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June 21, 2011 |
In: Awesome, Funny, Hot Women, Low Down Dirty, WTF
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giant mud fight in 3….2…..#1
I'm not complaining about water park sanitation anymore.
Pretty sure that's not mud
its butt mud
Most likley it's ash and water from a power plant blowdown. What our gov considers pollution. It's just burnt carbon aka dirt.
Yes thats why the health of children in third world countries is so great…
Literally LOL'ed at #26
#30 "That's Right Son, keep practicing…hopefully someday you will find a fairy tale known as the G Spot"
"But, just so you know, you're going to have a better chance hitting it by taking her from behind." xD
Oh, it's no fairytale.
Gspot is real
#25 #30 Learn little one…your already doing it right.
you're* that is all..
Stuff White People Like # 99, Grammar
White people love rules. It explains why so they get upset when people cut in line, why they tip so religiously and why they become lawyers. But without a doubt, the rule system that white people love the most is grammar. It is in their blood not only to use perfect grammar but also to spend significant portions of time pointing out the errors of others.
When asking someone about their biggest annoyances in life, you might expect responses like “hunger,” “being poor,” or “getting shot.” If you ask a white person, the most common response will likely be “people who use ‘their’ when they mean ‘there.’ Maybe comma splices, I’m not sure but it’s definitely one of the two.”
If you wish to gain the respect of a white person, it’s probably a good idea that you find an obscure and debated grammar rule such as the “Oxford Comma” and take a firm stance on what you believe is correct. This is seen as more productive and forward thinking than simply stating your anger at the improper use of “it’s.
Another important thing to know is that when white people read magazines and books they are always looking for grammar and spelling mistakes. In fact, one of the greatest joys a white person can experience is to catch a grammar mistake in a major publication. Finding one allows a white person to believe that they are better than the writer and the publication since they would have caught the mistake. The more respected the publication, the greater the thrill. If a white person were to catch a mistake in The New Yorker, it would be a sufficient reason for a large party.
Though they reserve the harshest judgment for professional, do not assume that white people will cast a blind eye to your grammar mistakes in email and official documents. They will judge you and make a general assessment about your intelligence after the first infraction. Fortunately, this situation can be improved if you ask a white person to proof read your work before you send it out. “Hey Jill, I’m sorry to do this, but I have a business degree and I’m a terrible writer. Can you look this over for me?” This deft maneuver will allow the white person to feel as though their liberal arts degree has a purpose and allow you to do something more interesting.
Don’t worry, it is impossible for a white person to turn down the opportunity to proofread.
theirs a difference between "their" and "there" ?
Nothing dirty about #2. Just good, all good.
What a body on that girl! FIND HER!
#2 Why, hello there!
And #26 gave me a good laugh.
Somehow #6 and #21 feels connected. And wrong. Oh soh wrong!
#24 …..what the fuck is that….
i dont know how you would even have a serious conversation with "her"..
The Joker without his makeup.
AKA the Bride of Wildenstein. When plastic surgery goes wrong.
it didn't really go "wrong" she is filthy fucking rich and batshit insane enough that she wanted to look like her pet cat
#4 guy in the red shirt, i have some news for you..
i've got some news for the girl ignoring it
….what is it?
Double duck face.
Fail ,go home now.
Persistence. Nice job!!
so this is where it all began
#1 yay hepatitis C!!
ha! that made me lol.
oh to be a kid again…
a sick, dirty, stupid kid
#21 If that was dark beer I would be in heaven.
#6 Wishful thinking means confusing a kneecap with an amazing rack.
i would be aroused
but i don't know where else that mouth's been
I know her and she does have a pretty nice rack. Not sure wtf is going on there though.
I'd let her put that tongue anywhere…except my mouth…she looks like a keeper though…
#23 if only it was that easy!!
For me it is.
shouldn't it be on the other side of the shirt?
It's better when that's on the panties. http://nexus404.com/Blog/wp-content/uploads2/2009…
#17 I'm sad I didn't watch the finals…
#6 Seriously, WTF?
#9. I will give anyone 20 bucks to take a piss… just to see what happens!
Maybe she like Golden Showers which is why she is wearing it
#9 i'll take a dump for free
#1 is really quite sad
Nice effort but you need more to redeem urself Chive.
Yeah, I don't get why they upped the number of posts in a day if they just end up reposting a lot of the pictures.
#12 i dont normally wear boxers, but for these i could make an exception
just wondering about those… is that the front or… back?
those girls look more like shaft lickers and less like taint ticklers, so make your own judgement on this
I would not because frankly sir, I am not a lonely pervert.
We can agree that you aren't lonely. But I've never met a firefighter that wasn't a pervert…
Agreed. We mostly are.
I don't normally wear boxers, but when I do, anime girls lick my shaft.
#2 …I'd love to get dirty with her!
#6…yuck…even after a proper clean-up I'd never do this
#29 can't stop watching this….:p
#29 seems legit
I always wondered what a sperm bank looked like
Lets just hope there were girls on the other side of that fence…
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