Daily Afternoon Randomness (46 Photos)

  • Brother Maynard

    #44 #45 MOAR of both!!

    • Mick

      #45 where can i get one of these

    • J-Munny

      You took the freakin' words out of my mouth. Whats better than amazing ass and freakin' burgers?

      Nothin, biatch!

      • everyone has an ass

        the look on this broad's face #46

        • http://www.myspace.com/theamericanmaniacs BentWrenches


    • Nathan

      When I scrolled to #44 … "holy sh*t" I thought I just said it in my mind… I didn't. took me a half second to realize I just cursed in my office in front of two women OOPS! …But seriously that should get pic of the year and she should definitely get her own post.

      • Tiago


      • Savage

        #44 upside down on the front of the new Chive Tee (So you as the wearer get to enjoy a little Chive when dragged away from the monitor)

      • RobbieBobbie

        don't you mean… *puts on sunglasses*

        pic of the rear?


        • http://theanisette.com Daris

          Made me crack up! I heard the little snare drum to hi hat go off in my head and three drops of pee came out while crying with hilarity.

          Thank you for that.

      • Catch

        One of the hottest things I've ever seen on theChive. I said lots of bad words and thought lots of bad things when i saw this.

    • Ethan

      isn't #44 LG?

      • Brother Maynard

        I was wondering, but don't think so.

      • its_forge

        Nope, differently shaped bum and hips. Not that I've memorized LG's bum and hips. Really. Haven't. Honest.

    • andy

      id eat both those burgers

    • daveliso

      We have exactly the same taste!

    • the elusive

      #45 is almost as sexy as #44

    • wheretheriverflows

      Ok, there is something creepy going on, since I was thinking the same thing.
      Also, Chive – Y U No post #44 EATING #45!!!!
      Order more shirts for godsake! Get one of those intermodal shipping containers to store that shit in man!

    • Sadface

      Exactly what i was thinking! I saw both at the same time and was like "idk which one to stare at first!"

    • Jr.

      Most definitely!!!

    • stalin's dad

      #44 is from a Dutch escort site , NSFW :

  • Brother Maynard

    Have you ever been so socially disobedient you made out during a riot?

    • equalizermax

      #24 – Congratulation Kid! You are now famous in the Internet. The Police might need that picture in court.

      • CallingYouOut

        One of the douchey-est things to do, is to hijack someone else's post, just so you can post something on the first page.

        You are a complete an utter asshole.

        The only time hijacking should be appropriate is when some dick posts "first" or something troll like. That's it.

        • RABBLE

          I reiterate my request for a comments Hall of Shame. There are users who really deserve to be on there for repeat offenses.

          • dub

            You should write some rules.

            Then you and Callingyouout can realize how little your opinion matters. Also, Cats.

        • equalizermax

          An important reminder from the Internet Police (see above)

          This message is been brought to you by a complete asshole name "CallingYouOut". Because his too afraid to post his real log-in name before calling someone a douchey-est.

          • Monk

            Great point… cause if he had posted another anonymous internet name like "equalizermax" THEN he would feel our wrath!!!!

            You are a fucking idiot, and you are coming off pretty pathetic. Try to man up.

    • doug

      I'll give that bitch a riot, bitches love riots

    • hager

      The ultimate anti-cockblock

    • Anonarama

      Oh, a riot! This makes me want sex!

      FYI: this is the kind of girl that will give you syph. Good luck with that.

    • fangnz

      find her!

      • james

        Just for the record, in defence of my city… Not all canuck fans are brainless twats, i can assure you its the idiot thugs that started that mess, but the real vancouverites cleaned it up.

      • Ben
        • Brother Maynard

          No stabbing. Thanks Ben.

    • AICen

      Gandhi would be proud.. until he found out that it resulted form a lost hockey game.


    #43 But drinking and Chiving is the best…

    • Dingo8MyBaby

      I don't always drink; but when I do, I prefer to drink and Chive.

    • toodrunktofindaname

      yeah, i second that! as i am drinking right now, i just realized i do have a lot more fun chiving than before i started drinking.
      and honestly, do you remember the pics you posted of yourselve, showing you drinking while putting up DMA and DAR. just saying.

    • mister bucket

      The shirt is trying to say 'Do Drink and Chive' by graying out the "N'T". Maybe they could just cross out the last two letters in red ink to make it a little more obvious.

      • design_guru

        No big red x, that'd just be cheesy and gay. Good job chive, and congrats on actually using typography design correctly, not just x'ing things out so the peanut gallery can understand…

    • Observation

      Drinking and Chiving alone in your bedroom – the majority of Chivers, especially ones who thumb down comments.

    • Caca

      They should make a "Binge Chiver" shirt.

    • https://www.facebook.com/jason.ciotti Jason Ciotti

      I suggested Mac the Ninja shirts. Afterthought says we should get get Chive ninja uniforms.

    • TheBigMachine

      The left one with the copy write logo would make more sense if it was "Chive On". My reasoning is this: the 'C' is surrounded by an 'O'. 'C' = Chive (obviously) / 'O' = On. Just a thought…

    • dan

      "Chive Responsibly"

    • Clay Anderson

      #37 There should be an Achievement unlocked Chive On or Chiver T-shirt

    • GK-4

      I'm drinking Tequila on the rocks and checking out DAR before i go to bed
      so i can't let that 2nd one pass

    • UT Vols Chiver

      IIf you notice the n't isn't in white. So it's underlying meaning is DO drink and Chive!

    • nate

      print both and stop printing the original. Then create some epic mythical story about the original chive logo tee!!!

    • Justin Critchley

      This is true But i would knife fight a bull hippo wearing kevlar to earn a chivestrong shirt!!!

  • arTee

    #6 Looks Eggciting!

    • Hostile

      I think it is Eggcellent!

    • Codey

      Does anyone else wish they had a golf club

      • Jen


    • jesse


  • sam

    #33 sometimes i'm reminded that Emma Watson is a smokeshow on raging biscuit wheels

    • JohnQ

      Classy girl ❤

    • MikeofLA

      Dude… What?

    • MisterWiggles

      I'm seriously confused as to whether that's a compliment or not

      • No idea

        Must be a british thing or something.

    • Colby

      I just hope there is truth to the rumor that she is leaving brown and coming to school in Texas

    • DC Scrap

      Most Overrated Female Celebrities of 2011, # 31 Emma Watson

      You know how if you took pics of the body of Keira Knightley and compared it to pictures of Elisabetta Canalis’ body there would be no contest? Okay, let’s do the same with Emma and compare her to Sports Illustrated swimsuit model Brooklyn Decker, Stacy Kiebler, and Elle Liberachi. End of story.

      • A BiPolar Guy

        There is much more to being ultra hot than mere comparison of body shape and measurement. Face, facial expressions, pose, movement, clothes and more all go together to make up the fabled "It".
        Emma Watson has got "it". Maybe it's wizardry.

      • its_forge

        Jesus God Almighty in Heaven With The Host of Angels All Around His Radiant Figure, I sure as to fuck wish you'd stop quoting that asshole. He doesn't know what the fuck he's talking about, so please for the love of all that is holy, STOP QUOTING HIS BULLSHIT.

      • its_forge

        Furthermore!!! What the fuck is that ignorant horse shit? A slim young English girl doesn't have the same figure as Stacy Keibler?? REALLY?? OH MY GOD LET'S KILL HER. Holy shit what a bunch of stupid HOOEY.

    • CONfused

      is it just me or is something not right with her legs? are they bow shaped?

      • simon

        They're not wrapped around me that's whats wrong with them.

      • northerner


    • its_forge

      Ucch, I hate when people try to push new words out into the world. Smokeshow smokeshow smokeshow smokeshow smokeshow smokeshow smokeshow SHUT UP WITH THE FUCKING SMOKESHOW.

  • TheBoris

    The DAR kicks ass.

    • Not Hacker

      If I could hack your account and delete your profile, I would.

      • Chivingtill


      • Blackie

        If you could do that, I'd give you my chive t-shirt. TheBoris eats bags of dick.

  • ParkerBunnell

    #1 epic hookup in the middle of a riot, you can cross that shit off your bucket list

    • DerJöe

      it's obiously fake and "grey"

      • the elusive

        but there's some nice riot ass going on there

        • ParkerBunnell

          it was taken by new group after the canucks lost to boston last nice, they looted the whole city

    • Wade Wilson

      She was knocked down by a cop, and he was comforting her…the story's all over the interwebs people…

  • Random

    #46 moar plz

    • JohnQ

      Emmanuelle Chriqui look-a-like

      • Aeternus

        No, this one's hotter.

    • Sid

      Agreed, who's she?

    • Aeternus

      I tried scrolling downward, but couldn't.

    • Mok


  • paulson


    Do you know why I pulled you over?

    • MikeofLA

      Reverse Racism!

      • Larry

        Racism is only a white thing, eh?

    • Savage

      WHERE'S the F*#KING BODY!!!

    • Monk

      Hey, 'Susie' is it? Real nice new sand box toys you got here…. Where were you last night after Vancouver lost, Susie?

    • #387

      F**k da PO leese!

    • tralfaz


    • MacNCheesePro

      because FUCK YOU that's why!!!


    That's some eggceptional work.

    • humpty

      youre eggagerating..

      • Aeternus

        eggagerating? That just sounds gross.

        • http://www.thechive.com DistractedIndividual

          Don't egg him on.

          • tret20

            thats it ! im gettin the shell outta here

            • Monk

              Eggsactly what I thought you'd do.

              • Matt

                i bEGG you to stop using these play on words

    • Juan

      Jeez!! Enough already!! All these puns are making me eggshausted!

  • J.T.

    #33. i am totally in love with her.

    • KUI

      You should totally ask her to go to prom with you

      • Lau

        Omg like totally!

    • Blackie

      Stupid rape laws…..

    • northerner

      Smokin' gorgeous she is, Um Hum!

  • Derk3103

    #32….. Got one! Haha

    • equalizermax

      * These were the entire shipments of 'Keep Calm'

    • bettingonthecubs

      "We ordered hundreds of shirts" and every week "there are MILLIONS of viewers for sexy chivers"

      I see what you did wrong there

    • JBeckers

      Me too (evil laugh)

    • https://www.facebook.com/jason.ciotti Jason Ciotti

      If everyone got one, then the shirts wouldn't be mythical….would they?

    • Derk3103

      Confirmation of shipment in my inbox (y)

    • Mat

      As did I. I literally sat around for 20 minutes pressing 'Refresh' on the item page.


    • Ironic

      I think the chive is keeping demand artationally by not drop shipping from a supplier (ie unlimited supply)

    • jakubwrobel

      Same here.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Chris-Britt/1542780069 Chris Britt

      I hate you….

    • zoidbert

      Really, that was it? Not to question you guys too much, but are you retarded? When your product continually sells out in a few minutes, shouldn't you order a warehouse of it? Though the comment re/keepin' it mythical (<— next shirt) makes sense.

      • Jen

        cant people make their own shirts?

  • Tony

    Why is there even a print neither option? How is this possible?

    • cool dude

      its what i picked

      • Aeternus

        and with you 362 others, that is at the moment I voted.

    • nnn

      'cause something original would be nice

      • TitoRigatoni


  • http://www.facebook.com/thaipaige Ty Paige

    #34 there not posing for theChive… It's from Community

    • crapflinger

      yeah, i'm not sure how that wasn't caught.

      • ChiveretteLasguna

        I think that would be why it says, "Chivers, I'll let you handle this one."

      • Aeternus

        I guess there are people who don't watch the show?

        • Hmmm


          • Aeternus

            Does your grandpa watch the show?

            • Hmmm

              From Heaven, yes…. I'd like to think so.

        • james

          cant be

          • Rob

            Anne is so hot much better then Britia

            • hMMMM

              *Annie and Brita. Please do not disrespect the best show on tv right now.

              • Facts

                He didn't he insulted Community. Alison Brie is hot though.

    • http://www.youtube.com/user/ADHDavenger13?feature=mhsn Firefighter23

      It totally should have happened! Now I'm sad and aroused.

    • Alison Brie
      • asdasd

        You're ruining the dude's fail!!!

        Also, you can't win an argument on the internet, no matter how right you are…

    • Grifo

      If not there then where?

    • Kjell King


      • Milky

        Grammar Nazi Fail!

        • JustaDick

          No it's (it is) not you dumbass. I hate grammar nazis too, but if you're (you are) going to call them out, then please know what the fuck you're (you are) talking about.

          'They're (They are) not posing for theChive' is correct.

          • Captain Charley

            What the fuck are you talking about? nobody said that they're was wrong

            • S.F

              The problem seems to be that the person who posted "*They're" (Kjell King), was correcting the OP, however the person who responded with "Grammar Nazi Fail!" (Milky), thought Kjell King was correcting Grifo…..

              • JustaDick

                I didn't catch that. (Grifo's post) Makes sense though. Good eye.

    • today

      I think it might have been an 'everyone thinks Britta is a lesbian' joke. Britta going in for the kiss for real, while Annie is just posing (for the chive).

    • Machinist

      There there… you'll get over your spelling mistakes sometime later in life 🙂

    • Hand of Fate

      Oh, the things I would like to do to Alison Brie….

      And I'm also a huge Community fan! If you haven't seen it, check it out on Netflix…

    • Sandy

      More people need to watch Community.

    • Coldzilla

      Gee ya THINK???


  • Justin

    #44…are you effing kidding me?! Ridiculous!

    • What

      No, they were serious as a heart attack. Calm down.

      • RGH

        Oh my!

    • dat ace

      I actually yelled "Oh my gawd!" while scrolling. Pure perfection.

    • Catch

      I read your comment in Jim Rome's voice.

    • Jr.

      my jaw hit the keyboard upon seeing #44

  • That guy

    #44 Dear Lord!! MoaR!!!!!

    • cool dude


      • Everyone's A Critic

        Would be awesome if her butt was either 1. rounder or 2. relaxed – it kind of looks like she's clenching which makes it look off.

        • Chivingtill

          Sounds like someones never felt a nice ass before!

        • Huddo

          Or… she's walking. Hopefully to get a beer. We can all dream.

          • Jen

            or a samich.

        • its_forge

          Oh Jesus Christ you critics. It's a naked woman. Shut up until you've seen one in person.

    • nikos

      ο χριστος και η παναγια……….

      • Mahmoud


    • Catch

      agreed. MOAR, FIND HER, etc etc.

  • JayS

    Good way to end the day. #8

    • https://www.facebook.com/jason.ciotti Jason Ciotti

      Is that a gun he's holding or is he just happy to be on her shirt?

    • JoeyGalu

      I agree completely. Terrific work on her part

  • cool dude

    #39 WTF!!!!!!!!!!!

    • MacNCheesePro

      It's kind of frightening isn't it?

      • Matt

        The frightening thing is that someone actually mated with her to produce that!

  • bubblerider86

    #32 i knew i should have bailed on work…..next time, chive

    • john

      Its tricky, no doubt. Bob and Rick, ie the two guys in this picture are my Brothers, and not pledge brothers but real brothers, as in they are my daughter's Uncles. Rick was my best man, and Bob was my roommate for most of our childhood and while he was in undergrad and I was in Law school. (Who looks like the smart one now that I work in a government office and he is one of the 3 founders of the chive). Yet it still took me three months to get an original Chive logo tshirt. I had to call Bob up before a shipment to remind him to hold two back for me and my wife. But I did get them for free and they are nice shirts if you can get them. Best of luck to you. Hey Bob if you read this, please bring a keep calm and Bill Murray shirt with you when you come home in July.

  • Vagina Jones

    #7 That is fucking scary

  • ggg1228

    #10 botom photo is Stacy Keibler from the WWE. NOT some ping pong champ.

    • jetrome

      Glad someone caught this too. Not complaining since I love Stacy Keibler and the ping pong champ would be a great substitute

    • Monk

      Can't it be both? Mmmmm?

  • buddy

    dont paint all canada like those idiots in vancouver

    • Monk

      Now you know how we feel when Sarah Palin talks.

    • kornerr

      Too bad that in news in general, they cut off the good parts. I watched the game and the aftermath and thought the spirit of sport was maintained. Too bad it wasn't maintained by all everywhere … shame.

    • kent

      Yeah, you Canadians can paint Americans with a broad stroke every day of your lives but the moment someone even mentions "Canadians" when describing the rioting idiots in Vancouver, all of a sudden you hate stereotypes.

      • Coldzilla

        Gimme a fucking break. Your entire comment is based on a generalization which more or less nullifies it. Not EVERY Canadian does that just like not EVERY American generalizes about Canada.

        Only DBs like you 😉

  • Dan

    #28 FIND HER!!!!!

  • hater

    #28. You're doin' it right.

  • dunno

    #10 Uhm… is Stacy Kiebler? Not some ping pong star?

    • Coldzilla

      Um you might wanna read the part in Gray again………

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