Things you should never see an Amish person do (17 Photos)

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  • Johnny Two Toes


  • Henry Gibson

    With a wife who is half-Amish on her dad’s side, I can tell you for a fact that with the exception of the two dudes with the computer, there is nothing wrong with any of the stuff here. And my wife hates it anytime something like this comes up.

    And I LOVES it!

  • jayman

    #16 Not Amish…just hippies (or Amish hippies?)

  • wburgman

    Menonite, maybe Dunkards.

  • Derby-mon

    Our place is down the road from many Mennonites.
    Three points;
    1) They are some of the best hardworking, straight talking, sharp, kind people you would ever hope to meet.
    2) You are confusing Mennonite with Amish.
    3) We all wear cultural uniforms of a sort. Look at what you have on.

  • John

    #16 Put your fucking shoes on you damn dirty Hipster!! I know, I just know it's these D-bags that started the bedbug infestation in NY with thier ratty-tatty ass 1978-dug-outta-the-bin fashions and their cheap ass beer. OOOOoooo, I hates Hipsters!

    • KeyserSoze

      Preach it brother! Amen!

  • Marc Maelzer

    When I was in junior high there was an Amish community outside town. Once a year at the end of the track season there was a huge track meet with all the area schools. Even the Amish got to come and compete. I never knew girls could run so fast in dresses. I don't remember the guys standing out as much but yes the girls no matter what sport they were competing in they had to wear their dresses. So during the relay's you had a team of four girls in full length dresses running around the track. It's quite a unique site to see girls running around a track in dresses.

  • Connie Quirk

    The Amish that live near me are always talking on cell phones and taking rides in cars, etc. My sister works at a pharmacy and an Amish couple came in and bought Vagisil and KY, she said it was one of the most disturbing purchases she has ever had to check-out. 🙂

  • Cate

    Except all of this is normal for Amish and Mennonites…trying actually coming to Lancaster County and you'll understand

  • Zymurgist

    I own one of these… and it is awesome.

  • Greg

    #17 not real

    • Jason Reyes

      agreed. definitely shopped.

  • duffer

    Like Wymer100 said, if they have no beards and they are using electronics, they are Mennonites.

  • MJH

    #16 is a picture of the Avett Brothers, who happen to be one of my GFs fav bands. They're not Amish, just a couple of yokels

    • wolf

      hahah! I thought the same thing. The Chive has posted this under "hipster" before Not sure if its Seth and Scott Avett, but it does look like them. If it is then its from the early 2000's.

      • wolf

        I must also add that they are one of my favorite bands and are incredible musicians and song writers/ singers! They can wear whatever they want.

  • yayayayayaya

    #16 is a fake. they're hipsters. fraud.

  • Patrick

    Don't confuse the Amish with the Mennonites.

    That's kinda like thinking a Phillipino chick is Mexican.

    I accidentally did that last week…

    she hates me now…

    • Dishwater

      kinda amazed that you're still among the living. 🙂

  • tony

    first thing that came to my mind too!

  • Minion78

    Crazy ass ppl

  • Poop Knuckle

    No but they're gene pool is limited.

    • Joe


  • Steven

    #16 not amish, hipster faggots

  • MeisterMon

    Hey, at least they aren't disrespectful, causing trouble, and being douchebags like half of 'Merican teens these days! Let them rock their world!

  • muffmallet

    yeah i live near amish country and most of this is completely normal. They literally all have those little scooter things. I cant tell you how many times I've seen kids at the bus stop listening to walkmen and ipods. But if they get caught, expect to be locked in the basement and beaten. no lie.

  • crh

    That was quakecon 2002. Those guys where a RTCW team. I know this is showing my older nerd that used to pwn noobs online and at LANs. I wonder if any fellow Chivers will know what I am talking about.

    • TitoRigatoni

      I know what you're talking about.
      Has *anyone* out there heard of Bastard's Beatdown?

      • crh

        not familiar with bastard's beatdown. Old school [X-D] here =)

  • bigdeal

    i fucking love seth green in that. remember being a kid and older brothers and their friends doing that shit.

  • Clegg

    What's wrong with #11? They're going canoeing…

  • ktellez

    #16 feet are HUGE

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