It’s Monday, you could use some motivation (34 Photos)

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  • llronnyll

    #33 Yes… Yes they are.

    • COCO

      The nipples look deformed.

      • 40 YO V-Card

        I bet you think they feel like sandbags too?

        • bigdeal

          i knew this chick, yeah she was soo nasty , she liked to get down with sex all the time!!!! she was like do me ! me so horny!! i wanna……………………………..fuck….. sigh..

          • Shamshe

            I wish they were braile nipples
            anyone know who she is?

    • Kcruz09

      Not the only thing looking up

    • equalizermax

      I will be looking at this for hours

  • Anakrusix

    I couldn't stop laughing at #21. I wonder what the next caption is going to say.

    • Chemist

      I would guess something along the lines of "Noob, that's totally birch"

      • Anakrusix


      • its_forge

        It's bamboo = )

    • Paula_

      "Floor? What floor?"

      – the one you love to hate

    • Adrianna Lynn

      Maths isn't hard, but spelling is a different subject.

    • Chiveroni

      If you saw the floor, I have something to tell you…

  • cmonstur

    The thing in #25 is so ridiculously creepy to me. Nightmares for days.

    • KAIN

      I'D HIT IT

  • Smoke Dogg

    # 20 – Ahh shweet . . . she like Hello Kitty too!!

    • Sean

      #20 – you're welcome

  • EdWood

    You see flooring in that picture?

    • amrith777

      If so–then I have some bad news for you…..

  • Capitalsfan74

    #5 Ditto.

  • Button Masher

    What? Someone left a TV on somewhere? This is the 2010's, who does that?

  • pud3000

    #32 and #22, hilarious!
    #21 I've seen heaps on TheChive. Thanks guys!

  • Anonymous

    #14 And I’m guessing the key around his neck is for his safe deposit box at the Swiss bank!

  • Brian King

    #34 is Paula's boyfriend

    • twisty

      Is paula itself

  • Kenny Powers

    #33 they certainly are!

  • panama99

    #27 Man, I just want to give that thing a pull!!

  • #33 I would dial phones with those!


  • Paula_

    Right. "Meh, this was all stolen from Reddit" in 3… 2… 1…

    – the one you love to hate

    • ricky

      you're not funny you fat friendless single 40 year old women

    • Jesus

      You're stupid bitch

    • Hardcore Parkour

      Derp. Sarcasm is hard.

    • Netoward

      lol, the people who are thumbing you down haven't seen the other post, lol, nice one.

      – the one making line to marry you

      • Billy

        I just went to reddit for the first time. What a terrible format and the picture quality sucks. Who gives a fuck where the pictures come from as long as they are the best ones. Chive On!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • davisrj

    #14 And I'm guessing the key around his neck is for his safe deposit box at the Swiss bank!

    • BAMFinater

      But no hoverhand. He's doing it right.

  • Vince

    Chive!! you need to feature more comments on the first page.

    Double the number.

    • Billy

      Is it really that hard to click the little # 2 at the bottom of page.

    • GK-4


  • Stijn

    #12 Please find her…

  • misschris

    #9 Ugh kids are so disgusting..

    • ZachBob

      shoulda used a condom.

    • jasgat

      My question is how in the hell did this happen?

      • likes her own kids

        It's like an IQ test. If you leave your children unattended in the presence of, what is that, paint? You deserve what you come back to. That being said, I am not a fan of other people's children.

    • BloodScrubber

      I agree with the old saying…Kids are great, as long as they are someone elses!

  • USLethal

    #24, Probably because everyone else discovered that being in mid air trying to throw a hatchet at someone gives them plenty of time to shoot you when you….

  • McBeastie

    I would think that they have some kind of control as to what is put up on their site. It's not that hard to fix lettering under a photo.

  • liberty

    #33 i think her plastic surgeon used a butter knife.

  • EdWood

    Ahh, COCO.
    Long time no see.
    Cheer up dear.
    Could be worse.

  • DaddyD

    Vadar went down to Georgia.
    Vader when down on the Emperor.

  • gefundigeliebe

    #2 also: Mind the Gap and Photobomb. Well done!

  • Edward

    #33 tasty

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