You are stuck (30 Photos)

  • lemurfart

    #30 lol

    • equalizermax

      He didn't forget his phone but forget to put a new batch of tissue

      • Randy Gallegos

        1. pubic bathroom. 2. the tissue is in the corner. he's just avoiding the dreaded walk of shame haha

        • CalculatedRisk

          Man, I hate pubic bathrooms…

    • Sick

      oh common, shoelaces, a metal pole, jeans… plenty of stuff to go McGiver there

    • TWA

      looks like someone has some turtle walking to do

    • Allen


  • Brother Maynard

    Most of the pictures need to be captioned "Idiot."

    • Bert

      As should most of your comments.

    • kater

      and you should learn how to use the word "need"

  • KeyserSoze

    #30 I HATE that…

    • BigHate

      That's not so bad. It's worse when it's outside the bathroom.

    • Jak

      Be a man and fuckin grab it

  • KeyserSoze

    Also, #29 smokin' hot.

    • CalculatedRisk

      Is this another grab from the porn series that starts with 'smoking woman/women with their car stuck'? Remember seeing it in here recently… Hints, anyone?

      • Stone

        Judging from the car. No.

      • Ruffestneckaround

    • Stone

      Any decent looking girl standing next to a car that most of us will never have=HOT

  • J1J


    • Jay

      so far from first that you should hang yourself

  • pjsupremex

    #20 just how?

    • Mr_Rob

      No. Not "how" but "cow".

    • equalizermax

      Deal with it!

    • red

      And you just know the other cow is thinking "you dumb fuck".

    • Gern Blansten

      How now brown cow?

    • Jason Ciotti

      Prepping for when the NFL goes on strike this season.

    • doreen

      Brown Cow: Should I ask?
      Other Cow: I really wish you wouldn't.

    • dano

      the cow shoved his head in. as he lacks an opposable thumb and the range of motion of his limbs is insufficient to pull the toy car off. unfortunately his tail is not prehensile or long enough to pull it off either.

  • Jimbozo

    #4 The Police coming!!!!!

    • equalizermax

      They're stuck too #16

    • BentWrenches

      looks like he's already in jail

  • BentWrenches

    I Loled at #30

    • JHL1

      How is that stuck?
      Three rolls, one step away…. maybe the floor is lava

  • Mr_Rob

    I remember a chapter of "911" with a guy with his tongue sticked to the fridge… just like #3 but without the real audio from the call (with the tongue still stuck, of course…)

  • Ripple

    #4 hahaha stuck tryin to get outta jail

  • Scruff

    It's worse when there's NO toilet paper.

    • doreen

      Only magazines, or newspapers, and you left wondering which of those 2 will leave less papercuts on your ass…..

  • Larry

    How were you stuck? Couldn't you have just pushed the car out of the way?

  • BigHate

    LOL I thought the same thing. BRUCE YOU ARE DRUNK.

  • sheoncebelieved

    Ha Ha Paula's back…..#18 an d#28 both of those are paula

    • specv44

      Hey @Sheoncebelieved, when do we get to see that ass? Looks great from here 🙂

      • snoobs89

        sheoncebelieved is clearly a male..

    • Justin Kalman

      Laugh all you want…#28 became a steak dinner for twenty when they got it "freed".

  • Chris Arabian

    #14 at least yours was because she forgot to pull the emergency brake and rolled back. Where I work, the parking lot lines have faded but you would think people would park their cars in rows 2 deep. Nope. Every day, EVERY DAY, we have some dumbass who blocks someone in. It's not always the same dumbass either!

    • BamaJess

      That happens in Minnesota during winter too! Drives me nuts. You'd think that common sense wouldn't bail out with the first snowfall, but gheezus folks this is Minnesota! It snows nearly ALL YEAR! Parallel parking on a row for angled spaces, parked straight on an angled lot, etc. Its a mess! Ok, rant officially over!

  • Capt. Obvious

    #9 Isn't that nice, My "Bro" bulbs came up early this year.

  • Demon_Cleaner

    #1 Parallel parking: Nailed it.

  • chrisdg74

    #3 – I wonder if his classmates "triple-dog dared" him to do that?

  • PRChiver

    #22 Chive on from PR i think thats in mayaguez lol

  • Screwdriver

    #20 I told you are a fat cow and you shouldn't bey the Smart Car…..Cows like you need an SUV.

  • fed

    #1 ironically is that the tram on the right is from milan, and they hit cars pretty often… must be a curse 😛

  • windowlicker

    Because she is in the desert. I get hot when I'm in the desert too.

  • schango

    When you go college everyone drives a "shitty" car. It's called having your priorities straight.

  • bucket-barfing

    Resolution to #28:

  • Kaars

    #8… Only works in the movies, Ray.

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