Daily Morning Awesomeness (20 Photos)

#8 "Bitch, I told you a lime with my tequila shot. Not a lemon."

#18 $10,000? Clever girl..

#13 Looks like your Mistress only takes cash, huh?

#18 clever girl

#14 what an idiot

#5

Malcolm in the Middle FTW!

#10 – OMFG that must be, like, the most tender meat EVER!

#3 Meanwhile, in Korea…

#7 Where is this? It looks glorious

Is it true you struck Derek in the face
and he fell from the tree house?

I want you to know that tonight……I am gonna pleasure myself to
the image of you doing that to Derek.

It looks suspicious, but I'm with thom. Kids do this all the time. My kid wrote a paper in her 2nd grade class about her birthday party and how I bought all of her friends root beer floats. However, she forgot to write "root" and "floats". At least she spelled beer right….

#21 that cab driver been up so time hahahahaha

ghey

#22 NEVER GETS ANY FULLER!!!!!

It seems like #5 should have a silhouette of theater seats at the bottom of the screen

I found Waldo!

#9 #17 #19 thanks for the daily lulz chive

#20 i see what you did there…nice!

I think you need to add a number to this one, or someone's gonna assume you meant #2

#10 This is one of the most adorable things I've ever seen!! It's almost TOO cute <3

#6: try to steal my truck, eh? i showed them!!!
#13:shit man. lois is costing me a bundle in costumes.
#15: ironing makes me feel free….