Daily Afternoon Randomness in HQ (36 Photos)

  • Sarah H.

    it's friday firday!!

    • Bill

      Gunna get laid it's Friday, Friday.

    • tom a

      dammit lady,

      now i won't be able to get those 3 words and that stupid song out of my head….

      and ive never even listened to the whole song….

  • Marschie

    the world would suck without the chive…

    • Tart

      Yeah, it had been a terrible billion years before, totally agree. Shit, the dinosaurs were waiting for the Chive to get invented and then they just said "Fuck it" and died.

    • http://www.myspace.com/theamericanmaniacs BentWrenches

      the world still sucks.The Chive just makes it suck a little less,but only till two o'clock

    • McBeastie

      The world might actually be better without the chive….we'd all get more accomplished.

    • Blackie

      Achievement Unlocked

      never leaves house

    • TitoRigatoni

      I think the awesomeness of the chive just makes the real world suck that much more in comparison. 😦

  • Picard_

    #21 Toronto!

    • tdot

      one of my favourite strip clubs in all of toronto.

      • Mr Pinchy

        really? Seriously? cmon man Diamonds is better 😉 plus Lancaster is covered in goo.

        • at you

          I second that.

          • tdotbronco

            i have to go with whiskeys a go-go

    • Nathanial Hörnblowér

      do you end up there every sat night after the leafs game….

  • Mr_Rob

    #7 underwater-chick-fighting? Why on earth it isn't an olimpic sport yet! (Only reasonable explanation: jelly fight is about to be)

    Besides: #4, #20, #28 and #36, way to go Chivettes!!

    • http://twitter.com/SpunkieBrewster @SpunkieBrewster

      First time Chivette here, and in both the DAR and Sexy Chivers! My day is made. 🙂

      Wonder how long it'll take my guy to notice, as he's abroad currently…

      • Jangalang

        Someones is winning at life.

        • Jangalang


          • http://twitter.com/SpunkieBrewster @SpunkieBrewster

            Biwinning… and not in the drugged up and STD infested Charlie Sheen way…

            • Mr_Rob

              Well, if you have that figure and attitude, OF COURSE he is bewinning and all. Feeling a little envy arond here…

              Hope to see you again in the chivettes! (or hump day, or whatever, indeed)

      • Hand of Fate

        Wait, so which numbers were you?

        And congratulations and thanks as well!

        • http://twitter.com/SpunkieBrewster @SpunkieBrewster


          • Dardistractedchiver

            That was my guess. Shorter hair and glasses. #20!

  • Johnny Tsunami

    #24 Instruct me how to Douglas!

    • Tart

      Comment of the day.

  • http://twitter.com/winfields @winfields

    New for Fridays! DAR in HQ…. and yes please for #12

    • ????

      finds it great that your photbombing friend is herself being photobombed

      • Tart

        What goes around…. get's herpes.

    • sean

      we need MOAR of her! NOW!

    • asdasd

      Could this be the pussy wag… bus?

    • Mark

      The blond in the top pic, #258, is Brittany Kerr. The hotter blond doing the photo bombing is Lindsay Rebecca. They are both members of the Lady Cats, the dance team for the Charlotte Bobcats.

  • Guest

    Thar be nip in the last photo.

    • Picard_

      Says the guy who's obviously never seen a boob.

      • Obviously.


        • absolutcarcrazy

          hmmmm….whats next?

        • Stephen Hawkins

          Anytime any one else says "Obvious" on this post again, a puppy will be smashed into a baby, rendering both of them vegetables for the rest of their lives. Your move.

        • Srsly

          This has to stop.

          • Nooooo

            But it can't stop, it won't stop.

            • Prob

              This is probably the tightest this box has ever been.

              • Scott

                That's what she said.

        • Commentcetion

          A comment within a comment.

          • End of Days

            What will happen when there is no more room?

            • Cramped

              Getting kind of claustrophobic now.

              • LOL

                This is ridiculous.

                • Wow

                  Can it be stopped before it all ends?

                  • Possible?

                    This box keeps getting smaller and smaller somehow.

                    • No wayObviously.

                      Holy shit, it's still going.

                    • http://thechive.com/ Turduckenn

                      i cant evenreplytothelast personbecausethereisnoroom

    • Tart

      The boy who cried nipple.

      • Notachiver

        OBVIOUSLY the chivers are gay.

    • Dan

      I'm not sure you know what a nipple looks like….


      • Monk

        Wait don't nipples look like Doritos?

    • Chivalrous

      There's a hint of areola. Wouldn't even call it nip really.

    • Rocks Off

      That ain't nip, that's areola…barely.

  • mmhmm

    #31 Classic

    • http://www.myspace.com/leeroynowandlater bob the builder

      who is it?

      • Namefinder

        Zoe Duchesne

  • Cyberfunker

    #23 That's what I call a Crib…Damn!!!

    • Paul

      This is St. Lucia!! Beautiful!!

    • hitechsailor

      Looks like Anse Chastanet Resort, St. Lucia

      • jagwire

        Actually, it's Jade Mountain (right above Anse Chastanet) – the BEST resorts in the St Lucia!

    • Poop juice

      Meh, its too small. Bring a better one.

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    Fuck this early DAR crap. Those lazy assholes just want to get home quick.

    – the one you love to hate

    • Picard_

      Paula, I missed you

      • snowbird

        i havent… piss off you smelly bitch

    • http://www.myspace.com/theamericanmaniacs BentWrenches

      hey,its a lovely day here in southern CA. I want to go home early too and have a #2

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        You do know that "have a # 2" means undergoing anal, right?

        – whatever turns you on

        • Kim Jong Illin

          Werr prayed.

        • http://www.myspace.com/theamericanmaniacs BentWrenches

          Having a # 2 means dropping a duece,however i think it's quite obvious I was refering to an icy beer on the beach #2

          • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

            Your boyfriend just twittered: "Yeee Haaa, he's gonna let me do a # 2 on him on the beach after work!". Don't you guys care about privacy?

            – the one you love to hate

            • http://www.myspace.com/theamericanmaniacs BentWrenches

              Piss Off Paula

            • Blackie

              Just for the record, Lots of people wished you were dead. I, however, only wished you had the bad aids.

          • Poop juice

            Paula just # 2 you. Can't believe you fell for it.

      • http://www.myspace.com/theamericanmaniacs BentWrenches

        Woo Hoo, Paula trying to troll me, ME! I feel special now!

    • KeyserSoze

      welcome back

    • ZombieBootParty

      Missed you too Paula, but my aim is getting better!

    • Blackie

      For the record, lot's of people wished you were dead, I, however, only wished you had the bad aids.

    • EdWood

      How was your vacation?

  • lemurfart

    #4 yay! for higher res, i dont really call these high res anymore

  • Martin

    #31 It's so unfair. She gets to see them everyday. I just want to see them once.

  • F. Gump

    #20 Nice overboob.

  • Apple

    #19 Harold Ramis?
    #26 This guy is fucking everywhere, I swear. Ah, Bill. I love you 8|.

    • Ken

      Color me impressed since Bill Murray would probably have an open invitation to half the Luxury Boxes in the stadium, and he still ends up in the upper deck? Classic!

    • asdasd

      Wherever there is a need for awesomeness,
      there is Bill Fucking Murray!!

    • miketonystevedave

      This guy was caught taking an up skirt photo of a statue at E3

      • Not Even Once

        That's not normal. But on meth it is.

  • http://www.facebook.com/7kris.witha.k7 Kris Coleman

    Meh. DAR has been boring, mildly entertaining at best these past few weeks.

    Chive, I love ya, but either my funny bone is broke or we've run into a shortage of awesome.

    • Tart

      Disagree. This was actually a rather entertaining DAR, imho. And, some of the comments have actually been entertaining. Thanks for nothing.

    • davi

      your standards must be unreasonably hight. the last few weeks of DAR have been some of the best ever imho.

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Don't nag, the Chive is still getting better at reposts by the day!

      – the one you love to hate

      • JPC

        A Paula comment I can finally give a thumbs up to. Well done, sir.

    • a fan

      alright everybody, let's not turn against one of the best posts on the internet. the DAR also used to be 20 photos, all scraped. now it has a cadence, original stuff, 50 photos, and i still lmao.

      there's not a site out there with a vibe like the chive. and the dar is the masthead. i honestly think some chivers are just getting plain spoiled these days.

      • Lotus

        I'd take a DAR with 20 quality photos than a DAR with 50 photos which include reposts, photos trying to get me to buy a t-shirt, and is bloated with T&A. The DAR should be a quality standalone, there are plenty of posts I enjoy on this site devoted to T&A no need to add more to the DAR.

        Also, I couldn't agree with the original commenter more. Hate to sound like a hipster but I believe the slip in quality may be due to the Chive wanting to become more mainstream and boost ad revenue/sell t-shirts. This has worked, but has also attracted a large amount of idiots.

        • Blackie

          I concur….. It's been a meh for a while.

          @a fan….exactly which pictures made you "LMAO"? Were any of these funny, or even meant to be funny? You sound like a brown nosing pussy. Some enjoyable pics, and cool locales an all…but Funny??? Really??? Maybe youre one of the idiots Lotus refers to.

          • http://www.facebook.com/7kris.witha.k7 Kris Coleman

            @lotus OMG, quality over quantity any day. i love the chive, and am a faithful fan, but things are getting stale lately… You'd think with the 1000's of submissions they get in a day we'd have a better DAR lately. Now I hold no malice towards the boys, they do a damn fine job, but we need to speak up if things are heading south.

            your point on "there are plenty of posts devoted to T&A no need to add more do the DAR" – couldn't of said it better if i were Bill Murray.

            @Blackie: i was thinking the same thing. if someone laughed their ass off to today's DAR… i'd suspect their humor is akin to Blink 182

            • junior

              Ok Chive, I'm at home now and have had a few beers and a few hits ….I'm sorry for what I said about mean little children…this is an awsome post and I get it now…it's not to be viewed at work….thank you and I'm still on the team if you'll forgive me..Chive On

              • Dontbethatguy

                ((the Chive's cock))
                ^ Your mouth ^

  • Steven

    #26 I hope to god Bill isn't a Bears fan…

    • Tart

      Now that he has surely read your comment, I am quite sure he will have a change of heart.

    • adamcoasttocoast

      sorry to break your spirit, but he's a huge Bears fan. Chicago born, Chicago bred. Besides, what's wrong with being a Bears fan?

      • tunedport305

        Rooting for the wrong team. The Pack are Champs.

    • http://www.facebook.com/the.skid1 Jesse Skidmore

      daaaaaa bears…. daaaaaa bears

      • livenlove

        daaaaaa bears. suck.
        oh hey… guess what… Packers won the Super Bowl 😉

        • LMC

          and the most gracious fans award

    • Chim Richels

      Green Bay is a shit hole town with what, 75,000 people? In Chicago, we probably have a half dozen or more suburbs with more than that and suddenly we are supposed to be excited about Green Bay, WI?

      It's a shithole town in a shithole state full of big fat fatties. Now suddenly everyone on the planet is a Packers fan?

      For those not familiar, lose a bet and go spend a weekend in Green Bay. Go during a home game (if there's football this season). You will see a bunch of fat guys in Camo shit with red mustaches. You will also see a bunch of fat ass women with that 'new' Kate Goesslin hairstyle.

      Sorry, but it's true. Ugly and fat fan base. Not a good thing.

  • OwnerOfYou

    #20 I'm comin over…

    • guest

      or just coming?

      • disturbed

        I vote in between.

        • SleazeLouise

          I vote on top of… Gigidy gigidy

  • Screwdriver

    #4 I hate ties…

  • Henrik

    #4 TheChive needs MOAR of her!

  • Anonymous

    #9 June 17 2011, The day the whale shark decided to be a goddamn shark and stopped being a plankton eating pussy.

    • Theo

      Depth Perception; Some people lack it.

      • Eddie

        Hardass syndrome; Some people has it.

  • Netoward

    #15 to be honest, it made me laugh a lot

  • WoW

    wonderful before…even better in HD

  • vik

    #26 You don't find Bill Murray, he finds you..

  • Tart

    It's called a "bus."

    • http://www.thechive.com Lhturbo

      LOL should be a train…

    • http://twitter.com/Z_Triple_T @Z_Triple_T

      i will do it. i will ride that bus into mordor.

  • BaJezzus

    #24 HAHAHAAA!!!! Thanks for this kickin' party Middle class America!!! now where are my bitches at?

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