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The dog’s name is Roscoe and the orangutan’s name is Suryia and they have been best friends since infancy. The unorthodox friends recently released a picture book about their relationship. In other news, they both swear they’re “just friends” but I don’t buy that for a second. I see love in their eyes.


  • randy mcbadger

    #5 makes me giggle

    • Flicka

      lol DO NOT WANT!

    • mostinterestingman

      We have potatoes and vine ripened tomatoes – But we have no bananas!

    • Mister H.

      what, a banana?

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  • Frank

    #9 A dog and an orangutan have a book, are famous and on The Chive. It's official – My life sucks.

  • Stafferty

    #5 Without the bananna, this could be documentation of domestic violence. Explains why Roscoe never looks the monkey in the eye.

    • Emilie

      Yeah, that banana was shopped in so this photo wouldn't hurt sales.

  • sheoncebelieved

    #3 kinda like Paula and John

  • misschris

    #6 D'AWWWWW! Cute overload. Now I miss my dog and want an orangutan…

    • noob sauce

      I miss my orangutan and want a dog

  • Frank

    Pretty funny stuff

  • Gomer

    Where's his chicken and waffles?!!

  • Firefighter23

    Tangs are apes not monkeys also a some what ok drink.

    • tret20

      i got the tangs part but the rest? umm…what?

      • The_Dood

        It took me a few tries but… I think it means: Tangs are apes, not monkeys. Also, (Tang is) a somewhat okay drink.

  • Brian


    Reminded of that jingle from the old kids doll.

    My Buddy….my buddy….my buddy and meeee.

  • EdWood

    And they called it "PUPPY Love".

    Or was that "MONKEY Love".

    • Jen

      quit all that monkeying around!

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  • Ken

    Video elaboration of these two here:

    • Anonamau5

      It's ok, I got it for you:

  • Dirk Dickem

    "Will somebody get this fricken monkey away from me?"

  • mattythegooch

    #1 – "THAT'S A LOT OF NUTS"!

  • charles

    ohhh sure turn a beautiful story into something morbid. lol nice work.

    • DistractedIndividual

      The truth sure can suck sometimes….. Meh, thus the circle of life keeps on rotating….

      • VapeFace

        yeah, doesn't take away the fact that your a Debbie Downer. This post put a huge smile on my face.

        • Flicka

          Most semi-intelligent animals outlive dogs. It's the adult humans who buy parrots that confuse me. It's not nearly as sad to outlive your pet as it is to have a pet that'll outlive you.

  • Selmy

    Someone should shoot that monkey. I hate monkeys.

    The dog seems pretty cool though.

    • Jen

      b/c they are smarter than you?

      • Selmy

        Nah. You know how some people don't like snakes, or spiders or whatever? I just don't like monkeys. For whatever reason since I was a little kid, they always made me uncomfortable.

    • sooper truper

      actually its an orangutang…not a monkey. Any stupid monkey would know that!

  • Michael

    Debbie Downer moment: the ape will outlive the dog by decades. I'd hate to see the day the dog dies.

  • VedHead77

    Just signed up for the miniature "Lap Orangutan" wait list! Can't wait for mine to arrive! *rolleyes*

  • HayzeOne

    Do I smell a buddy movie??

  • Henrik

    #2 Forbidden love.

  • VampJenn

    #5 that's pretty flipping adorable.

  • Victor Fernandez

    Chive to the broken-hearted😦
    thank you chive, you guys are making this so easy to overcome
    Chive On!

  • echogeo

    True. I wouldn't be surprised if his tail was wagging a mile a minute though.

  • echogeo

    You can bet that if anyone tried to mess with Roscoe Suryia would rip their arm off & beat 'em to death with it.

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