Daily Morning Awesomeness (20 Photos)

  • nick339123

    That's some intense planking. #1

    • kc777

      we call that turtle racing

  • Dan

    #14 and probably going 10 mph below the speed limit.

    • TheRealSnowman

      Luckily this has been made illegal on several stretches of highway/motorway here in Denmark!

    • Slappy McGee

      Most trucks on the road are governed at 65 mph. Not the driver's fault.

      • robinsos

        That doesn't mean that they have to play road regulator and block up traffic. I fu@$ing hate truckers who do this!

        • Jay

          So, your suggestion is that if you come up on someone going slower than you, you must just slow down for the rest of the day and stay behind them?

    • snoopdogg

      In Texas we call that the "Mexican Roadblock"

      • Sterrrrr

        At least while in most cities, on the interstate, in Texas, they can't be in the far left lane.

        • roberto

          In Oregon and California, they can get over, but they are required by law to travel at all times about 10-15 mph slower than the posted speed limit, so when one of these guys yanks his rig over, about 20 cars or more can be blocked until he gets back over…then the cars floor it to get back up to speed, and another does it a mile up the road.

          I HATE west coast 4-lanes.

          • EvilDungBeetle

            That actually looks like I-84 between Portland and Hood River too. Truck speed limit 50

            • Jay

              Actually, it's 55 in Oregon and California for trucks (and parts of Tennessee). 60 in Michigan and Washington. 65 in Arkansas, Indiana, Idaho, Montana (while cars go 70 or 75).

              Blame the states for the split speed limits. Ohio and Illinois got rid of their split speeds, and traffic moves much better in those states now and accidents have gone down involving big trucks. Go figure.

          • Ryan

            Is that what the law says, 10-15 mph slower? Jackass.

  • ACE

    #16 oh i see what you did there

  • Catence

    #18 – Oh wordplay. haha

    • Lex

      Me no 'merican. I don't get it! somebody explain, PLEASE!

      • waryee

        Those black thick rimmed glasses represent hipsters, they like to wear odd clothing to try to get attention that apparently they didn't get as kids. They also love to claim that they know about stuff before everyone else, before it goes "mainstream" (like that matters…) Anyways they're douchebags.

        Here is a link so that you can whoop their asses before they infect where you're from!

      • 4SOC20saint

        it's a reference to hipsters…you've probably never heard of them

    • herb

      No wordplay. That's actually what "mainstream" means; we're just used to seeing it used figuratively rather than literally.

    • Guibombe

      Fortunately, there's a wordplay… Otherwise, hipsters suck…

    • http://www.facebook.com/KaylaSmith43 Kayla Smith

      Does anyone else see a face too?!?!? It's too the right of the glasses….

  • MEH

    Nothing awesome in here. More like Fail-y Mourning Awesomeless

    • Sterrrrr

      Who died?

    • Monk

      Lot of trolls recently, right?

  • Bill

    #12 Woah i would be scared, that i could accidentally shoot my balls off

    • Jen

      it sounds like you have no balls, sir.

    • TITO

      What is it with people and making chairs (and thrones) out of weapons 🙂

  • https://twitter.com/NavjeetBajwa n_kb

    #4 looks like that Mythbusters dude

    • Broseph Stalin

      no… no it doesn't

    • Don350

      I Mean Why? the engine is useless here…

      • TitoRigatoni

        It's hooked up and plumbed, so it must be doing something. My guess is it's connected to the wheels, and the thing is actually driveable. Maybe it has tiny steerable wheels under the front deck?

  • http://www.facebook.com/a.d.lahey Andrew Lahey

    #20 Fuck the Squirrel. Where can I get a Snickers for 25 cents!?

    • Zip


      • https://www.facebook.com/people/Chris-Hood/100001542124492 Chris Hood

        Buck and a quarter for friggin' Snickers?! Release the damn kraken!

    • houtini

      I stayed on that pic for like 30 seconds and didn't see the fucking squirrel until I read the comments. I need a fucking coffee.

  • Joel

    #22 Hahah I loved that episode!

    • Zip

      wtf is this show?!?!?!

      • wintercoat

        That would be Married With Children. Ahh, crude humor before it became the norm.

      • tralfaz

        One of the best shows ever!!!!

      • http://www.facebook.com/PhacePlant Nicholas Warner

        Really??!?!?! REALLY?!?!?!!

        • tralfaz


      • Smarterthanyou

        Zip you idiot. Get with the program!

    • Mito

      One of the best episodes of the best show ever.

    • da2conan

      I love when they show pictures of their mother-in-laws

      • The Pict

        Oh god, I'd forgotten that bit. To friggin' funny!
        I do so miss looking forward to a new episode every week. Life just isn't the same sine Bedwetter B stopped laying down the cool lines. sigh……

    • MelToe

      This was the best show ever. Its even funnier the 2nd time around when your older. Watched all the episodes via Netflix on my lunch break on my truck radio/dvd player. Good times.

  • Patrick

    #22 And who says scissors cut paper?

  • Ouboet

    Find her! Both of them!

  • thursdaymofo

    #9 is hard to argue against.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Benton-McGrath/587208531 Benton McGrath

      the bottom picture made me flinch.. if that was in HD my hand would have reached for a gun before I could stop myself

    • tobuscus

      yeah ,dats ur online gf`s reality nerd.

    • Krystal Wulf

      Exactly why I'm always getting friend requests on PSN.

    • Ian

      Yes, she's ugly as sin, but let's face it: this is a pretty funny post.

    • Sandy

      Heck at least she knows she's ugly.

  • maximum high

    #17 Why does her expression give me the chills?

    • http://renounceapprehension.blogspot.com/ MrRushing

      because Leia knows what you've done… and that shames you…

    • Kodos

      Because of that raging coke habit she had at the time…

    • Sharky

      "You mean people can have sex …w/o incest? What, NO Way!"

  • http://www.facebook.com/#!/pages/Fans-of-HeartUnderTheRose HeartUnderTheRose

    #10 One of my fave movies ever! Even if I do always get the damn "Happy, Happy Turkey Day" song stuck in my head!

    • http://renounceapprehension.blogspot.com/ MrRushing

      "It's a bomb!"
      "What?!" I love it too and that movie is a record of the last time Joan Cusack was hot.

    • Nodaknotzi

      What movie is this please?

      • TITO

        Addams Family Values! Awesome movie!

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    #17 Blade Runner FTW!

    – the one you love to hate

    • Han

      you filthy whore

    • Zoey


    • Matt

      I seriously hope you're being sarcastic.

    • http://renounceapprehension.blogspot.com/ MrRushing

      stop instigating paula… you're not that stupid….
      ok, maybe you are but stop instigating!!!

    • EdWood

      Ohh, come on Emily.
      That wasn't even good bait.

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        Caught 5 so far ❤

        – not Emily, not 'Not Patty' either

    • junior

      Dumb ass, everyone knows that's presumed innocent…

  • alate

    #20 IDEA: train a squirrel to take electronics out of the ipod dispensing machines

    • amrith777

      There are ipod dispensing machines??Oh….like at airports and what-not?Yeah..I prolly don't get out as much as some here =/
      Anyway–brilliant idea B)

      • alate

        yeah, I saw them all over vegas, they would sell you ipods, cameras, videogames, pretty much everything

        • amrith777

          Well…I'll be darned.Guess I shouldn't be surprised–but anyway–thanks for your reply and Chive ON!!

  • riot

    #18 right there in the middle. i think there's a face on the rocks. thoughts?

    • http://jerseysfinest-bling.blogspot.com/ bling306

      saw the same thing

    • https://www.facebook.com/ilya.josefson Ilya Josefson

      I see it. Good eye solider.

    • http://www.facebook.com/KaylaSmith43 Kayla Smith

      Thank God!! I thought I was seeing things!! Lol!! 😀

  • 2857

    "i must return to my planet!"


  • Brain

    I don't always drink champange, but when I do I wear heels!

  • Dr. Evil

    #12 i like a chair of that……caliber

    • DCMOFO

      Looks like a good place to rest your arms.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Adam-Purcell/17815425 Adam Purcell


    • Just Sayin'

      I call Shotgun.

  • PhJ

    #12 makes me think of Tony Montana

    • tralfaz

      Say Hullo to my little frien, and foot stool.

  • JPC

    Hey everybody, did you know that Bad Teacher is in theaters tomorrow? Well, Bad Teacher is in theaters tomorrow. Bad Teacher. Tomorrow. In theaters.

    (I'll be waiting for my check, Chive)

    • Chivelovin'

      I see what you did there … well played, well played …

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Osvaldo-O-BatataDoce-Viegas/100001779767341 Osvaldo O BatataDoce Viegas

    Hi ppl! Long time Chiver, first time commenter here!

    #5 – 1st stage of child obesety : The Gressy happiness!

    • greg

      needs jelly

      • EdWood

        Already has honey.

    • Josh

      WTF is Gressy? You idiot, learn how to spell. There is nothing in that sandwich that says OBESITY. I see no GREASY happiness, just peanut butter, honey and bacon wholesomeness.

    • Ryan

      And now we know why you don't comment more often…

    • dizzard

      Don't treat the Chive like a radio talkshow please.

  • Stone

    Oh… the cold hard truth.

  • pud3000

    Why the internet sucks sometimes

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