80′s safety game has great lessons for the “life illiterate” (27 Photos)

June 29, 2011 | In: Funny, Kids, WTF

This game, called ‘Let’s Be Safe!’, actually exists. And I won’t lie, this post is random as all hell. But somehow it made me laugh. What can I say I’m a child of 80′s lessons and propaganda.

the creep.

So, why is this propaganda? Are children supposed to walk into random strangers homes n shit?

AnyoneForCoffee

Neither!
ThatGuy

The problem is that relatives and "friendly houses" are orders of magnitude more likely to be involved in the molestation of a child than a total stranger. A lot of child molesters prey on their own children btw. Stranger danger was actually detrimental to child safety. Don't you watch criminal minds?
Hana

Anything that uses the term "marijuana cigarettes" is propaganda.

jason_in_pc

#13 ok folks, i have serious beef with this one!
cause hey… free beer is free beer

guy

And alcohol is good for you .. they found this our recently
Larry

None of my deadbeat friends would ever offer me free beer. Therefore, the only logical conclusion is that the person offering me the beer is a serial killer.
NW_Islander

only accept free shots

yo yo ma

Problem: You tell everyone you're going to lose a ton of weight in a ridiculously short period of time and will update the site regularly charting your progress
Solution: Ignore the problem and hope it goes away.
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000588661061 Preston Allred

dont talk to strangers but go to a random house when your locked out
mitter78

pedobear does not approve

Chihuahua

#19

PedoBear

Deos not approve

lifeguard

you should approve of this one: #26

Hich

#21

The look on that dude's face is… haunting.

guy

its just another awkard boner

Guibombe

Lucky I stopped reading them at the 5th one. Worst Chive post yet.

Shawn

gtfo
ImpressMe

If you stopped reading at the 5th one….how do you know? dumbass….

droopaloop

I feel like I should photoshop Pedobear or Herbert on some of these…

E.V.L.

… Herbert with popcicles!!!

bigdeal

get your fat ass back here…..

ProfessorJive

I feel like I've been the strange dude in #18 on numerous occasions…
Mero

#26 looks like it's created a bigger problem..

http://www.facebook.com/doron.haviv Doron Haviv

"ask the nearest pedophile"
buster cherry

Hasselhof will make everything alright.
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=786440649 Chris Arabian

That lifeguard looks even creepier than the apparent pedophiles in the other pages hahahahaha. Nice tighty whities.

tret20

#26
ya that lifeguard looks safe and not creepy at all

jasgat

He's sure as hell making sure she get's a crotch shot… Holy shit…

KeyserSoze

I wish I could have those few minutes back… BTW, whats the update on Lilli?
NoMoGeronimo

#26….can't find mom or dad at the beach? Go over to the lifeguard who's junk is hanging out of his shorts….

#15 and #18….simply awesome…
Alec

lmao what useful information. Solution to every problem: don't do it!
Event Horizon

Problem: A stranger with a gun tells you to give him all your money.
Solution: Just say "NO!" Tell your parents.
disturbed

If someone offers you drugs, remember to say 'Thank You' because drugs are expensive.

dom

Let me think how many times ive see that on the internet……hmmmmm only about 10,000 times. You must be very original

Bingo!

dom – don't be a jerk.

http://twitter.com/#!/gfeinberg86 GreyGhost9

#3 when kids were actually left home alone, now parents never leave their kids.

Guest Commenter

For real. Are there any latch key kids anymore?

http://twitter.com/#!/gfeinberg86 GreyGhost9

I dunno, there should be

equalizermax

#17
Now children what do we say if a Stranger give us pills?
Say thank you because Medicine are expensive.

yoyo

Quit hijacking posts, you asshole!!

hater

Thats all he does….a fuckin retard 12yr old I assume

Bingo!

Are you children the posting police? How CUTE!

HANK

Hijacking posts is the best way to get on the front page. I love it. Post hijackings make my dick hard.

mattderry

#24 solution : toke that shit up!
HSoup

#5 What if the nearest cash register is in a strangers house?
Bless1

WOW, waited all morning for 3 lame gallerys. Yesterday yall nailed it. Today was a fail so far, even hump day was very mediocre. Lets step it up and build a consistent week of awesomeness Chive.
Mememememememe

Can these be a little smaller? I can still kinda read them.
Roadie

So, basically, be a stuck-up asshole to everyone.
bob

#13 When a friend offers me beer or wine, I always say YES. (Unless i think i will have to buy the next round)

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