80′s safety game has great lessons for the “life illiterate” (27 Photos)

These are more like guidelines not rules right?

Well duh…. consult your 80's trading cards…

#10 Screw that, I'm petting that dog he looks awesome

Problem: You are bored and have nothing to do.
Solution: Go to theChive. Tell a grown-up.

This is some awesome stuff. For mature and sophisticated and cultured and also sophisticated chivers this stuff is obvious, for for 4 year olds this stuff is gold. And since it is in game form little kids will actually WANT to learn this stuff.
Also, #19 should be "don't tell kids secrets because kids are stupid and will tell everyone"

Wait…isn't #1 the same guy as #6?

Problem: A strange looking bear asks you to come with him.
Solution: Go with him because he probably has some kickass bear friends.

#13 .. NEVER EVER SAY NO since it's your friend.

#13 alcohol is bad ? oh my god!

They should use this in schools now. After watching the news, I can tell that a lot of kids are fuckin stupid and have no common sense.

Problem: U bitch about the content that you get on a website for FREE. Solution: GTFO if you dont like FREE stuff

#20 could have got some