Daily Afternoon Randomness (47 Photos)

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  • Man Card Association

    #23 bitches love to drive

    • ROK247

      brake on the left, gas on the right there gabs

      • rlmnofjean-ious


    • Angry Kid

      Give that bitch a kitchen.

      • Zach

        Ever heard of the woman's movement? Move it into the kitchen.

      • Dougie

        wanna hear something funny?……….. women's rights!

        • Billy


    • equalizermax

      Gabby go back to the kitchen!

      • Steeb

        she was tryin to take a shortcut….through the wall

    • dub

      Good thing her parents bought her a brand new car.

      Neighbors saw this coming a mile away.

      • Gabe

        Actually it was mum's car… woops.

    • Bingo!

      Female dogs can't drive. Now if by "bitch" you're referring to females (naughty language) they do in fact love to drive! Nothing beats a nice day driving with someone you care about.

      Here's a tip: open the window and let the wind run through your hair…close your eyes for a second or two and pretend it's God softly blowing his breath of love.

      Chive up!

      • Anonymous

        I know you're trying to troll, but I mostly find your comments insightful and entertaining.

        • Bingo!

          (sigh) I guess you're alright too.

          • Charlie Kelly

            I got the Lord, I got the Lord, I got the good Lord is going down on me. I got the Lord, I got the good Lord is going down on me.

      • methhead

        Yep. God's love breath. Gotcha. The world has been returned to order.

      • Charlie Kelly

        I'm in love with a man. What? That's right. I'm in love with a man named "God". Does that make me gay? Gay for God? You betcha!"

    • reme

      Why wasn't #4 and #23 posted together, Chive? You missed a golden opportunity!

    • Dan

      Woman driver = No survivor

    • Paul

      The double thumbs did get a laugh out of me.

  • bryce

    Best $10 I spent in a while. Very proud to be a Chiver today.


    • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1064188593 Josh Gorter

      Wow 21k in just half of a day. It is kinda of amazing to see how everyone comes together, and by just giving a few dollars can greatly impact another persons life.

    • Lilli's Mommy!

      thank you so much from Lilli & myself

      • Guest Commenter

        I sent John's post to my (34 week (8.5 mos) pregnant wife on Dr. ordered bed rest), she called me in under 5 minutes, crying and said "I can't finish it." I asked if she saw the part about donating. She said "no, but that's why I was calling, have you sent any yet?" So on behalf of Mommy (preggo), Lily (2.5yrs old), and Daddy, thank you for sharing your story with us. Hope you smiled today.

    • equalizermax

      That laptop is expecting to have a big trouble…

    • http://twitter.com/erinwillett @erinwillett

      SO happy to see the goal not only met, but exceeded!

      • Evan

        I have to admit I was thinking 'it's going to take a while to raise that kind of cash'. But Lilli's story was so compelling, the chivers are so giving, and John is the established king of viral stunts. it's like the perfect storm of goodwill.

        • switch_24

          20+ thousand in under 2 hours is unbelievably awesome, chivers!!!

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        That was just a matter of time obviously but it still happened far faster that I'd imagined. Remember the Fluvanna County post? Stuff like this is why I seriously love the Chive (yes, seriously).

        Anyway I have to end with some nagging of course: Chive, why do you now even repost several pics that you posted earlier that same fucking day!? I am disappoint.

        – the one who fucking loves the Chive!

    • http://www.thechive.com DistractedIndividual

      Ditto! :)

    • matt

      Seriously, me too.

    • Crime-Dog

      Same here! That is awesome!!!! Go Chivers!

    • Zodiac 308


    • romaniac

      hear hear

    • zym

      Proud to be a Chiver!

  • Borat

    … NOT!

    • Alex

      #14 Only in Tijuana

      Had to use your comment on first page to put mine, hope you dont mind

      • Blumpkin


      • Borat

        I support your war of terror.

      • http://www.thechive.com DistractedIndividual

        Nice move. ♥

    • 6655321

      Very nice.

  • Johnny Tsunami

    #2 I have the weirdest boner right now

    • COCO

      Me too and I am a woman

    • Oasis

      your fetish would be called a furry.

    • Anonymous

      Is it a hook? Nevermind…I don't wanna know

    • MOAR_dude


    • Bingo!

      Even if she is wearing a Winnie the Pooh head, she should still wear some sunscreen.

  • Spencer

    What a badass day on the Chive

    • Dude

      #33 HOLY SHIT SHE CAN LEVITATE…hey…whats that kid doing with his hand…

    • https://www.facebook.com/jason.ciotti Jason Ciotti

      I thought that was everyday?


    #43 My thoughts exactly…

    • Ian

      The gifs of horny/bitchy/slutty Emma Watson are always hot.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1016426503 Martha Fitch

      I didn't think I could love Emma Watson more, until they made her make fun of Kristen Stewart.

  • bman

    #8 & #25 makes it all worth it… chive on

  • poppa bear

    #47 Chivers gonna Chive indeed

    • locojuanpa

      is wrong to tell… Find her?

      • ben

        guys i think i know this hot girl, she lives in manchester, i think she's 20 now… nicest tits ever… really sweet girl too, her names hannah and she's asian :D can't believe she's a chiver!!

    • Del

      FAPPERS gonna FAP

    • Zach

      I little thick for my taste. Love the big'uns though.

    • Doug

      She is perfect for all my tastes. I would totally enjoy sexing each other with this perfect gal

      • Goose

        At first I thought you said sexting

    • jkk

      i just want to ask…
      what took you so long

    • Ted Stickles

      more of this lady please??

    • http://twitter.com/#!/gfeinberg86 GreyGhost9

      Chivers also going to stare at your boobs. Quality boobs

  • glc

    #39 His left hand is hovering

    • woolanoow

      Man…the girl on the right… she got some breasts :)

      • Zach

        Push-up bra.

    • Jimmy

      and so is my pecker.

    • RamRod

      He is very astute. That girl is holding her hips and not putting her hand around him. Or maybe I'm wrong and he's just a pussie

    • http://www.facebook.com/beerian Brian Avila

      I'm sure he's just hoping to do the other one.

    • switch_24

      yeah, partial hover hands.. tsk tsk.. if you're gonna wear the logo shirt, you have to man up!

    • Marios145

      Desperately trying not to hover-hand

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_


      – the one you love to hate

  • God

    Stop talking about me, you don't know what you're talking about.

    • dub

      Babbelfish! YOU SHALL NOT PASS!

  • http://www.facebook.com/Mr.Smilezzz Aaron Burns

    #25 yes please!!!!

    • adktd


    • COCO

      Cover up yourself. I do not want to see your belly button or skin.

    • equalizermax

      Yap, your boobs are still there

    • sheoncebelieved

      weird forehead hair….

      • Napoleon C4

        … can totally be overlooked witha body like that.

  • Angry Kid

    DAR is late, beat co-worker with keyboard.

    • QWERTY

      I'll make that into a rage wolf macro

  • disturbed

    #6 #7 SO Awesome!

    • Joshua

      Totally save the tear up moment with a "o hai" moment.. well done chive

    • Chong

      My dog looks like that when I get high…

    • Robinsos

      Chive Win!

    • Very cool

      Exactly what I was thinking. So fkn awesome. I'm a cold-hearted asshole and I'm in tears.

  • Mr_Rob

    #2 Is it weird to find this sexy?

    • Zach

      Depends on how the porridge taste.

    • Bud Lee

      Google "furry"…. bunch of people find that sexy.

    • TitoRigatoni

      I hope not, that would make me very weird

  • http://twitter.com/irlNick @irlNick

    #25 do i even need to say it? Find her/MOAR!

    • hMMMM

      This looks like an old pic…meaning she is probably a BAAAAAAAD milf now! Agreed….FH!!!

    • markv

      seems to be an italian showgirl Alessia Ventura

  • combat_carl

    #1 like a boss

    • hMMMM

      …who has driven his company into the ground

      • HUH?

        ……..completely lost his mind, and decided he would go fishing.

  • cashmoneybrian

    #47 does it for me on so many levels

    • cashmoneybrian

      def chivette of the week

    • KeyserSoze

      curvy and gorgeous

    • rich


      • nevermore

        you are a fucking idiot if you consider women of that build as fatty,you probably like fake tits and size zero waists.

        • my5tika1cll

          I am sure that he probably has his own man tittys to play with. I personally think she is gorgeous with curves in all the right places!

        • windowlicker

          If not fatty, how about attention whore?

  • equalizermax


  • Rose


    This is just a great day. $21,000 on its way to Canada. Got to give John some credit today. He's proving his rise to greatness is no accident

    • rocky

      Both the RESIG brothers are making smart moves right now. today was something special for sure

    • dub


      • gofistyourself

        admin.. delete this loser ^^^^

  • http://www.facebook.com/bubblebob Ricardo Cruz

    #44 Up , the homeless version

  • medtxpack

    Thumbs up for Chive, Thumbs down for Reddit…

    • ROK247

      if it wasnt for reddit, where would 95% these photos come from?

      • detroller

        i dont even go on Reddit. The layout is too chaotic. I like the chive because they are clean and organised, removing the mud from the clay. :)

        Viva la Chive!

      • Bluto

        Submissions from Chivers?

    • jason

      honestly, don't make it about that. Reddit doesn't like the chive but we're better than that. we know they take plenty of photos from theCHIVE. in fact, most redditors widely acknowledge this.

      Chivers play above that rim. If redditors use our photos, great. it makes somebody happy out there. it's not us vs. them, guys.

      • medtxpack

        i didnt mean to ingnite the fire, i hate how text cant deliver tone as well. i was more like this….I am Ron Burgundy???….

    • Joe

      If you separate them, you can get real numbers to the vote. Thumbs down for Chive (down only because its not to make me feel better about myself)

      • dub

        There is something deeply flawed in your voting system.

  • Zach

    #29 Fvck you, bitches!

    • Johnny Tsunami


    • Mike

      More like F#@* you birches!

    • amrith777

      Come at me,Bro….

    • ruhroh

      That's no oak either….

  • Bill

    #47 where do i sign up for that? :-D

  • Handy

    another great edition of Daily Afternoon Re-posts.

    • United States of ME

      No one said you had to look at them.

      • Mr. Obvious

        How else would you know they were reposts?

    • who cares

      #6, #47

      and be gone with you

    • Glenn_Coco

      right, because everything on the internet is posted by the creator and only in it's original place. amirite?

      Get over it.

    • brian


  • Urban

    #27 This just happened in Florida. http://www.foxnews.com/us/2011/06/27/photographer

    • obobo

      it cant be real otherwise we would have seen him shit him self

    • gromtown

      yeah except thats a great white shark by the looks of it…not a spinner shark whatever the hell that is

      • hMMMM

        Yeah, the size difference between a great white and a spinner is rather noticeable…but cool story nonetheless, bro!

      • Different Guy

        Comment on the link with out actually looking at the link, nice. It's a video of a shark spinning through the air and jumping over a surfer who is lying on his board.

        Perfect basis for a "In Soviet Russia…" joke.

    • Goose

      That guy's Facebook profile picture for the rest of the week.

      • Marios145

        Rest of his life

    • Billy

      Wow a fish jumped out of the water. What are the fucking odds?

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