Whatever happens, don’t say ‘Awwww’ (28 Photos)

  • Don't Hate

    First?! Don't hate, masterbate!

    • heh

      If you're going to troll, make sure you can spell right. it's M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-E dumbass.

      • Don't Hate

        Funny thing: I wasn't trolling. I literally just did my daily login to the chive, clicked on the top link. Scrolled quickly through the cute animals, got the bottom to read some comments -but there were none. I thought that can't be right. Reloaded, still no comments. That is truly an exciting proposition. So, till you've been there, Don't Hate!

    • VedHead77

      Don't be an idiot. Spell masturbate correctly.

    • Monk

      Don't be an idiot, masturbate and spell correctly.

      • Christian Lander

        Stuff White People Like # 99, Grammar

        White people love rules. It explains why so they get upset when people cut in line, why they tip so religiously and why they become lawyers. But without a doubt, the rule system that white people love the most is grammar. It is in their blood not only to use perfect grammar but also to spend significant portions of time pointing out the errors of others.

        When asking someone about their biggest annoyances in life, you might expect responses like “hunger,” “being poor,” or “getting shot.” If you ask a white person, the most common response will likely be “people who use ‘their’ when they mean ‘there.’ Maybe comma splices, I’m not sure but it’s definitely one of the two.”

        If you wish to gain the respect of a white person, it’s probably a good idea that you find an obscure and debated grammar rule such as the “Oxford Comma” and take a firm stance on what you believe is correct. This is seen as more productive and forward thinking than simply stating your anger at the improper use of “it’s.

        Another important thing to know is that when white people read magazines and books they are always looking for grammar and spelling mistakes. In fact, one of the greatest joys a white person can experience is to catch a grammar mistake in a major publication. Finding one allows a white person to believe that they are better than the writer and the publication since they would have caught the mistake. The more respected the publication, the greater the thrill. If a white person were to catch a mistake in The New Yorker, it would be a sufficient reason for a large party.

        Though they reserve the harshest judgment for professional, do not assume that white people will cast a blind eye to your grammar mistakes in email and official documents. They will judge you and make a general assessment about your intelligence after the first infraction. Fortunately, this situation can be improved if you ask a white person to proof read your work before you send it out. “Hey Jill, I’m sorry to do this, but I have a business degree and I’m a terrible writer. Can you look this over for me?” This deft maneuver will allow the white person to feel as though their liberal arts degree has a purpose and allow you to do something more interesting.

        Don’t worry, it is impossible for a white person to turn down the opportunity to proofread.

        • Trent

          "Maybe comma splices, I’m not sure but it’s definitely one of the two." Is a run-on sentence. It should should have a period or semi-colon after "splices."

          • Trent

            Yes, I'm aware of my own mistakes.

            "Maybe comma splices, I’m not sure but it’s definitely one of the two." This is a run-on sentence. It should have a period or semi-colon after "splices."


        • Trent

          Oh, and suck it.

    • Vagina Jones

      I don't think your suggestion, for us to masturbate to cute animals, makes this situation any better….

    • dutch

      It's spelled F-A-P

    • Don't Hate

      Wow, you guys must spell mast-ur-bate often in your day-to-day lives. I think today might be the first time I've ever had to spell it (obviously). Also, you people really are jealous when your not first. You should talk to a professional about that – Could be a residual issue from you childhood. Paula, you seem so normal to me now.

      • Don't Hate

        OOPS, sorry spell nazis. *you're* I apologize in advance for any other potential spelling/grammatical errors, fuctards.

      • Grammar Nazi

        *you're*… also, *your*

  • http://www.thechive.com Ace Rimmer

    Dammit! Broke the first rule

    • Captlazarus

      Nice going goal post head.

      • http://www.thechive.com Ace Rimmer

        What a braindead, pompous, stupid haired git I am.

        (Good to come across a fellow "Dwarfer" by the way)

  • PoppinFresh

    I want #15

    • panama99

      They would look great stuffed and mounted above the fireplace!!!!

  • James


    • equalizermax

      #2 Never ending story?

  • Josh Gorter

    Couldn't make it past #3

    • Jen

      i think the little one has pink eye

      • Anonymous

        It's sand. They're on a beach.

  • http://www.thechive.com DistractedIndividual

    These are soooooo cute! #13 is my favorite:)

  • Kenai


  • Pat

    #10 "What did you do"?

  • Nelzy

    #23 is all spoiled with meat sauce. lucky

  • shark

    #10 that is the saddest puppy in the world!!

    • amrith777

      I'm thinking he fell asleep…I hope that's it anyway.

    • penguin slayer

      want to play with the poor little thing

    • Kelly

      Naw, he's just staring at his balls.

  • steve

    #18 herbivore foreplay

    • disturbed


  • hMMMM


    • V4Vendetta14


  • Lia

    I always try to not say “Awww!” but I always fail miserably…

  • disturbed

    #13 About as useful as my cat

  • Rob

    #22 How many times are you going to post this same picture?

  • F. Gump

    #7 There ain't nuthin' like a bag full of puppies.

    • vmax

      These are the runts being taken down to the river….

      • 1kissbee

        ^ ass

  • Nom nom

    The radio was playing arms of the angel by that Sarah mcsomething chick while I looking at this page got alittle misty eyed. DONT JUDGE ME!!!!! Then I heard don’t stop beleiving my journey afterward so I’m good.

  • duffer

    There is something paradoxical about coming to a website that offers pictures of a bag full of puppies just hours after tossing up pics of 60 hump day asses. I love the Chive.

    • amrith777

      Yes–it's pretty much got sumpin' for everyone!! Hence,the awesome site part of the logo–FTW!!

  • EdWood

    Challenge accepted.
    Not a single AAAWWW.
    Wait. What. Damn.

  • http://mydylan.tumblr.com/ Dylan

    couldn't help my awww's on #12 and #19 🙂

  • randy mcbadger

    #1 looks like its been kicken in the nuts

  • TitoRigatoni

    I made it to #20 before I said Awwww…

  • https://www.facebook.com/ilya.josefson Ilya Josefson

    Didn't say it once.

  • Boker

    Y U NO*

  • Birdhaus32

    #8 – kind of look like a bunch of very pointy nips.

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