Author: Patty |
June 16, 2011 |
In: Animals, Funny, Nature, Owned, Video
That bird’s an asshole!
Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree. After hours of effort he reached the top, jumped into the air waving his front legs and crashed to the ground. After recovering, he slowly climbed the tree again, jumped, and fell to the ground. The turtle tried again and again while a couple of birds sitting on a branch watched his sad efforts. Finally, the female bird turned to her mate. "Dear," she chirped, "I think it's time to tell him he's adopted."
Scripted. Bird knew the paper basket was there.
Thought we covered this already…
LOL why isnt the bird wearing ed hardy if its being a douche!?
This bird is not the word…
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Chive for the love of god would you stop making that baby talking video come on, every time i go in any were!
BOOM.."GA ga gaa gaaa gga ga"
Video does not work with the latest Flash.
Thankyou for informing me. I will be sure to not get the latest version of flash. Your status has stopped me from making a mistake that could have led to the death of hundreds. Your useful status let me know that there are some good people in this world and that you are one of them. My faith in humanity is restored and I now have no depressive thoughts. You saved my life and I will be forever grateful for your compassion. Man I am so fucking high right now.
fuck you ,seriously
The turtle should give him the bird.
Ok, that was really lame, I'm just shy and trying to come out of my shell.
Ugghhh….F my life.
That owner’s an asshole- yes let’s put the turtle on the edge of a table and let the bird pick at it, resulting in a scared as shit turtle jumping off said table and possibly getting hurt. Not a fan of this video, Chive and I’ve never NOT been a fan of anything on this site. Very disappointing.
It's ok, this was a stunt turtle.
That bird is probably the asshole that keeps shitting on my car right after I washed it
I get Chick-fil-A on Sunday.
omg. i saw this post right after i said that.
haven't you heard?
LOL. Still funny tho!
Hey that's that bird in the gif you just posted what….like 3 days ago?
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