Billionaire Paul Allen’s $160 million luxury yacht. Is the price tag worth it? (14 photos)

Does that include a crew and fuel?!

Can I write "douche?"

good, cause it wouldn't make any sense to

whatever floats your boat.

he probably wanted "that tush", but the registrer had a hearing impairment…

Tatoosh? More like "Da Douche".

Or it's named after Tatoosh Island in his home state of Washington. But you may be right. Tough call, really.

Your post reads like a foreigner writing a joke.

Hold on, let me watch a movie about aquatic life because the ocean isn't RIGHT OUTSIDE. #10

He hires girls at every port.

Probably on the custom 40ft fishing boat that's carried onboard.

Hi, this is Paul Allen. I'm being called away to London for a few days. Meredith, I'll call you when I get back. Hasta la vista, baby.

His body is dissolving in a bathtub, in Hell's Kitchen.

There is a moment of sheer panic when I realize that Paul's yacht comes with a home theatre… and is obviously more expensive than mine.

not 160 million times nicer?

Yeah, but your English is twice as gooder.

Right there with ya. Slummin it in an $80 million boat myself as well.

it would take a helluva big wave.

a billion big waves never shakes a big ship much, but iceburgs seem to do the trick.

Since when is buying a lavish luxury an investment? You have something like this because you want it, not because it's a good investment….Real estate bubble mentality still permeates.

It's 303 feet long. That's a damn big boat. It would take one hell of a wave to even faze this thing. Oh, and I'd say I know a thing or 2 about boats.

haha nice one!

If foosball on a yacht is a bad idea, bowling on a yacht is even worse…

It's on the poop deck. Actually I don't know…I just wanted to say poop deck.

poop deck.

The whole boat is a pussy magnet.

the entire vessel is a vaginal attractant

C-c-c-c-c-c-combo breaker pussy vaginal magnet attractant!

Bold statement from the poor man

Get back to work Mike!

It is worth ever single penny! If you got the money! SPEEEEEEND ITTTT!! on bad ass sh$t like this!

He paid 100mil for it, he is *selling* it for 160mil.
Megayachts usually go up in value, not down.

Paul Allen is so rich, $160m to him is no different than one of us going to Taco Bell is buying a grande meal for $10

Probably not. 303-foot yachts ain't cheap.