so happy right now!
    And of course #23…enough said.

    • Chiveinator

      that he didB)

  • http://twitter.com/Sanja_Knez @Sanja_Knez

    Ahhh yes. Makes perfect sense. #6

    • Chiveinator

      I never understood when people said "the brain is the sexiest organ"
      until now anywayB)

      • JustaDick

        So you didn't understand why people said "the brain is the sexiest organ" until it was referring to a penis and balls? To each their own…

    • equalizermax

      Hey Sanja_Knez, do you want to lick my brain?

    • Wesley Perry

      Def makes sense

    • Give Carl your lunch

      I'm getting an erection just thinking of this.


      Wait a minute…….thats sexism, i love to sexism!!

  • quintus

    The most ballsiest jenga game is about to commence in #28

  • Anakrusix

    #19 – Rubix Cube!

    I've solved one in 73 seconds! The hell with trying for 7.3 seconds. (I think that's the current world record.)

    • Steve

      She just Faked it to appease you..

      • Anakrusix

        It's ok. I forgive your mom.

        • Score keeper

          Well played

    • Johnny Sixarms

      It's Rubik's Cube. A guy named Rubik (last name) invented it. I fear for this next generation coming up. Way too stupid.

      • Davo

        19 is only true if you're a completely useless cunt

  • Josh Gorter

    #15 Just because he is a midget/ Little person/ dwarf/ what ever the fuck they want to be called does not mean he is good actor. Great show but far from the best actor / actress on the show.

    • http://www.facebook.com/Miccyj Michael Parr

      Actually, I think he is one of the strongest actors on the show, often carrying what would be quite a weak scene. I think the show is great, and I love how close to the book it is, but some of the acting is pretty terrible.

      • toby

        errrrr which show ?

      • http://www.facebook.com/dmitry.sychev Dmitry Sychev

        You're just jealous, because he gets more ass than you ever will.

        • Word

          only because his face is at ass level – but ass face doesn't count

      • Hand of Fate

        I can't think of anyone I'd call a bad actor on the show. Even the Stark children have been awesome, especially Arya.

        That said, I sort of hate Catelyn, not that she is acted badly, just that they changed her characterization so much from the book that she occasionally seems weak.

        • Breanna

          Eh, I hate Catelyn in the show, but I also hate Catelyn in the books, so I guess they did an okay job. I do not, however, like the actress' turkey neck.

          My enormous beef is with Cersei. She's supposed to be gorgeous. The actress, though sufficiently bitchy, is hideous.

      • Ihatewankers

        I hope you and your whole family get a debilitating slow cancer. Being funny is one thing but being an absolute cunt is another…

      • KISSmyLUVGUN


        • Breanna

          Um… Brienne probably doesn't die, if that's any consolation. What a fucking douche.

    • BreakingBadIsBetter

      As far as I'm concerned, Bryan Cranston and Aaron Paul deserve every best actor/supporting actor award given for T.V.

      • Big McLarge Huge

        i concur

        • oldboy

          Me 3!

      • Esther

        To think, I was confused a mntuie ago.

    • ensergio

      He's killing it, men.

    • tralfaz

      A Lannister always pays his debts.

      • ROK247

        and screws his sister

        • Give Carl your lunch

          …and fathers asshole-children.

    • Awesome

      Regardless of his stature, the dude can flat-out act. And you have a point to a degree. People take more notice because he is a little person, but if that's the edge that is needed to get him the notoriety he deserves, then so be it. He's a bad mofo….

    • Ethan Shuster

      Besides, doesn't everyone know by now they ain't giving the award to any fantasy show?

    • http://www.thechive.com Elbow

      I think he's doing a great job simply because Tyrion is one of the greates characters in the series and I didn't think they would be able to capture that but this actor is doing a good job of it. No easy task.

    • Hand of Fate

      #1 Tyrion Lannister is quite possibly one of the best characters ever written, if not the best. I've read Game of Thrones three times…

      #2 Dinkage has really taken the role and made it is own and completely knocked it out of the park. Every scene he does is as pure as the gold Tywin Lannister probably shits!

      • Breanna

        I completely agree. Tyrion and Jon have been my favorite characters in the book and I was terrified that they were going to fail in casting. Thankfully, I was wrong. I think Dinklage is an awesome actor anyway, but he really does a great job as Tyrion. I think he's actually one of the strongest actors, as someone stated before, and he never fails to entertain, just as Tyrion does.

    • ROK247

      his latest whore is hot as hell we should get her on here wtf is her name i forget

      • maxis

        Her name is Shae (played by Sibel Kekilli)

    • Bdrizzle

      Tyrion for president!

    • Chris

      He's awesome…one of the best actors in the show.
      That is all!

      • Paula's Understudy

        I think he should stick to the Jackass movies.

    • testmemofo

      hater don't be jealous. The dude is fucking awesome regardless of height.

  • mcsgwigga

    I'll take a number 3 please, #13

    • ROK247

      nothing beats a good vag lasguna and an ice cold beer to wash it down

      • mcsgwigga

        my thoughts exactly my man

    • tret20

      in all those spelling mistakes, they got COUNTRY right?

  • MigraineBoy

    #16 I bet his Little Jovi writes better songs than he does.

    • deaf guy

      liver and a pear was a good tune

    • Monk


  • James

    #28 yup, that outta fix it!

  • Alex

    #1 wtf…

    • Terrance_

      Natures version of the Human Centipede perhaps…? Sick.

    • Chiveinator

      Nature was never even in the same room as this abomination of gibbering madness:x

    • Jim

      Looks like a typical Friday night to me.

    • http://www.myspace.com/theamericanmaniacs BentWrenches

      circle of life

    • Zach

      San Francisco

  • dibbs

    #4. You. In a kitchen. You're perfect.

    • AsciiAdam

      Anyone else notice she is smoking hot?

    • beasty

      Is that Tiffany?

      • Sick

        yup. search for tiffany sexy apron

    • PoppinFresh

      who is this? and MOAR plz.

  • http://twitter.com/Z_Triple_T @Z_Triple_T

    #18 happens far too often.

    • Gutterville

      Those cheap pizzas are on my ban list along with a certain KFC where I live (fuckers always fuck up my order)

    • PoppinFresh

      LOL! So True. Every fucking time…

  • tommybhoy

    #29 The meat-bag maybe onto something……

  • bob

    I think he will come up short again…

    • Rocko

      LOL how tasteful

      • Foley


    • http://www.facebook.com/Miccyj Michael Parr


    • jim

      Oh, he's an angry elf

      • Urban

        Half man

  • xXbeermonkeyXx

    #2 i bet shes having fun with that nose!
    #13 vag. lasguna? wth is that and whats in it?

    • Chiveinator

      #13 fritters made from the "Creature of the vag lasguna"

  • Ernie

    #2 and #23 win

  • Ams

    NZ represents with penis grass.

    • Urban

      I wonder how long they had to do this before Google maps updated.

  • 800lb_Gorilla

    #15 I fully support this. Also if he wins the Emmy this year, he is going to have that award on lock for a few years. His character only gets better in the next couple books.

    • Adam

      Have not read the books but total mindfuck this season ROBERT DEAD, NED DEAD and KHAL is on his deathbed great season but lots of unexpected things happening.

      • http://www.facebook.com/people/Benton-McGrath/587208531 Benton McGrath

        Fucking spoiler alert for those who haven't read the books or waiting for the show to come on DVD. Dick.

  • http://thechive.com/ bkfrijoles

    #12 sad but true

    • amrith777

      Really?Cuz you're kinda cute…but anyway–hope things turn around soon 🙂

  • Matt

    #19 I have no problem with this, I can solve it in a minute!

    • jack

      Oh, is that what she tells you?

    • Brad's mom

      Considering it actually takes up to 20 minutes for a female, I assume you are done and back at Dungeons and Dragons by the time she actually gives herself one… since you can't.

  • Chiveinator

    love how sweet and innocent she looks;)

    Is it just me or does that snowman look like he's enjoying himself altogether too much?

    • basstard

      #4 I could give you a link. But you said "innocent". Ignorance is bliss, my friend.

      • Chiveinator

        allow me my illusions:D

  • Chiveinator

    for the love of all that is holy no-one show #1 to Tom Six 😡

  • ThatGuy

    #1 That's the human condition right there.

  • brony

    #25 Rainbow Dash exists!!!

    • ssstoopid

      LoL, I really wish I didn't know what you were talking about.

  • Trent

    #23 needs her own post, Irish love!

  • tralfaz

    #9 Spider brotha spider brotha does what ever a spider brotha does…..

    • Grifo

      Wow, that guy will literally hump anything that moves.

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