• http://www.facebook.com/people/Brian-Khan/100000198577003 Brian Khan

    Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree. After hours of effort he reached the top, jumped into the air waving his front legs and crashed to the ground. After recovering, he slowly climbed the tree again, jumped, and fell to the ground. The turtle tried again and again while a couple of birds sitting on a branch watched his sad efforts. Finally, the female bird turned to her mate. "Dear," she chirped, "I think it's time to tell him he's adopted."

    • James


  • maximum high

    Scripted. Bird knew the paper basket was there.

  • Foe Sho.

    Thought we covered this already…

  • http://www.thechive.com Lhturbo

    LOL why isnt the bird wearing ed hardy if its being a douche!?

  • MAK

    2 Points

  • Intensemasterdebater

    This bird is not the word…

  • BringPaulaBack

    Chive needs Paula! I'm starting a petition to bring her back! Please choose here: http://j.mp/fTtVEr

  • http://www.twitter.co./lalaaface LalaaFace

    Chive for the love of god would you stop making that baby talking video come on, every time i go in any were!
    BOOM.."GA ga gaa gaaa gga ga"

  • Dan

    Video does not work with the latest Flash.

    • Matthew

      Thankyou for informing me. I will be sure to not get the latest version of flash. Your status has stopped me from making a mistake that could have led to the death of hundreds. Your useful status let me know that there are some good people in this world and that you are one of them. My faith in humanity is restored and I now have no depressive thoughts. You saved my life and I will be forever grateful for your compassion. Man I am so fucking high right now.

      • http://www.facebook.com/people/Mohandez-Ahmed/541385013 Mohandez Ahmed

        fuck you ,seriously

    • Matthew


  • Ezee

    Scumbag Bird…

  • qwijimibo

    The turtle should give him the bird.
    Ok, that was really lame, I'm just shy and trying to come out of my shell.

    Ugghhh….F my life.

  • Amanda

    That owner’s an asshole- yes let’s put the turtle on the edge of a table and let the bird pick at it, resulting in a scared as shit turtle jumping off said table and possibly getting hurt. Not a fan of this video, Chive and I’ve never NOT been a fan of anything on this site. Very disappointing.

    • codvip

      It's ok, this was a stunt turtle.

  • Alan

    That bird is probably the asshole that keeps shitting on my car right after I washed it

  • Baxter

    I get Chick-fil-A on Sunday.

  • chong

    omg. i saw this post right after i said that.

  • poopypants

    haven't you heard?

  • 6KJR

    Poor turtle..

    LOL. Still funny tho!

  • ShakeyTheMoyle

    Hey that's that bird in the gif you just posted what….like 3 days ago?

    Regurgitate On!!

  • Bette

    I paid $32.67 for a XBOX 360 and my mom got a 17 inch Toshiba laptop for $94.83 being delivered to our house tomorrow by FedEX. I will never again pay expensive retail prices at stores. I even sold a 46 inch HDTV to my boss for $650 and it only cost me $52.78 to get. Here is the website we using to get all this stuff, CentBuzz. Com.

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