When it comes to ‘Find Her’ we’re the employee of the month (29 Photos)

The following are the girls the Chivers want to see MOAR of. One problem, nobody knows who they are. If you have a name and MOAR pics, just email your chick knowledge to theCHIVE and we'll post them in our 'Found'.

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  • forrester

    holy shit, never thought I'd contribute to this gallery but I actually know #28. Ringing her now…

    • jason_in_pc

      if you actually know her, and you were the first to post blocking that panda a$$hole from getting the satisfaction, then you sir are f^ck!ng awesome!

    • DemonDan

      Ask her if she would like to be Chivette of the Week?

    • nixt3r

      Hmm. I thought for sure this was "Sweet Dee" from Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

      • nixt3r

        WTF. Why did the parent post changed from #27 to #28? That changed the whole context of my comment. Fantastic! 🙂

    • The Mad Zak

      And what is her name!!!!! Don't you know how this works!!! Or are you trying to keep her all to yourself? Ha ha!

  • panda

    first

    • Jeremy

      Fail…

    • Matthew

      You are ruining the name of good Panda's everywhere.

      • LOKI_THE_TRICKSTER

        don't forget he's destroying the REPUTATION of "Panda Express" too :,( LOL

  • panda

    ulisses i made it first ^^^^^^^^

    • kgjg

      Get a life

  • boomgoes me

    #8 was found already… shame shame

    • bob

      and that's a problem why?

    • claiborne03

      Tia Tanaka…I always see her 7pm here in Northridge, ca 24 hr fitness

      • reply21

        Not a stalker at all eh?

        • Charlie

          Its Levy Tran

  • Kaars

    #29… She seems nice…

    • equalizermax

      I need a HQ copy of this for my wallpaper

  • http://jerseysfinest-bling.blogspot.com/ bling306

    #19 I'd give her roses every week if she looked like that too!!

    • Ass Too Low

      Her ass needs to be about 8-10" higher on her body than it is. Not into the oompa-loompa look myself.

      • http://jerseysfinest-bling.blogspot.com/ bling306

        so, you wouldnt hit that?

        • Ass Too Low

          I probably would still "hit it," yes, I'm just saying she's not exactly what I would call "hot."

          • The Dude

            You are crazy

            If she is not hot then I date cave trolls.

            • Revelation

              You date cave trolls.

              • ETHTY

                2nded

              • guest

                Agreed. Attractive, but not truly hot.

      • its_forge

        Guffaw as if you'd really pick and choose. You'd prostrate yourself in front of a woman one tenth this attractive and not get up until she said you could. And the legs look short because she's being photographed from male head height, instead of waist height where you'll notice, if you actually paid attention, most women are photographed from this angle – because it makes their legs look longer, a-durrrrrr.

        • your mom

          Go back to India, Mr angry help desk

          • its_forge

            Bite me, fool. I am a big honking Budweiser-drinking fried-chicken-eating Southern American who loves Jesus and 20something women in underwear.

    • guyX

      it's antonella barba from american idol

  • Jonny

    http://www.cbc.ca/news/offbeat/story/2011/06/20/b

    riot girl (and guy) video interview

    • Jonny

      they've hired an agent to handle their fame… apparently

    • ROK247

      the today show found her first they were on this morning.

      • ABO

        No, CBC had her way before The Today Show. You lose.

        • ROK247

          canada – america's hat.

          • AnyoneForCoffee

            America – Canada's soiled pants.

            • NumeroUno

              America – Canada's ass.

              • yourmomonchive

                lmao , its funny how they put down us canadians but they sure like the hot women up here..
                candian chivettes rock! (always nipply here)

  • yo yo ma

    Considering you only identify one or two girls I'm going to say you're not "employee of the month" but instead the employee who smokes weed in the parking lot while other people cover his shift (because he shares his weed).

    • captainkickass

      Chive is so full of itself ,they always Fail and pretend to be winners ,how sad.

  • jason_in_pc

    #17 IF THATS NOT A DUDE I WOULD HAVE TO HIT IT JUST TO SAY I DID.

    #27 , WOW, JUST WOW!

    • sniggi
      • Rob

        It's not shopped it's True Tere.

      • its_forge

        Say it's shopped and then post an exactly identical picture. I am confused.

        • PianoFingers

          It's not identical. Use tineye.com and compare the pics – notice the increase in the sideboob area… Too good to be true.

  • SadSnoopy

    #17 — Christ almighty that's a huge bitch.

    • miles

      her and andre the giant should have released a sex tape.. i know the time line doesnt match up but i dont care.

    • Chuckie

      Am I the only one who thinks the large black chick is kinda sexy? In a strange way?

    • TCUchiver

      pretty sure you are all commenting about the wrong picture – at least that is not what shows up on my screen….

  • Nono

    Google Images can now search an uploaded image. this could help in some cases: http://www.google.com/insidesearch/searchbyimage….

    • TinEye ftw

      Or you could just use TinEye making the process faster and less lame.

  • DemonDan

    #4 just doesn't get old….

    • copy and paste

      …like high school girls, man.

    • brozarks

      Thats at Shady Gators on the Lake of the Ozarks EPIC PLACE

    • john

      what's her name again????

      • Dana

        My name is Dana thats me!

  • LoneOsprey

    #5 Scott Jones from Australia and his Canadian girlfriend Alex Thomas

  • Hadriel

    #1 holy sh#t

    • JSK

      she just made my day

  • JJones

    #20 ~ I think is Antonella Barba

    • Tim

      I thought the same exact thing. Haven't seen that hottie since the scandal…

    • http://www.facebook.com/a.d.lahey Andrew Lahey

      All I know is that this was at the "Free VIP Carwash" at the THQ parking lot at E3… Sadly that's all I've got for now…

      • jack

        hahahaha i thought i knew that skank

    • DeeJay

      I believe you are right sir! Well played.

  • BunkerPunk

    #18 I believe this is Emma Glover. A "glamour model" (read: topless and hot as fuck) in the UK. Google is NSFW but well worth the risk.

    • Bud Lee

      I think you are right…googled her an my iphone. Going to need a few minutes now.

    • duffer

      I googled her and my eyes started on fire. In a good way. For that I thank you.

    • Gutterville

      She looks 15 in this picture but she is acutally 23 years old

      • That Guy

        Good lord, where do you see 15 year olds like that?

    • Tyler Spinks

      Emma Glover is hot as my balls in the middle of july but thats not her man. Shes not tall enough. Even though she looks remarkably similar!!

  • Anonymous

    FIRST FOOLS

  • llano2

    #22 Yes, find her.

    • Dirty Dingus

      YES, YES, YES….FIND HER!

      • Chiveinator

        thirded, love me some reds ,Mr.McGee

    • jack

      moar moar moar moar!

    • Christian Lander

      Stuff White People Like # 104, Girls With Bangs

      If you see a white woman and you are trying to figure out whether she is liked or just merely tolerated by white people, the best thing you can do is get a quick look at her haircut. It is a known fact that white people love women who wear their hair with bangs that hang straight down.

      A number of very popular white women have worn this hairstyle including Joni Mitchell, Jane Birkin, Jenny Lewis and every girl ever photographed by Vice Magazine or the Cobrasnake. (Note: it is a good idea to familiarize yourself with these two things as they are both beloved by cool white people. Follow up note: these same things are hated by cooler white people).

      Many people associate this type of haircut with children and people looking for the most efficient way to get hair out of their eyes. But for white people, this simple haircut makes a bold declaration by saying that the wearer is artistic, deep, and has probably dated a guy in a band you like. Of course, as with many things loved by white people, simple often means expensive and these haircuts usually cost upwards of $100.

      It is essential for you to know this haircut is more than a mere fashion statement– it is an important cultural marking. Throughout the world, many cultures feature ceremonies to announce that a girl has become a woman. For white people, the haircut-with-bangs is an important symbol that a female has completed her transformation from a nerdy girl to a cool woman. In fact, if you went to high school with a nerdy white girl who moved to a big city, there is a good chance she will show up to your high school reunion with this haircut.

      When you are introduced to a group of white people, it’s a good idea to befriend the girl with the bangs. She’s probably the most popular.

      • Ateka

        Those are not bangs. But yes, please find her! #22

    • Waldo Johan Bakkes

      Hell!!! I'm only 21 and in no rush to get into a relationship but damn, I would marry this girl if I could!
      She's stunning!

  • http://twitter.com/YWordArmy @YWordArmy

    #14 – You can't be serious… somebody wants to find this girl? Check your local bar at 2:30am on a Wednesday.

    • lfd

      HA HA. Depends on where you are. Some place she might be missing some teeth.

  • orangewhip

    #19 both of stu scott's eyes would be impressed.

    • That Guy

      Jenna Renee

  • _GTO_

    #17 dont kill it, ride it like a trex. no one would fuck with you haha

    • TCUchiver

      again – someone has the numbers wrong….

  • jeffurry

    #18 yes. yes.

    yes.
    yes.
    yes.
    moar.
    yes.
    yes.

  • http://jerseysfinest-bling.blogspot.com/ bling306

    indeed i do sir, indeed i do

  • Otter

    Scott jones and Girlfriend Alex Thomas
    #5

  • Henrik

    #26 Why hasn't she been found yet?

    • http://jhibs.tumblr.com JHibs

      Her name is Cameron, and the NSFW set (or her agency) is Intima.

    • Christian Lander

      Stuff White People Like # 104. Girls With Bangs

      If you see a white woman and you are trying to figure out whether she is liked or just merely tolerated by white people, the best thing you can do is get a quick look at her haircut. It is a known fact that white people love women who wear their hair with bangs that hang straight down.

      A number of very popular white women have worn this hairstyle including Joni Mitchell, Jane Birkin, Jenny Lewis and every girl ever photographed by Vice Magazine or the Cobrasnake. (Note: it is a good idea to familiarize yourself with these two things as they are both beloved by cool white people. Follow up note: these same things are hated by cooler white people).

      Many people associate this type of haircut with children and people looking for the most efficient way to get hair out of their eyes. But for white people, this simple haircut makes a bold declaration by saying that the wearer is artistic, deep, and has probably dated a guy in a band you like. Of course, as with many things loved by white people, simple often means expensive and these haircuts usually cost upwards of $100.

      It is essential for you to know this haircut is more than a mere fashion statement– it is an important cultural marking. Throughout the world, many cultures feature ceremonies to announce that a girl has become a woman. For white people, the haircut-with-bangs is an important symbol that a female has completed her transformation from a nerdy girl to a cool woman. In fact, if you went to high school with a nerdy white girl who moved to a big city, there is a good chance she will show up to your high school reunion with this haircut.

      When you are introduced to a group of white people, it’s a good idea to befriend the girl with the bangs. She’s probably the most popular.

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