80′s safety game has great lessons for the “life illiterate” (27 Photos)

#16 – “The kitchen is thataway!”

#16 – "The kitchen is that-a-way!"

#9
Really? Ask a grown up who is playing "pocket pool" to help. Good call Pedo Bear…..

If they offer you marijuana cigarettes, say no. Tell them you only smoke from a bong or a vaporizor because that's the safe way to smoke pot.

#10 there is something weird in your neighborhood

solution: GHOSTBUSTERS!

Usually after an old creepy man asks a kid to keep a secret he puts them on their lap and does stuff, you know, "It's our little secret!"

#26 – If a grown man wearing short shorts stands in front of you like this, turn around and walk away as fast as possible. Tell an adult.

Wow, now I know what to do in every circumstance of my life; world's filled with creeps n pervies everywhere…

in #9 starts the paradox

ummm? i dont remember these?!

Let the memes begin…

Problem: Every day you get dragged around the track at school by your underwear for being such a freak.
Solution: Live in your mom's basement, and build a website called "The Green Onion" until you die.

Ouch. Harsh.

Problem: A friend asks you to play the "Let's Be Safe" game.
Solution: Just say NO! Tell a parent.

I just figured Whitney ran out of stuff to take off… no more incentive.

They should still make these. All good advise here. Not sure what the joke is?

I would not own any pets if i stopped helping stray dogs

#19, #20 and #21 are so creepy…

I hummed The Safety Dance while reading…….

Where can I get this game for my kids???

I don't remember being this worried about getting raped when I was a kid.

y u no stfu? bad engrish funny idiot.

#6 #1 Isn't the neighbor you go to in 6 the one you're supposed to say No to in 1?

So this is a board gam dedicated to detering pedophiles and creating narcs?

Solution: make sure you have enough to share =)

let's be DB