Daily Morning Awesomeness (20 Photos)

  • someguy

    meh. . .

    • detroller

      Lets make you dumb first post worth while…. WHAT DA HECK IS #11 i dont get it DOH!

      • Mr. Eff

        Goldeneye on the N64, one of the best fps videogames ever made.

        • Steveystevesteve

          Thumbs'd down because you said "one of"

          • Aeternus

            Quit whining.
            It was totally awesome though.
            Everyone was always whining when you took Oddjob, because he's so small, so I took Jaws instead and silenced them.

            • miles

              yea, jaws didnt match up well with oddjob.

    • Bingo!

      Instead of saying "meh" you should explain why this particular posting gives you little satisfaction. Far too many people nowadays don't articulate their thoughts, instead they say things like "LOL" – but I find it hard to believe they are really laughing out loud.

      • Blumpkin



    SECOND! 😀

    • Bingo!

      Having a real race with friends can be an excellent way to challenge ones self and a super way to get some exercise!

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_


    3! 3! 3! 3! 3! 3! 3! 3! 3! 3! 3! 3! 3! 3! 3! 3!

    Oh and #8 Planking WIN!

    – the one you love to hate

    • Bingo!

      Planking is dangerous. McDonald's is unhealthy.

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        Yeah, living is dangerous too.
        And Bingo is for old people. So, how good are you at pleasing the old people? Does it pay well? When they come, does it really taste like lemon?

        – the one you love to hate

        • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1654449324 Ryan Smith

          Metamucil actually…but nevermind that

        • Bingo!

          Bingo is NOT just for the elderly, it is a riveting game of chance and a fun way to make some new friends! And no, when they come to me their breath doesn't smell like lemons, usually all I can taste is wisdom and generosity. When they 'cum' I usualyl just taste baking soda with a light pepper taste.

    • Gern Blansten

      New campaign to boost Paula's ratings. Give her a thumbs up for everything, kill her trolling status.

      Plus, when are you going to post pictures for us? your avatar is hard to fap to.

    • That Guy

      Planking is the dumbest thing since Fridays w/ no Chivettes, HOWEVER, this one is pretty frickin' sweet!

      • http://www.thechive.com DistractedIndividual

        Correction…Dumbest thing since Rebbecca Black

    • Aeternus

      Didn't you mean to say turd instead while you were on the toilet posting this?

    • Conor

      Planking is the most retarded thing on the internet since Rebecca Black.

      Get me my rifle..

  • Lower

    #21 Too much awesome for 2 wheels…..

    • Feeder of Trolls

      "Move along. Move along!"

    • Bingo!

      My comment earlier must not have been entered correctly. This morning I posted that dirving a motorcycle can be quite dangerous – I suggest getting proper lessons first – and ALWAYS wear a helmet and safety clothing.

    • saywhatqueer

      I would hit them with my car, HARD

      • Napoleon C4

        No, the better thjing is to either bump them into a head on collision a tree or to tether them to such a tree so that they spin around it until finally crashing into it.

    • andy

      hope one of them is a hot chick…otherwise…gay geeks…not that there is anything wrong with that…

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=761074582 Jessica Condrey

    #5 I love layin in bed and listening to it storm at night ❤ its romantic too 😉

    • Laurie

      I love summer storms too, it's even better if it gets cooler after them!

      • Aeternus

        I totally agree.
        The air is so crisp afterwards, way better than the humid air before the storm.

    • bacon of hope

      Yes, yes. For I love bangin the shit outta my broad by candlelight with a fierce storm stirring about in the night.

      • The_Dood

        Could've said it better, but you got the gist of it I suppose…

        • Greg

          no no, that was near perfect

      • Awesome

        Comment of the day.

    • http://www.thechive.com DistractedIndividual

      I love the calm before the storm more but they are lovely:)

    • Bingo!

      Although storms can be a pleasure to listen too – they can also be quite dangerous. In a storm, remember to stay away from windows, and unplug all electronics. here's a tip: when you see a lightening flash count slowly, "one one thousand, two one thousand, etc." until you hear the rumble – taht is how many miles away the lightening bolt is.

      Chive up!

      • Awesome


  • Dingo8MyBaby

    #5 I do. But it took me forever to finally not be afraid of them.

  • MigraineBoy

    #3 I think she's farting.

    • wogitalia

      You mean he right?

      • crazydog


    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1015730580 Robert Batson

      whats wrong with her (body part)?

  • Dan

    #13 had me laugh. Wake me up when it gets close.

    • Bingo!

      Snakes shed their skin often.

      • JAFitC

        Turtles, not so much.

  • WeebleWobble

    Sucks that #3 was the only chick featured in this gallery. And she’s functionally an asshat.

  • https://www.facebook.com/JustinVincentHall Justin Hall


    Son, I are preased.

    • Christine

      Stolen quote from Genghis Khan

  • http://nyan.cat/ NYANNYAN



    • BananaBilly

      Would someone please make a gif out of #4? FOR THE LOVE OF THE INTERNET MAKE IT HAPPEN

    • Captain Cool

      Miaow Miaow Miaow Miaow Miaow Miaow Miaow Miaow Miaow Miaow Miaow Miaow Miaow Miaow Miaow Miaow Miaow Miaow Miaow Miaow Miaow Miaow Miaow Miaow Miaow Miaow Miaow Miaow Miaow Miaow Miaow Miaow Miaow Miaow Miaow Miaow Miaow Miaow

      • Aeternus

        You remind of the cat kid that's Brick's friend on The Middle.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=667795076 Justin Barbour

    #20 How many fucking museums do they have! Seriously socks? That's you're museum idea? Socks!

    • Juice Box Brandy

      You're ahsumm commint roks my socks!!

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      It takes 10 minutes to see everything there but it's still bigger than the museum of American Culture… go figure.

      – the one you love to hate

    • Random Crazy Guy

      I think he said something like:
      "Why some sock look like penis?"

  • STZA

    Nothing beats coming home drunk as hell on monday night, smoking a few bowls and catching up on the chive

    • Bingo!

      Although you may find this routine temporarily relaxing, I suggest returning home and making a nice salad, grab your fave pillow and read a classic which you've always wanted to read – but maybe felt a little apprehensive at tackling it's complex language.

      Here's a tip: keep a dictionary next to you and look up words you don't understand – it will make the book much mroe interesting and you will be able to impress all of your friends (and people you would like to have as friends) with a vocabulary that could only be described as "great!"

      • Hoser


    • Beats It

      A blowjob.

  • Simon

    Daaayum you really get up early to post these pics huh? Keep up the good work and yes #5.. storms are fucking awesome!

    • JPC

      You can set posts to get posted at a certain time. They've had pictures early in the day, showing Jon, with a caption saying "This is Jon putting together today's DAR last night" or something like that.

  • 2857

    "look at all the fucks i give"

    • Edward Colon

      *Says your mom on the set of Trailer Park Gang Bangs Volume 12*

  • gefundigeliebe

    #8 most embarrassing cause of death ever.

  • ChaCha

    I want to take part in the reading rainbow flash mob so bad!

  • Chiveinator

    Damn,where can I get that jacket?

    • tralfaz

      North Korea

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1521060132 Sterling Crawford

        Burrington Coat Factory

        • TitoRigatoni

          ok, I laughed out loud at this one.

          • tralfaz

            Me too

  • houtini

    #22 Just wow…

    Who knew cats loved balloons that much?

    • William

      Was I the only one playing the Mission Impossible theme song in my head?

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=514615429 Pat Overton

      Well played Mauer…….B)

    • Zach

      Bloody cats.

    • Edge

      Finally, a cat I can respect. Not like but repspect.

  • Meh

    Original Source or GTFO.

  • b-ry

    #20why do they have a picture of Jackie Chan at The Gap?

    • DCBizzle
  • Dan

    #6 and #8 Flash mobs and planking are both stupid as hell. WTF is wrong with people who think they are cool?

  • punisher

    #10 That tree is a chiver.

    • jpete

      "That tree is a redditor."

    • jpete

      "That tree is a redditor."


  • Meh

    Not awesome enough

  • Tim

    #4 Eating carpet and shitting rainbows since '99

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