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This game, called ‘Let’s Be Safe!’, actually exists. And I won’t lie, this post is random as all hell. But somehow it made me laugh. What can I say I’m a child of 80′s lessons and propaganda.
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These are more like guidelines not rules right?
Well duh…. consult your 80's trading cards…
#10 Screw that, I'm petting that dog he looks awesome
just leave the mother f…ing dog alone!
Problem: You are bored and have nothing to do.
Solution: Go to theChive. Tell a grown-up.
This is some awesome stuff. For mature and sophisticated and cultured and also sophisticated chivers this stuff is obvious, for for 4 year olds this stuff is gold. And since it is in game form little kids will actually WANT to learn this stuff.
Also, #19 should be "don't tell kids secrets because kids are stupid and will tell everyone"
Wait…isn't #1 the same guy as #6?
Problem: A strange looking bear asks you to come with him.
Solution: Go with him because he probably has some kickass bear friends.
#13 .. NEVER EVER SAY NO since it's your friend.
#13 alcohol is bad ? oh my god!
They should use this in schools now. After watching the news, I can tell that a lot of kids are fuckin stupid and have no common sense.
Problem: U bitch about the content that you get on a website for FREE. Solution: GTFO if you dont like FREE stuff
Its not free, you're paying them in ad revenue
#20 could have got some