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This game, called ‘Let’s Be Safe!’, actually exists. And I won’t lie, this post is random as all hell. But somehow it made me laugh. What can I say I’m a child of 80’s lessons and propaganda.

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  • the creep.

    So, why is this propaganda? Are children supposed to walk into random strangers homes n shit?

    • AnyoneForCoffee

      Neither!

    • ThatGuy

      The problem is that relatives and "friendly houses" are orders of magnitude more likely to be involved in the molestation of a child than a total stranger. A lot of child molesters prey on their own children btw. Stranger danger was actually detrimental to child safety. Don't you watch criminal minds?

    • Hana

      Anything that uses the term "marijuana cigarettes" is propaganda.

  • jason_in_pc

    #13 ok folks, i have serious beef with this one!
    cause hey… free beer is free beer

    • guy

      And alcohol is good for you .. they found this our recently

    • Larry

      None of my deadbeat friends would ever offer me free beer. Therefore, the only logical conclusion is that the person offering me the beer is a serial killer.

    • NW_Islander

      only accept free shots

  • yo yo ma

    Problem: You tell everyone you're going to lose a ton of weight in a ridiculously short period of time and will update the site regularly charting your progress
    Solution: Ignore the problem and hope it goes away.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000588661061 Preston Allred

    dont talk to strangers but go to a random house when your locked out

  • mitter78

    pedobear does not approve

    • Chihuahua

      #19

  • PedoBear

    Deos not approve

    • lifeguard

      you should approve of this one: #26

  • Hich

    #21

    The look on that dude's face is… haunting.

    • guy

      its just another awkard boner

  • Guibombe

    Lucky I stopped reading them at the 5th one. Worst Chive post yet.

    • Shawn

      gtfo

    • ImpressMe

      If you stopped reading at the 5th one….how do you know? dumbass….

  • droopaloop

    I feel like I should photoshop Pedobear or Herbert on some of these…

    • E.V.L.

      … Herbert with popcicles!!!

      • bigdeal

        get your fat ass back here…..

  • ProfessorJive

    I feel like I've been the strange dude in #18 on numerous occasions…

  • Mero

    #26 looks like it's created a bigger problem..

    • http://www.facebook.com/doron.haviv Doron Haviv

      "ask the nearest pedophile"

    • buster cherry

      Hasselhof will make everything alright.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=786440649 Chris Arabian

      That lifeguard looks even creepier than the apparent pedophiles in the other pages hahahahaha. Nice tighty whities.

  • tret20

    #26
    ya that lifeguard looks safe and not creepy at all

    • jasgat

      He's sure as hell making sure she get's a crotch shot… Holy shit…

  • KeyserSoze

    I wish I could have those few minutes back… BTW, whats the update on Lilli?

  • NoMoGeronimo

    #26….can't find mom or dad at the beach? Go over to the lifeguard who's junk is hanging out of his shorts….

    #15 and #18….simply awesome…

  • Alec

    lmao what useful information. Solution to every problem: don't do it!

  • Event Horizon

    Problem: A stranger with a gun tells you to give him all your money.
    Solution: Just say "NO!" Tell your parents.

  • disturbed

    If someone offers you drugs, remember to say 'Thank You' because drugs are expensive.

    • dom

      Let me think how many times ive see that on the internet……hmmmmm only about 10,000 times. You must be very original

      • Bingo!

        dom – don't be a jerk.

  • http://twitter.com/#!/gfeinberg86 GreyGhost9

    #3 when kids were actually left home alone, now parents never leave their kids.

    • Guest Commenter

      For real. Are there any latch key kids anymore?

      • http://twitter.com/#!/gfeinberg86 GreyGhost9

        I dunno, there should be

  • equalizermax

    #17
    Now children what do we say if a Stranger give us pills?
    Say thank you because Medicine are expensive.

    • yoyo

      Quit hijacking posts, you asshole!!

      • hater

        Thats all he does….a fuckin retard 12yr old I assume

        • Bingo!

          Are you children the posting police? How CUTE!

          • HANK

            Hijacking posts is the best way to get on the front page. I love it. Post hijackings make my dick hard.

  • mattderry

    #24 solution : toke that shit up!

  • HSoup

    #5 What if the nearest cash register is in a strangers house?

  • Bless1

    WOW, waited all morning for 3 lame gallerys. Yesterday yall nailed it. Today was a fail so far, even hump day was very mediocre. Lets step it up and build a consistent week of awesomeness Chive.

  • Mememememememe

    Can these be a little smaller? I can still kinda read them.

  • Roadie

    So, basically, be a stuck-up asshole to everyone.

  • bob

    #13 When a friend offers me beer or wine, I always say YES. (Unless i think i will have to buy the next round)

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