I hate my job (30 Photos)

  • disturbed

    #1 Uh-oh. Guess we're all fucked.

  • Jak

    And I'm a fuckin retard who doesn't look what he typed before submitting

  • The Bandit

    #1 ..that makes two of us…

  • frank

    #17 What's wrong with a rice dick?

    • zachinacubicle

      I Guess it was the Cod filling?

    • DaddyD

      I asked for my rice in the shape of a dick.
      The chef refused, saying, "You're a prick."
      And he went back to the stove, the rube
      Before I could ask for a mashed potato boob.

    • Frank's Wife

      Fall's apart when I try to use it.

  • http://www.facebook.com/a.d.lahey Andrew Lahey

    #25 Hairy boobs are the WORST…

    • Dave

      Let's see more of her! Vote up!

    • Barry McKokkinner

      hmm, flat stomach and great boobs. I like her! 🙂

    • Lisa

      All kidding aside…it is a problem. The hair gets every where & people tell the naughtiest jokes. "How much would you charge me to mount my wife?" "You have a great rack," then look at the antlers behind me. "How do you like your beavers?" {facepalm} And they all think it's the first time anyone has ever said it.

      But yes…it's a cool gig. Peeling snakes is ENTIRELY too much fun. 🙂

      Thank y'all very much for the compliments. Boobs are fun. Mine aren't spectacular, but they're mine. 😉 Chive on.

  • Kaars

    Maple Syrup or GTFO!

  • Intensemasterdebater

    #17 And all the sushi chef's were fired that day…

  • KYLE

    #7 should be ‘Doing it Right’. That’s clever.

  • zachinacubicle

    #25 I don't get it… that would make my job better. Come stand in my cubicle so I can take a closer look.

  • Chris_Mason

    I'd like to punch them in their stupid goose faces!

  • bettingonthecubs

    #30 could have better…I would have said exit 329 was the only one open

    • its_forge

      Yeah really! "Exit 329 is the last open exit before [name of town a hunnakajillion miles down the road]. Better get the hell off already!"

  • http://blog.tomsforeign.com Edward

    #2 Puke!

    • schnit123

      A lot of people deliberately don't clean their coffee cups because they believe it adds to the flavor of the coffee over time. The practice is especially popular in Italy.

  • http://www.facebook.com/Milosimmons Emilio Rodriguez

    #23 so what??…here at Baja its 118 outside, indor without A/C its like 100 ….

    • emilie

      Seriously, #23. Grow a pair. Be sure to check out the TX drought/wildfire mess, too.

    • concertante

      Lucky Phoenix person!!! I keep my a/c set to 84 and also have to emopty the dehumidfier in my basement every day!!!

      • Ryan

        Yeah seriously when the temperature gets down to 84 at work we call that winter time.

  • equalizermax

    #2 – Burn it with FIRE!

    • Tchive

      You are not a native english speaker.

      • equalizermax

        No, we speak english here in Fiji Island……………. Problem?……………….B)

  • Gary

    #25 but being a taxidermist must be so cool!

    • Lisa

      Taxidermy is awesome. Really & truly, peeling snakes, turning the ears on deer, using my auto-tanner, airbrushing, the habitat, all of it is so much fun. I love it. 🙂

  • http://www.myspace.com/theamericanmaniacs BentWrenches

    #20 totally feel for ya bro!

  • equalizermax

    'merica – gets all the Canadian Shit!

  • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=776740181 Michel Payette

    #25 BURN – THAT – BRA!!!

  • oX_Animal_Xo

    #26 Ouch, WTF! Made me lol when I saw it.

  • Johnny Two Toes

    Funny how a lot of these were recently posted on the Cheezeburger site mthruf.com…

  • Jason

    "Canadian geese" They are called Canada geese moron. Are they from Canada? Heve you checked their IDs

  • ROK247

    they will seriously screw your shit up if you piss them off. and if they have babies RUN AWAY

    • hMMMM

      I've seen them in action before, and although vicious, I don't give a fuck I will boot the shit out of a goose if I'm ever attacked!!!

  • Balorati

    I'me more disgusted by #6, no self-respecting adult should have High School Musical posters in their cubicle.

    • Balorati


  • Ernie

    #21 I laughed so hard

  • Hunter

    Sorry Guys, I'm shooting them as fast as I can!

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