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One bad, bad bird (Video)

That bird’s an asshole!

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  1. Brian Khan says:

    Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree. After hours of effort he reached the top, jumped into the air waving his front legs and crashed to the ground. After recovering, he slowly climbed the tree again, jumped, and fell to the ground. The turtle tried again and again while a couple of birds sitting on a branch watched his sad efforts. Finally, the female bird turned to her mate. "Dear," she chirped, "I think it's time to tell him he's adopted."

  2. maximum high says:

    Scripted. Bird knew the paper basket was there.

  3. Foe Sho. says:

    Thought we covered this already…

  4. Lhturbo says:

    LOL why isnt the bird wearing ed hardy if its being a douche!?

  5. MAK says:

    2 Points

  6. Intensemasterdebater says:

    This bird is not the word…

  7. BringPaulaBack says:

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  8. LalaaFace says:

    Chive for the love of god would you stop making that baby talking video come on, every time i go in any were!
    BOOM.."GA ga gaa gaaa gga ga"

  9. Dan says:

    Video does not work with the latest Flash.

    • Matthew says:

      Thankyou for informing me. I will be sure to not get the latest version of flash. Your status has stopped me from making a mistake that could have led to the death of hundreds. Your useful status let me know that there are some good people in this world and that you are one of them. My faith in humanity is restored and I now have no depressive thoughts. You saved my life and I will be forever grateful for your compassion. Man I am so fucking high right now.

  10. Ezee says:

    Scumbag Bird…

  11. qwijimibo says:

    The turtle should give him the bird.
    Ok, that was really lame, I'm just shy and trying to come out of my shell.

    Ugghhh….F my life.

  12. Amanda says:

    That owner’s an asshole- yes let’s put the turtle on the edge of a table and let the bird pick at it, resulting in a scared as shit turtle jumping off said table and possibly getting hurt. Not a fan of this video, Chive and I’ve never NOT been a fan of anything on this site. Very disappointing.

  13. Alan says:

    That bird is probably the asshole that keeps shitting on my car right after I washed it

  14. Baxter says:

    I get Chick-fil-A on Sunday.

  15. chong says:

    omg. i saw this post right after i said that.

  16. poopypants says:

    haven't you heard?

  17. 6KJR says:

    Poor turtle..

    LOL. Still funny tho!

  18. ShakeyTheMoyle says:

    Hey that's that bird in the gif you just posted what….like 3 days ago?

    Regurgitate On!!

  19. Bette says:

    I paid $32.67 for a XBOX 360 and my mom got a 17 inch Toshiba laptop for $94.83 being delivered to our house tomorrow by FedEX. I will never again pay expensive retail prices at stores. I even sold a 46 inch HDTV to my boss for $650 and it only cost me $52.78 to get. Here is the website we using to get all this stuff, CentBuzz. Com.

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