I love a low down, dirty good time (30 Photos)

  • krista

    giant mud fight in 3….2…..#1

    • BigHate

      I'm not complaining about water park sanitation anymore.

    • Josh Gorter

      Pretty sure that's not mud

      • Bruce M Hiscott

        its butt mud

    • j22

      Most likley it's ash and water from a power plant blowdown. What our gov considers pollution. It's just burnt carbon aka dirt.

      • Jangalang

        Yes thats why the health of children in third world countries is so great…

  • Your mom

    Literally LOL'ed at #26

    • Dingo8MyBaby


      • Dapper_Dave


    • OhSomeEvil


  • Cyberfunker

    #30 "That's Right Son, keep practicing…hopefully someday you will find a fairy tale known as the G Spot"

    • http://www.goodadvice.co.za CalculatedRisk

      "But, just so you know, you're going to have a better chance hitting it by taking her from behind." xD

    • Heidi

      Oh, it's no fairytale.

      • bill


    • WirelessCable

      Gspot is real

  • Megalock26

    #25 #30 Learn little one…your already doing it right.

    • Grammar Police

      you're* that is all..

      • Christian Lander

        Stuff White People Like # 99, Grammar

        White people love rules. It explains why so they get upset when people cut in line, why they tip so religiously and why they become lawyers. But without a doubt, the rule system that white people love the most is grammar. It is in their blood not only to use perfect grammar but also to spend significant portions of time pointing out the errors of others.

        When asking someone about their biggest annoyances in life, you might expect responses like “hunger,” “being poor,” or “getting shot.” If you ask a white person, the most common response will likely be “people who use ‘their’ when they mean ‘there.’ Maybe comma splices, I’m not sure but it’s definitely one of the two.”

        If you wish to gain the respect of a white person, it’s probably a good idea that you find an obscure and debated grammar rule such as the “Oxford Comma” and take a firm stance on what you believe is correct. This is seen as more productive and forward thinking than simply stating your anger at the improper use of “it’s.

        Another important thing to know is that when white people read magazines and books they are always looking for grammar and spelling mistakes. In fact, one of the greatest joys a white person can experience is to catch a grammar mistake in a major publication. Finding one allows a white person to believe that they are better than the writer and the publication since they would have caught the mistake. The more respected the publication, the greater the thrill. If a white person were to catch a mistake in The New Yorker, it would be a sufficient reason for a large party.

        Though they reserve the harshest judgment for professional, do not assume that white people will cast a blind eye to your grammar mistakes in email and official documents. They will judge you and make a general assessment about your intelligence after the first infraction. Fortunately, this situation can be improved if you ask a white person to proof read your work before you send it out. “Hey Jill, I’m sorry to do this, but I have a business degree and I’m a terrible writer. Can you look this over for me?” This deft maneuver will allow the white person to feel as though their liberal arts degree has a purpose and allow you to do something more interesting.

        Don’t worry, it is impossible for a white person to turn down the opportunity to proofread.


          Nice grammar.

        • Chiveinator

          theirs a difference between "their" and "there" ?

  • gefundigeliebe

    Nothing dirty about #2. Just good, all good.

    • Hand of Fate

      What a body on that girl! FIND HER!

  • Joel

    #2 Why, hello there!

    And #26 gave me a good laugh.

  • gefundigeliebe

    Somehow #6 and #21 feels connected. And wrong. Oh soh wrong!

  • Robozombiejesus

    #24 …..what the fuck is that….

    • https://twitter.com/NavjeetBajwa n_kb

      i dont know how you would even have a serious conversation with "her"..

    • urDad


    • panama99

      The Joker without his makeup.

    • guest

      Jocelyn Wildenstein
      AKA the Bride of Wildenstein. When plastic surgery goes wrong.

      • testmemofo

        it didn't really go "wrong" she is filthy fucking rich and batshit insane enough that she wanted to look like her pet cat

    • hugoi

      fucking hilarious

  • https://twitter.com/NavjeetBajwa n_kb

    #4 guy in the red shirt, i have some news for you..

    • GK-4

      i've got some news for the girl ignoring it

      • hMMMM

        ….what is it?

  • ThatGuy


    Double duck face.

    • hahaha

      Fail ,go home now.

  • ThatGuy


    Double duck face.

    • Roscoe

      Persistence. Nice job!!

      • duckula

        so this is where it all began

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Ryan-White/545403343 Ryan White

    #1 yay hepatitis C!!

    • Lola

      ha! that made me lol. 😉

    • GK-4

      oh to be a kid again…
      a sick, dirty, stupid kid

  • Josh Gorter

    #21 If that was dark beer I would be in heaven.

  • Justin Hall

    #6 Wishful thinking means confusing a kneecap with an amazing rack.

    • GK-4

      i would be aroused
      but i don't know where else that mouth's been

    • Waylon

      I know her and she does have a pretty nice rack. Not sure wtf is going on there though.

    • V4Vendetta14

      I'd let her put that tongue anywhere…except my mouth…she looks like a keeper though…

  • DownZero82

    #22 Priceless

  • http://thechive.com/ bkfrijoles

    #23 if only it was that easy!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Benton-McGrath/587208531 Benton McGrath

    #17 I'm sad I didn't watch the finals…

  • pud3000

    #6 Seriously, WTF?
    #9. I will give anyone 20 bucks to take a piss… just to see what happens!

    • DeRaNgEd

      Maybe she like Golden Showers which is why she is wearing it

    • lolol

      #9 i'll take a dump for free

  • Jim

    #1 is really quite sad

  • tobuscus

    Nice effort but you need more to redeem urself Chive.

    • Lotus

      Yeah, I don't get why they upped the number of posts in a day if they just end up reposting a lot of the pictures.

  • xXbeermonkeyXx

    #12 i dont normally wear boxers, but for these i could make an exception

    • Mokuseitora

      just wondering about those… is that the front or… back?

      • xXbeermonkeyXx

        those girls look more like shaft lickers and less like taint ticklers, so make your own judgement on this

    • http://www.youtube.com/user/ADHDavenger13?feature=mhsn Firefighter23

      I would not because frankly sir, I am not a lonely pervert.

      • V4Vendetta14

        We can agree that you aren't lonely. But I've never met a firefighter that wasn't a pervert…

        • http://www.youtube.com/user/ADHDavenger13?feature=mhsn Firefighter23

          Agreed. We mostly are.

    • Interesting Man

      I don't normally wear boxers, but when I do, anime girls lick my shaft.

  • The Bandit

    #2 …I'd love to get dirty with her!
    #6…yuck…even after a proper clean-up I'd never do this

  • Dante

    #29 can't stop watching this….:p

  • ensergio

    #29 seems legit

  • Chiveinator

    I always wondered what a sperm bank looked like

    • V4Vendetta14

      Lets just hope there were girls on the other side of that fence…

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