Daily Morning Awesomeness (20 Photos)

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  • frank

    Phirst. What I win?

    • Patrick

      Our hatred. Congrats.

    • Chiveroni

      You could at least go all out on the Misspelling. Better: Phurzt. Wutt eye wunn?

    • CongressmanWeiner

      A picture of me which I only send to really special voters like yourself.

    • Pwndu232

      How about a "Kik en de Kauk"?

    • equalizermax

      #12

    • Mark

      You win Paula's Douchebag!

  • ImKennyPowers

    #16 is about to get fucked up.

    • tobuscus

      Chuck Norris just jizzed.

    • http://renounceapprehension.blogspot.com/ MrRushing

      Is that Arnold's mistress? Apparently she never saw him coming…

  • Codey

    #6 What would have happened if Vancouver won?

    • Canuck

      It was planned. The losers used the game as an excuse. If the Canucks won, there would have still been a riot. Very very ashamed of my city. As most of us are.

      • DCMOFO

        Victory sex or sympathy sex, your city was still getting fucked.

      • http://thechive.com n_kb

        I'm not ashamed of our city at all, so many people volunteered and cleaned up the city the morning after ( http://www.flickr.com/photos/mauriceli/sets/72157… ) . Thats the real Vancouver..not the idiots in the riot

    • Lower

      They'd still riot.

    • gravy

      the same damn thing.

    • Johnnyboy

      No one will ever know…

    • Jared

      I'd like to think they would be fighting to hug – "C'mon guy, I've got a great bearhug for this guy!", "Nuh-uh buddy – I am just getting my hug on!"

      • Me-maw

        I'm not your buddy,pal!!

        • Pwndu232

          I'm not your pal, friend!

    • Jeremy

      Win or lose, this is what happens when someone cuts in line at the port-a-potties.

  • maximum high

    #4 Shit, forgot my wallet.

  • Duck Face Expert

    #3
    Results of a new study showing the long-term effects of taking pictures while making a duck face.

    • bob151

      I really want to make sure the ladies know that this what they look like when they make that retarded duckface. Whoever is responsible for that atrocity needs to be publicly beaten and shot.

    • amrith777

      Well played,Sir/Ma'am 😉

    • yes.

      that's a goose.

  • MigraineBoy

    #16 Disturb a guy fappin'… Deal with the consequences.

    • panama99

      Rep Weiner's parting photo!

  • Matt

    #22 Never cross the streams!!

    • http://theanisette.com Daris

      I shouted it in my head as soon as I saw it.

      • Spank the monkey

        With Dr. Venkmans voice.

  • Just Wondering

    Chive, did you fire Paula?

    • urdad

      I guess one of em married her.

    • Jared

      No, they just drowned her #16

    • rodolfo

      One can only dream…the shtick is gettin' old.

  • Patrick

    #20 Yo Dog, I heard you like bikes.

    • Lowrent75

      For some reason, I think he is losing some efficiency…

      • LiveStrong

        He actually won the Tour de France on that bike, so you're wrong.

    • ROK247

      so we put a bike in your bike on that bike on that bike on that bike, so you can bike while you bike while you bike while you bike while you bike.

  • Matt

    #21 The best part of Lucky Charms!

    • Stevo

      The don't sell Lucky Charms here, so I gotta ask, is there any cereal in it? It looks like just sweets, how the fuck did the manage to sell that as a breakfast cereal?

      • Matt

        No, there is cereal in it, it just looks like this person saved the best for last. 😛
        Only about 1/4 of it is the marshmallow treats.

        • Jen

          however, there is cereal that is all sweet. cookie crisp is a cereal made entirely of little chocolate chip cookies.

          • amrith777

            and tasty as hell :p

            • tom

              the cereal tastes like aaaassss though without marshmellows

              • tom

                marshmallows. the fact it's not mellow at the end is retarded.

    • Lau

      I am so glad to see I wasn't the only one who saved the charms for last 😀

  • HollarPeenYo

    #3 COME AT ME BRO!!!

    • HANK

      Why is this thumbed down? Fits perfect!!

      • HollarPeenYo

        My thoughts exactly HANK… my thought exactly…

  • DCMOFO

    #2
    I'm no meteorologist, but that road's gonna need to get plowed.

    • http://renounceapprehension.blogspot.com/ MrRushing

      Zing!

    • TiminPhx

      Now, that's funny!

    • lolol

      i'd hit that like wile e. coyote…

    • Ken

      Great comment!

    • HANK

      What does meteorology have to do with plowing roads?

  • Chiveinator

    #18 Penguinologist greatest job title ever?
    no that would Humpdaychiveologist :p

    • Nilbig

      I'd go for Tobias Funke's job title; Analrapist

    • clint beastwood

      I had a professor who was a "sexologist." I always wanted that title.

  • The Bandit

    #2 …Highway (Stairway) to Heaven??
    #11 …just watched it yesterday again…hilarious movie!

  • ThatGuy

    #5 No regrets!

    • Birdhaus32

      FOR THE WIN!

    • http://renounceapprehension.blogspot.com/ MrRushing

      Buy the ticket, take the ride.

  • ThatGuy

    #2

    Wiley Coyote is in for a pleasant surprise this time.

  • DCBizzle

    #2 we don't need roads where we're going

  • Chiveroni

    Make #4 a GIF, and shop a great white attacking him at the bottom, and it's perfect.

    • amrith777

      You are sick and twisted—I like that!!

  • xXbeermonkeyXx

    #15 cows on a beach, not giving a damn. yup, i want to be like that this summer

    • sooper truper

      I think this one is for the chubby lover out there

    • Ken

      Even Holsteins need a holiday.

    • kashakesh

      This has to be in India, maybe in Goa (but the sand doesn't look right)

    • ROK247

      even happier than the happy cows of california

  • Chiveroni

    #5, Mario S. Thompson. This explains so much about the video game. Magic shrooms only the gateway drug.

  • gaz

    #5 should be on the ugly tattoos list

  • Meah

    #22 Make sure you don't cross the streams!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Ryan-White/545403343 Ryan White

    #1 the fact that he's doing a beer bong underwater, or that the man looks like he's coming out of the beer bong?

    • Nilbig

      Its just a brilliant combination of both! He's doing a man bong underwater. Oh shit, that sounds wrong.

    • hMMMM

      genie in a beer bong

  • tobuscus

    I almost like the pics ,its the comments i cant stand.

    • Jared

      fathead.

    • panama99

      So you add one more dumbass remark…..GENIOUS!!!

    • HANK

      GTFO

  • I hate Peach

    #14
    Hilarious! I would die to see that in real life!

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Your comment implies you need to get a life first, dear.

      Hugs,
      Paula
      – the one you love to hate

      • http://dirkpittfan.tumblr.com/ thatwasfun

        Haha! Paula burned you… or they could just not pay the rent #17

      • Jen

        Paula – people have been looking for you!

        • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

          Bullshit, when did you ever hear someone complain about missing a troll (except when shooting at one)?

          Hugs, Paula
          – Oh wait I forgot how to do this, 3 lines dammit

          • amrith777

            *I* missed ya, Paula!! 😀

    • whatever

      Notice these guys couldn't score a single actual girl to play the princess. But video games rule right?!!?

    • JT Mo-Nay

      promise?

    • Joe

      Too bad its FAKE! A woman would never be winning this race. Not even one in drag.

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