Daily Afternoon Randomness (49 Photos)

  • yoyo

    #9 And I'm checking out Shay, so…Shay-ception?

    • tralfaz

      I wonder how many times John says to himself "DON'T STARE AT BOOBS, DON'T STARE AT BOOBS", while working with Chivettes?

      • DaddyD

        32.7 times per hour

        • Voucher

          I can also vouch that this is correct.

    • yawn

      More like Whore-ception

      • iloveQuatchi

        Fuck you

  • first


    • Coldzilla


      • copy and paste

        Well plated, sir. Well played.

        • copy and paste

          plated? Fuck me.

    • http://www.facebook.com/Chance11or Jeff Chancellor-Neely

      why dont you go practice drowning

    • equalizermax

      #31 – Like a Boss

  • james

    This girl loves food and beer more than an person, guy or girl, I've seen in while. I'm beyond intrigued I have to admit

    • chug

      That girl is seriously hot, CHIVE ON

      • dOOb

        I call dibbs on her…

  • bennyboy

    #3 hipster overload!!

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Andrew-Tarr/58203030 Andrew Tarr


    • its_forge

      Or a maitre d' on break and doesn't want to screw up his dry-clean-only $400 work slacks.

      • Fallacy

        I'm no fashion expert but I am quite sure someone wearing $400 slacks wouldn't pair them with $10 canvas tennis shoes.

        • its_forge

          He probably changed out of the $800 shoes too.

    • Napoleon C4

      Not Sasha Baren Cohen?

      • Borat

        … NOT!

        • Aeternus

          I chuckled

    • Jim Mao

      Yeah, right, the guy with the $400 slacks will be waiting on people…..C'MON!

      • Jen

        kill it with fire!

  • ferrel


    Methinks the chive is going to unveil another Fluvanna County tomorrow. At least I hope….

    • Lowrent75


    • Hobo w/ a shotgun

      I would love an update on Fluvanna Co.

    • Napoleon C4

      Apparently her need for help is not too urgent, since it can wait until tomorrow.

      • Observation


      • toby

        She cant remember whom she was with and where did she leave her panties last night ,that's her problem.

  • Intensemasterdebater

    #3 Fucking Hipsters….

  • Jason Dean

    #13 – Smile!

  • MOAR_dude


  • Intensemasterdebater

    #46 Pedobear Seal of Approval

  • peter f.


    I wish I'd spent my friday drinking a beer with a half-naked shay maria.
    in other news, my girlfriend is starting to gain weight

    • Let Me Try

      You're obviously not fucking her enough. Here, let me try.

    • itsobvious

      Peter you can definitely tap that ,just promise to make her famous.

    • nosebleed

      Hear that. 😦

    • Greg

      make her be on top….chain her up there if you have too

    • iloveQuatchi


  • Capitalsfan74

    #30 This is happening at my wedding. No ifs, ands or buts.

    • Hooooooo Damn

      That's like the guy looking at the douchebags post and saying, that's totally gonna be me from now on.

      • Capitalsfan74

        Yes, because I was totally being serious…

        • Hooooooo Damn

          If you weren't being serious, you wouldn't be so defensive right now.

    • Lol

      Your fiance must be a very lucky woman.

      • Jak

        I had a gf once that would do a keg stand in her wedding dress. Boy am I glad I avoided that train-wreck of a marriage.

  • TheBiffer


    Why do all these mindless bints take mirror pictures with cameras that have a f***ing timer?

    • Grammar Ninja

      I think the "mindless" part may be your first clue….

    • Brother Maynard

      If you were checking out the camera I got some bad news for you.

      • kgjg


      • Brother Maynard

        That I want have your babies via you're hot, sweaty, meaty injection into my fart box. Uuuuuhhhh…..Mmmmm,,…

    • Kelly

      Uh, because it's kinda hard to see the pose through the viewfinder if it's NOT IN YOUR HAND

      • TheBiffer

        Ah, very true, and you don't want to screw up the pose, because digital photos are impossible to retake if you get the moronic duckface pose wrong.

        • hrm

          The internet is yours and I would like you to come to my birthday party.

    • Rwj

      This is the standard attention whore pic taking pose ,nothing we can do bout it.

    • RamRod

      I think you are focusing on the wrong part of the pic. It seems to me that you are the mindless one that completely missed the point of the pic.

      • TheBiffer

        No, simply pointing out that these chicks could take better, more clearly focused, more widely encompassing photos of their cash and prizes if they were not limited to the mirror pose. It makes sense when they are stuck with a camera phone, but with an actual camera there's the possibility of a much better view of the T&A.

  • HankT

    #23…DAR indeed

    • Grammar Ninja

      That look … that look needs its own post. Unbuttoned oxford shirt and panties FTW!

    • Your Comment Sucks

      You may not be an asshole, but you comment like one.

    • truth teller


    • guest

      her man must be relatively huge compared to her. that shirt goes down to her knees practically.

  • lando


    make her a Chivette B) ———->

    • thesensibleone

      Dear god no ,don't drag her down to that level.

    • https://www.facebook.com/ilya.josefson Ilya Josefson

      Lando is a thumb whore

      • Juuuuuuuba

        You can really only be a true thumb whore if you have an IntenseDebate profile which keeps track of your rating.

  • tralfaz

    #23 Well thats one way to make the DAR.

  • That Guy

    #5 at least i'm not the only one who had a meth addict for a teacher. poor mrs. krabappel…

  • Sean

    what episode ist #26 from?

    • Coldzilla

      I believe thats from "The Leap", last episode from season 4

    • Episode

      "Das Inflataboot"

  • brony

    #21 Fluttershy

    • Anonymous


  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Keith-Piscitelli/1211787995 Keith Piscitelli

    #33, thanks Chive for ruining mermaids for me for the rest of my life…

    • BGP

      It's the "Not so Little Mermaid".

  • Homer

    #43 Epic ass is epic.

    • peanut3603

      Were talking about the chick with the back pack right?

    • JewLover


    • Isotoner

      Phenomenal ass and thanks dude for sharing it!

    • http://voyeur.posterous.com adam

      paying high as fuck rent in San Diego is worth the money when i see chicks like this walking around at the beach. well played friend. socal baby!

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=514615429 Pat Overton

      No irony or sarcasm involved, just want to tell the photo contributor "thanks" from a Chive "tush" fan. Good to know there are guys out there thinking about their fellow Chivers and and sharing their finds. Something I need to get better at myself. Chive on all!

    • Sick

      uhh, find her?

    • ant

      Mondays= day off (I work in encinitas) WHY WAS I NOT THERE???

    • ElBear

      sweet mother of perfection! an ass to remember!

  • Yo-go-tell

    #2 Might as well

    • Blumpkin

      What?! Tie the knot? Go ahead and "tie the knot" That's it right?

    • HUH?

      hop? leap? bounce? elevate?

    • Bluto

      Go for a soda?

    • http://twitter.com/ScottCO09 @ScottCO09

      The guys have introduced midair planking.

  • Buzz

    The lesser known sequel – The Not So Little Mermaid

  • http://thechive.com/ mattythegooch

    #3 – Spending all my resources to find a way to go back in time, and MAKE this fuckstain's dad WEAR a condom……………..

    • amrith777


  • oX_Animal_Xo

    #48 is the goose that may not end well!

  • Glam-sational

    #29 Aw nuts!

    • amrith777

      This is SO gay….but STILL not as gay as "Twatlight" 😡

    • Bucky Jones

      i think he's got more than nuts

    • duh

      While I loved football, track, and basketball back in high school, this pretty much explains why I never wanted to wrestle.

    • The Chivery

      Snapshot from the Chive meet-up.

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