One bad, bad bird (Video)

That bird’s an asshole!

http://www.facebook.com/people/Brian-Khan/100000198577003 Brian Khan

Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree. After hours of effort he reached the top, jumped into the air waving his front legs and crashed to the ground. After recovering, he slowly climbed the tree again, jumped, and fell to the ground. The turtle tried again and again while a couple of birds sitting on a branch watched his sad efforts. Finally, the female bird turned to her mate. "Dear," she chirped, "I think it's time to tell him he's adopted."

maximum high

Scripted. Bird knew the paper basket was there.
Foe Sho.

Thought we covered this already…
http://www.thechive.com Lhturbo

LOL why isnt the bird wearing ed hardy if its being a douche!?
MAK

2 Points
Intensemasterdebater

This bird is not the word…
BringPaulaBack

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http://www.twitter.co./lalaaface LalaaFace

Chive for the love of god would you stop making that baby talking video come on, every time i go in any were!
BOOM.."GA ga gaa gaaa gga ga"
Dan

Video does not work with the latest Flash.

Matthew

Thankyou for informing me. I will be sure to not get the latest version of flash. Your status has stopped me from making a mistake that could have led to the death of hundreds. Your useful status let me know that there are some good people in this world and that you are one of them. My faith in humanity is restored and I now have no depressive thoughts. You saved my life and I will be forever grateful for your compassion. Man I am so fucking high right now.

http://www.facebook.com/people/Mohandez-Ahmed/541385013 Mohandez Ahmed

fuck you ,seriously

Ezee

Scumbag Bird…
qwijimibo

The turtle should give him the bird.
Ok, that was really lame, I'm just shy and trying to come out of my shell.

Ugghhh….F my life.
Amanda

That owner’s an asshole- yes let’s put the turtle on the edge of a table and let the bird pick at it, resulting in a scared as shit turtle jumping off said table and possibly getting hurt. Not a fan of this video, Chive and I’ve never NOT been a fan of anything on this site. Very disappointing.

Alan

That bird is probably the asshole that keeps shitting on my car right after I washed it
Baxter

I get Chick-fil-A on Sunday.
chong

omg. i saw this post right after i said that.
poopypants

haven't you heard?
6KJR

Poor turtle..

LOL. Still funny tho!
ShakeyTheMoyle

Hey that's that bird in the gif you just posted what….like 3 days ago?

Regurgitate On!!
Bette

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