Dopamine dump (25 photos)

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  • @KayTeeBee276

    haha i can't pick i love them all!

  • Admiral Ackbar

    #14 The Obama's are impressed!

  • misschris

    #5 Well played Daniel, well played.

    • TitoRigatoni

      Thanks Chris, I missed the name of the author the first time. At first I thought this was someone stealing Daniel Tosh's bit, now I'm wondering if he actually got this printed.

    • Ken

      And kudos to the paper for printing it.

      • Pete Collins

        That's the NT News for you.

  • Brother Maynard

    #21 Severe parenting fail.

  • SadSnoopy

    #2 — That woman is the same shape as those turtles.

  • Edward

    #2 Bought that bitch a turtle… Bitches like turtles!

  • Herb
  • Doogin

    Why do you recycle so many of the same photos… Can't we be a bit original? I enjoy them… the first 3 times I see them in a post…

  • Screwdriver

    #24 Homiesexuals

    • windowlicker


  • Brad

    Wow if only that were true so ladies don't enjoy washboard abs at all. Some guys just enjoy beer too much to be in perfect shape and who honestly has the time and energy to go to the gym every damn day after work.

  • shaka

    it is accurate to say we are in the midst of socialism, pared with a failure of a POTUS

    • Holler

      Look, I agree that thechive should be devoid of this stuff, but a simple point of clarification: There isn't a real socialist in the world who would actually agree that a country where the top 1 percent of the population controls 42 percent of the financial wealth is socialist. That's just common sense

      • Ezee

        And earn around 20% of the income each year, while paying 39% of the income taxes, with a total tax in some states at over 50% of their income. And then we get pissed when they move off shore. Brilliant of us. Let's keep bashing them and corporations until there are none left.

        • Ezee

          Oh, and the top 50% of the wage earners paying 97% of the income taxes. That is what the left calls, 'not paying their fair share.' oh, and notice who is advocating violence…the peace loving left. Want to see some peaceful anti war protesters? Try http://www.zombie Warning, old naked hippies.

          • Nikolai

            lol your blatant ignorance is astounding.

            • yougotjokeshuh?

              Wow…It's just inspiring how someone like Ezee with such a clear mental disability is able to access the internet and speak their mind

              • daroofa

                And there is your typical liberal response ion a nutshell. It's easier to refuse to listen and resort to insults than it is to try and refute the facts.

          • Foley

            You're awesome Ezee, it's people like yourself who'll keep America digging its hole so us Australians can continue sneaking up economically.

          • its_forge

            LOL @ the both of you saying things that are completely not factually based at all.

          • NiceTryEzee

            I know right? That guy who makes 32K annually but pays no income tax sure has a sweet deal compared to the guy making 100 million after taxes. How dare those poor people bitch and moan, right?

    • its_forge

      LOL the US is *the* least socialist country on Earth.

  • Doozer

    These made my day! Thank you Chive!

  • @p_oneill

    I dunno. I could see Fire Penguin Disco Panda every single day and still laugh.

    • truth teller

      Better pics or GTFO

  • Jessica Condrey

    why dont they make shows like this anymore? its closer to American reality more then any of the other garble they try to throw at us.
    Just make them all obese and have the teenage daughter knocked up and WHAM! Reality Gold baby ;)

    • Dr. Television

      They do. Try these on for funny: How I Met You Mother, Happy Endings, Rules of Engagement, Raising Hope, Traffic Light, The Paul Reiser Show, The Middle, 30 Rock, Community -to name a few of the better ones. So, everyone turn the channel from Americal Idol, DWTS, and watch some quality sit-coms before they're extinct. Oh, and BTW, Al Bundy wasn't even the greatest character Ed O'Neil has played IMAO.

      • Jared

        The Paul Reiser show? What the hell is wrong with you?

  • Okay...

    turns out the only two things I actually enjoy in life are dopamine and serotonin…

    • amrith777

      It's a bitch,innit?

  • Paula_

    Chive IS for slow people… fast people get their fix at izismile.

    H… h… hugs,
    – too slow for the Chive

    • Billy

      Look the bitch is back. Hooray!!!

    • panama99

      Welcome back, for all the hateful talk a lot of folks were all asking where your ass was at….

      as much as you irritate me, it's nice to see you back again. So i can give you positive votes and bring your rating down to double digits.

      Love ya.

      • KISSmyLUVGUN

        Im on that bandwagon!! Thumbs up Paula

  • JMikeH

    "I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one."

  • shoestring30

    I say find her date and give that guy a fucking medal.

  • bkfrijoles


  • MGWebbington

    multiple thumbs if possible

  • Mike

    #5 awesome sauce

    • Michael

      hahaha NT news, Best known for having Crocs on the front page 2 out of 3 days.

  • Rick

    #9 I'd gladly give him twice that if he would actually do it

  • That Guy

    #9 pfff like you could get past his security.

  • Anonymous

    Great Job! 12 has been Posted every day this week. It’s not even that funny…just amusing.

  • Anonymous

    #21…( friend taking picture) Awww she’s so cute.I hope mine are … (White holding baby)Hey hun show them the instructional video

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