More signs full of “WTF”- presented by our Chivers (40 Photos)

If you find any bizarre signs, amusing newspaper headings, inappropriate restaurant names etc, please send them to me at bringittobob[at]gmail[dot]com.

  • Gixxer


  • Facepuncher

    # 13. LOLZ!

    • tralfaz

      #13 there ya go

  • tommybhoy

    #10 But will there be more?

  • Lower

    #36. 3rd best tip is learn to swim?

    • dub

      # 1 Avoid Water
      # 2 Always Carry Live Vest

      • TitoRigatoni


  • bigb7965

    #36 looks like the kid wants to learn how to fly….

    • Jak

      He should see the people in #10 then

  • Fort Kickass

    No its not #8

    • yoselahonda


    • V4Vendetta14

      Not racist! Delicious!

  • Alorian

    #4 The bird is the word

    • 90sgamer

      Oh! Have you heard?

    • Chivelovin'

      Hey have you heard ? Heard what ?

    • TitoRigatoni

      The brid is the wrod

    • cheez it


  • Capitalsfan74

    #26 Short, sweet and to the point. I like it.

    • dub

      Like a blunt midget dipped in honey.

    • john

      And derivative of a an Ernest Scared Stupid line, Ernest FTW "Need I say more."

  • Mr.Primal

    #31 Mmmmmm Waffles…

    • MrRushing

      I'll bring the syrup.

  • Leonel

    #23 Man, this sure is convincing. I want some chinese food right noww….

  • cvtrpr

    #35 is five miles from my house….

    • 90sgamer

      We won't laugh at you.

    • Afghanistan2011

      Where is it?

      • John Eggett

        IDAHO FALLS, ID!
        God I love seeing something I've seen in real life on the Chive.
        Now if that only applied to FLBP…

        • dippy-doo

          Good luck with that, Dude. Idaho Falls, ID is more conservative and sexually repressed than Salt Lake City, UT!

  • hmmmmm

    Funny but still not funny enough.

  • Just Sayin'

    #16 oh for f**k sake america…

    • dub

      no entiendo…

    • Firefighter23

      Americans don't speak English, we speak American

  • todd

    #26, the welcome sign to Warner Robins, Ga.

    • itchy

      middle ga, on the map!

    • Yo Mamma

      Just went ther……I mean drove past there last week!

  • VanillaGorilla

    #28 Sounds legit! I'm SOLD!!!!

  • Dan

    #28 He sets up in Harrisburg PA every year.

  • Tobuscus

    Hello once again Douchebags…..

    • DistractedIndividual

      Careful…..Doctors don't like it when you talk to yourself.

  • pud3000

    Nothing worse than when safety gets in the way of things…

    • bunedoggle

      Safety third I always say and I've had no accidents since my last accident.

  • Tony

    Not for Chuck Norris, it isn't……

    • dub

      Chuck Norris once decided to make a vibrator that would simulate the size and power of his actual penis. The result was a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire and bolted to a jackhammer.

  • culpjp

    #9 is also my Tornado evacuation plan. The beer shield has never failed yet.

  • Married guy

    My wife doesn't like sex anymore. 😦

    • Gixxer

      Sorry to hear man…. Go to… and u can fap away!!!!

    • tralfaz

      Tell her to pretend she duz and your good.

    • Homer

      That is not what she said last night.

    • tralfaz

      Just tell her to pretend she duz and your good.

    • Nathan Hart

      Yeah she does, just not with you.

    • Unca_Ruckus

      Yes, she does.

    • Who cares?


    • evelyn

      maybe she just doesnt like you anymore…

    • OBX Man

      How many times are you going to post "My wife doesn't like sex anymore." Fuck your wife.Nobody cares.

      • Blumpkin

        I just did and she loved it. Not really sure what he is talking about.

    • cranked

      stop posting this everywhere on the chive. take it somewhere else, troll.

  • Alexandrov Andreseev

    #38 Awesome! xD

    • HuskerDu

      Located in Moore, Oklahoma… 'Merica.. Fuck Yeah!

  • zar243

    #26 No, no you don't…

  • Megalock26

    #24 F U either way… Priceless

  • tralfaz

    #8 Not if there names are Maple & Brown Sugar, Maple is the boy's name I think.

    • TitoRigatoni

      Ah, that's how come the girl dances so good.

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