Douchettes unite! …then follow each other off a pink jewel studded cliff (38 photos)

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  • Ben

    I'd hit that…

    • That Guy

      i don't see difference between douchettes and chivettes…

      • Not Sure

        Agreed. Most of these girls are smoking hot. I would hook up with almost any one of them.

    • TheBiffer

      I was thinking the same thing, I'd hit that, but I was thinking of using a 2 by 4 with rusty nails in it.

      • Conor

        Difference between Chivettes and Douchettes, douchettes have been hit more times than a tennis ball.
        I think the title needs to be changed to "Sluts unite!"

      • amrith777


        • TheChipification

          If they would leave out the duckfaces, ed hardy t-shirts and spray on tans they could be perfectly nice chivettes.

          • Savage

            Unfortunately if you took all that away you'd be left with a pile of blond hair extensions, acrylic nails, and cheap ugly jewelry.

          • amrith777


    • Ouboet

      If doing them is wrong, I don't wanna be right.

  • stillcoldinnorway

    well, i don't think i'd say no, but i rarely do..

    • equalizermax

      #5 – Oh, I'm so happy! I have big boobs!

  • Leonel

    Man, so trashy. So trashy.

    • Will Harding

      agreed, but trashy girls are known to be a little more promiscuous.

      • ROK247

        and herpes is forever

        • Larry

          It's cool, I'm a giving person by nature…

          • Will Harding

            strap it up before you slap it up? (Tim Westwood quote for all you Brits out there)

            • westwood hater

              i wish i could minus more thumbs from you, Westwood is a fucking pathetic excuse of a life

              • Church


  • Sped

    If you cropped #7 a little lower… Or just put a bag over her face.

    • Birdhaus32

      Just get rid of the blonde with the hat and all would be forgiven

      • ilovethechive

        Agreed….the perkies on the left are delish!

  • pjsupremex

    not all are horrible, for instance #3.

    • Dean

      For real? Look at the blonde's face on the left. Just look at it for a while. She looks a little retarded.

      • Punt 'em after

        So? So she won't realize that the "phone number" you gave her after bangin' her, is your locker combination at the gym…. I mean really. You'd be pissed if God made all women smart enough to know when you're just lookin to get your nuts off…

        • The ones

          amen to that. if chicks had brains bigger than that of a squirrel, we'd all be getting less action.

    • Hand of Fate

      The girl on the right is incredible. She should be found, if anything!

      • Jason

        Hell Yes!

      • Yo,

        I know her.

  • Rick Van de Schepop

    #8 seems okay 😉

    • Cavall

      Really? That was the pic that made me go ugh. Theres more plastic in that chest than a lego toy box.

      • Claudio Andre da Silva
        when i saw this i was like wuuuuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh (passing out), and then when i woke up i was like so long fake boobs i want the real thing!!!!!!

        • Randy Gallegos

          1. you have changed my point of view on fake boobs, FOREVER. my gf will never have them. 2. i need your address so i can come stab you in the eye with an ice pick, the way you just did me.

        • Randy Gallegos

          also, where'd you find the pic of paula?

  • Paula_

    NOOoOooOoooo douchettes!!! Feed me CHIVETTES!!
    #15 is forgiven though, can't get mad at freckled readheads ❤ ❤

    – the one you love to hate

    • MrRushing

      Really?! ^^^^Derrrrr

    • Paulo

      If I saw her holding cake like that, with that dumb expression I'd eat the cake, hit her in the face with the plate and say, "if you were Paula, you'd be dead by now!".

    • amrith777

      Yeah..she's ok but the hat HAS TO GO..and the expression.

      • Paula_

        Well the hat she can take off…
        I'll take her, after the cake!

        – the one you love to hate

        • amrith777

          Like a BOSS!! A troll after my own ❤

    • BAMFinater

      The difference between Gingers and Redheads.
      This is the former.

    • BlogNinja

      Her name is Phoebe Price. She's a useless douche.

      • Paula_

        She's a freckled redhead. Your argument is invalid.

        – the one you love to hate

  • rodneymullen

    mostly they look alarmingly alike those girls you use to post..?

    • P90X

      used to post? they look alot like the ones the chive posts now……

      • Dirty Dingus

        Ya, sort of looks like a mish-mash of Hump Day and FLBP.

        This is THE CHIVE…we want CHIVETTES!

    • Paul

      Take away the Ed Hardy Hats and they are

  • al15

    ill do #32

    • Ben

      Duck face is unforgivable!

  • ...

    I would… with a smile

    • Yep

      I'd do 'em all…

    • Tyler Z.

      obviously, I'd fuck em, but chances are, I'd have to talk to them first, and the last thing I need is another assault and battery charge.

  • Guse

    In all fairness, #6 appears to be a model on a catwalk… meaning, she’s most likely being paid to dress like that.

    • JAFitC

      She could have refused, citing fear of the fashion police.

    • Guest Commenter

      An' she smokin'!!! Don't forget that part.

      • Dan

        She looks like Dwyane Wade

      • Locar

        Are you saying that just to be nice? She's average at best, not a very nice body at that either.

    • Mel Gibson

      is it bad that at first i just thought it was a girl with a really dark tan and not her just being black?

      • MeatloafAlsoMeatloaf

        …the post was titled "douchettes" so it's not completely ridiculous, considering some of the douches posted. but yeah, still bad.

  • Chiveinator

    Nailed it!

    • Jen

      you mean "would nail it" ?

    • ROK247

      im thinking that she is most likely a stripper. which is awesome.

      • Randy Gallegos

        "gogo dancer" same thing, but without the payoff.

    • RobbieBobbie

      her hearts on the wrong side! but still.. i would..

      • Spivias

        i was thinking the same thing too
        is she really that douche to not know where her own heart is…..

    • Aeternus

      Thanks for sharing that you nailed a hooker.

  • Jon S

    A little off the mark today, Chive.

  • dagnut

    Once a girl is hot she can do what the fcuk she likes….

    • P90X

      yeah, but then it's in her best interest to "like" giving me a steak and blowjob.

    • Lev

      But duckface? Sorry, that's just inexcuseable. Duckface is the Nickelback of expressions – still out there, still doing its thing, despite nearly universal scorn.

    • Firefighter23

      Unless you know she's into the having sex with animals

      • snoobs89

        well put

  • MrRushing

    there's a lesson for you ladies; Hot & Sexy DOES NOT EQUAL Cool & Interesting

  • paul

    theyre trying desperately to make ed hardy sexy…

    • hMMMM

      got a good laugh at "for more classless douchettes, visit"

  • Krysta Lee

    Too. Much. Duckface. #2 and #3 is amazing though. =o

    • ilovethechive

      I sure like the way you think

  • Will Harding

    meh, don't see what the problem is, take thier clothes off and they'll all look a lot better……….

  • Chuckie

    I think the majority have slamming bodies – the only problem (and the dealbreaker) is that they've got "ho" written all over (or at least tramp-stamoed on their backs).

    #8 on the left looks like she's got a nice set though

    • b-ry

      yeah, but for all the desperate sexually-repressed virgins/basement-dwellers who are the main population of this site, hos and tramps are the closest they'll get to touching a tit, so they love them.

  • Chuckie

    #7 – on the left – whoops

  • Edward

    #5 I'm gonna go with shopped.

    • MrRushing

      Nope sorry, that's Coco, Ice T's wife

    • Killinem313

      Its not shopped her name is Coco. She is married to Ice-T

    • Rick

      You should see her from behind. not only has she had work done but she also has a specialized workout to make her ass disproportionate to the rest of her body. the results are disturbing and some how sexy. I wouldn't want my wife to look like that but nailing it just once would be totally awesome.

      • Jen

        im pretty sure she has ass implants.

  • rrraf

    whats wrong with #8 ?!

    • God

      you mean besides the fact her chest is made of plastic?

      • Bud Lee

        I'm ok with a fake set if they look good.

        • Randy Gallegos

          hers dont look good. look at the under boob area. THERE IS NO UNDER BOOB! it just seamlessly becomes a stomach. no thanks.

    • steve

      not one damn thing

    • Monty44

      There is nothing wrong with them…Randy is just gay and can't stand to look at b**bs…real or fake.

  • arturobizarro

    #29 – sorry but I can't complain about DEM ARSES

    • CT craig

      ya i agree… some of these are damn sexy! like #25 … i dont see whats bad?

    • bkfrijoles

      we need to find the one on far right!

  • Xisy

    Chive find them!!! and then kill them all with fire 🙂

  • AnyoneForCoffee

    Personally, I think 1-16 are mostly hot (exceptions are 4 and 12!)

    However from 17 onwards…….yeah, it all goes a little downhill then.

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