On the 8th day, God created Hump Day (60 photos)

  • ICekolditz

    Hump Day is is giving Christmas Day a run for its money!

    • BAMFinater

      Christmas is only once a year, Hump day is once a week.
      Advantage Hump Day!!

    • greazzlybear

      Christmas and Hump Day will eventually coincide to make the best day ever. Unfortunately, not this year.

    • thebeek

      #32 where will the beek show up

    • http://tush.tumblr.com Tush

      yet again the best tushes in this post are ripped from http://tush.tumblr.com

  • Shawn

    early morning surprise……thank you Chive….#47

    • GreatCowGod

      Agreed. Definitely lingered a little longer on this one…

    • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

      I sounded like a submarine commander, "DIVE! DIVE! DIVE!"

    • Gern Blanston


    • UniqueMars

      This is why its not always a bad thing to come in behind some one and a good reason to take care of your vision.

  • Shawn

    #35, i could use one of these in my back yard

    • jman

      could use these on my face

    • Josh

      I like the shadow of the peeping tom going over the fence for the hump shot.

  • Coolhand37

    #58 I'm Out!!!!

    • MOAR

      Perfect ending to this post!

      • engrishresson

        Right? Wonder how many won't get it. I AM the master of my own domain.

        • Coldzilla

          Well if they dont they should be subjected to a marathon of Dawsons Creek 😉

    • kai

      I seriously lol'd to that gif ^_^ too good

    • thrillho


  • Shawn

    #44 is extremely sexy

    • workitgirl

      I ❤ white panties. Very girl-next-door. Am I right boys?

      • Shawn

        you are quite right. you should prove it, make a chivette submission

      • Bud Lee

        I like white lace myself…my girl rarely makes it out of the bed room in the morning if she comes in wearing them after getting out the shower.

  • Gixxer

    #57 its there keep looking!!!!

    • FlyingSpagMonst

      Okay… I give up… What am I looking for?

  • culpjp


    • patov40

      Hee hee hee, LOVED that show!

    • milly

      Kristina Walker aka Melisa Mendiny aka Carrie du Four aka etc etc etc. Yes, I'm ashamed I know that.

      • Tomx569

        Yes she has many aliases. I used to know her real name :p. Nothing to be ashamed of.

  • paula's boy toy


    • KyleRetrato

      Leave. Now.

    • R-Dub

      I hate you. Please die.

    • hMMMM

      Overall post was great but there were definitely a few "meh" ones…#5, #16, #24

    • hater

      meh for sure, plus the standard reposts. The chives army of 12yr olds will vote you down every time. The same people that swear Justin Bieber is "totally awesome" and that the show icarly is "soooooooo cool". Actually, if you don't get a lot of thumbs down more often then not, you're probably begging to fit in anywhere……even in a comment board.

      • TEHEHTT


    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Ryan-White/545403343 Ryan White

      i agree, it is a pretty weak hum day compared to some in the past

      • Lotus

        I feel every post on this site has gotten weaker in the past months. It seems like they are pushing quantity over quality now, and the DAR is slowly becoming the "Daily Afternoon Recap" of pics I've already seen today.

  • Paul

    I need a Chive girl friend

    • jman

      try your right hand

    • Gooner29

      I'm going to go out on a limb and say you need more than that.

    • hater

      Start off slow…like looking a girl in the eye first. By next year you should be ready to talk to one. Good luck Urkel

  • Crispy

    Hump day is glorious. Chive won't let me post all the pictures. because they all rock.

    • Sad Panda

      it would rock more it they would ever put pics of black girls

    • iambeek


  • kcb

    What a great way to start a day. One of the best if not the best hump day ever!!! Thank you Chive. My day is complete, and it just started.

  • Brian King

    Hump day – greatest post of the week, every week. Followed closely by Mind the Gap.

    PS – Paula is a bitch

  • Hero_ofthe_Day

    I love the long legs on #3

    • Anonamau5

      It's probably not, but if that's Dylan she really needs a gallery of all her ass/leg shots.

    • moondoggy13

      the heels, the legs, the hump…just spectacular

  • Daith_Lee

    Whoa…..WHOA, CHIVE…you can't do this…you have me conditioned to waiting all day at work for Hump Day, I wake up to get my morning awesome fix and your SLAM me with rear-ended deliciousness…I don't know whether to be extremely happy or slightly upset now that my day being officially over now, lol…Thanks in either case though!

    • Mel Gibson

      you always have the DAR

      • Daith_Lee

        I was a fool to ever doubt your wisdom, Mel…I stand corrected. Thank you!

        ….how the eff did I forget about DAR?!…..

        • thesensibleone

          Get a friggin Life lee !

          • Quam


  • steve

    This youtube video is the best Hump Day submit I have ever seen. It gets real good halfway through. http://youtu.be/ij_t3hXuHyU

    • BaJezzus

      pants on da ground, pants on da ground, dat ass is lookin' fine wit dem pants on da ground!!!

    • DeuceBrew

      Damn. Removed by the fun police.

  • xXbeermonkeyXx

    #51 tiniest daisy dukes ever? tiniest daisy dukes ever! nice, this should be everydays style
    #2 so fine! i wanna slap that and ride the jiggle!

    • El BrandO

      Totally agree with you on #2. Boy shorts IMMEDIATELY get my attention and she has a great ass.

      • Spanky

        I concur – #2 is perfect top to bottom (no pun intended)

        • hater

          As well. Best of post.

    • McFly

      Also Agree on #2. Best of the bunch, for sure.

    • jman

      #2 has a chunky ass

      • Jay

        No. She has a round ass that fills out very well whatever it is she's wearing.

        • jman

          It's quite a large ass. No more, no less. If you like big butts, this is great. If you don't, it's not. Different tastes.

  • Brian King

    #18 – she was right dude.

    #12 – a little sneak peak?

    • patov40

      #18 is nice! But we await a pic from your girlfriend Brian. Show us what you're pulling these days. B)

      • ROK247

        as far as brian is concerned, she ain't a lady unless she's 280

        • Sean

          Thanks for reppin my lady boys! She's 22, smokin hot and a yoga instructor. Eat shit Brian!

          • Ghandi

            So sad that we've seen this great artform deteriorate to the point where we have fat white chicks with flat asses as instructors…

            • Not retarded

              Fat? Are you retarded?

            • patov40

              I knew Ghandi was skinny, but I didn't think he was blind and stupid too!B)

          • thesensibleone

            Pls dont send more pics of her sean ,i almost puked.

          • Brian King

            She doesnt make it on the Chive without your comment all but begging to put it up there.

    • jman

      Definite lipage #12

    • Johnny_Dizzle

      Come on, dude….really? Any girl that's willing to put herself out there like that and risk being critiqued by guys like you is Chive worthy….

    • laelow
      • marble

        Someone finds it and posts those every humpday. Get a clue man.

    • ross c

      right on brian. 18 was a serving of nasty cottage cheese. but i guess if your a kid zitty nerd that plays video games all day… youll think those lady lumps look good.

      • Brian King

        Amen Ross. Any dude that has to beg the Chive to put his girl on there knows she wasnt actually Chive worthy beforehand

    • TresselLovesTrannies

      #18 if by remote chance she actually is your girlfriend Sean, she isn't Chive-worthy because she dates a supreme douchebag that uses that lame old, fake, unoriginal line "Chive, My girlfriend doesn't think she is..blah, blah, fucking blah….prove her wrong!" These days, that is one sure line that proves that your mom still buys your clothes for you and the closest you ever get to a woman that isn't your mom, is your sister.

      • its_forge

        To say nothing of using the word "fox." Holy nineteen seventy-eight, Batman.

    • IKnow

      #18 is a mans ass. No doubt about it. Someones playing a practical joke on the Chive.

  • patov40

    Not sure I can take "Hump Day" this early in the morning…..okay, one more look. #14 – They may not be twins, but I'd like to "double my pleasure". #20 – I think you dropped something. #40 – It's a little chilly in here. Could I borrow your sweater?

    • KyleRetrato

      #40 Is she wearing underwear?! I HAVE TO KNOW.

      • hMMMM

        are you blind?

        • patov40

          Eh, could be a thong or g-string that you can't see at the top and is hidden from the shadow, and is sunk too deep…….I'll be back in a minute!

  • Dunny_

    #17 Well good morning….Those 2 buscuits and a coffee is like a perfect morning. Maybe a side of sausage gravy. Those Chivettes don't disappoint on Hump Day, do they?

  • rdh3e

    #8, #29, #35, #54 all definitely caught my gaze. Hot damn.

  • Do0zer

    I saw to very ugly huge humps, two sneak peaks, and these two wonderful creations: #3 #11

    • beeker


  • John Doe

    What the he'll Chive. You say 60 hump day photos then only give 58? We need 2 more and make them great

  • Demon_Cleaner


    Dear 8 pound 7 ounce baby Jesus…Thank you for Hump Day, and for women in stockings…holy shitballs. Amen.

  • Tiago

    I'm out!

    • beekrules


  • BeccaB86

    I imagine the rest of the day will go by pretty quickly now. Usually it drags along waiting for the Hump Day post. Thanks for not having a hangover today Leo!

    • http://jerseysfinest-bling.blogspot.com/ bling306

      he prob didnt go to sleep yet…hangover starts now!

      • marble

        ^^^ They they are again! Chives favorite Bone smuggling colon cosmonauts.

    • hater

      Liquor stone ran out of zima I guess.

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