Big gulps, huh? Allrriight. Welp, see ya later. (23 photos)


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  • CarTuned

    #18 #17 Doin it right

    • http://www.youtube.com/user/ADHDavenger13?feature=mhsn Firefighter23

      *WARNING!* *SLUT ALERT!* *MAXIMUM SLUT LEVELS DETECTED!* *SLUT SPILL IMMINENT!*

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        Noo, noo, nooo… Marriage Material! 😮

        Hugs,
        Paula
        – the one you love to hate

        • Guest

          One night stand material more likely

        • http://www.facebook.com/codealpha Terry Burke

          if you marry her the sex will stop

          • jimmy

            I'm pretty sure she'll be eating cookie dough all throughout the marriage…even after she becomes a porker and you beg her to stop

    • http://man-lair.com Stafferty

      You missed #22.

    • ROK247

      mmmmmm cookies and beer.

    • Zach

      Like a bitch boss!

    • Sick

      i feel for these girls' dad 😦

    • tommy2X4

      Aww, they wouldn't have to strain their mouths that much for me.

  • intensedebate1

    YOUR AN IDIOT PAULA

    • bryan

      *You're an idiot.
      Sorry I had to!

    • Coldzilla

      "Your"?

      I LOVE irony! 😉

    • huy

      where's paula? i miss her.

    • http://www.facebook.com/codealpha Terry Burke

      i thought paula would have something to say, i' m surprised she didn't

  • bettingonthecubs

    #22 Lucky Ice Cream Cone

    • idunno

      word.

    • duh

      Lucky bikini bottoms

    • Chazz B

      bryci is such a hottie

  • Haters

    I want to milk you with my mouth! #6 NOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM

  • 123

    #20 There's yer problem, right there

    • isawoj

      How the hell does it take you that long to stop?

    • Johnny Two Toes

      I remember this, it was in Montana a year or two ago. The roads around here get a little boring and you can start to doze off when BAM guard rail.

  • saltygary

    #17 is that a long-neck?

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=514615429 Pat Overton

      And then some!

    • EdWood

      I'd say more like a deep throat.

    • Dan

      It is now.

  • jason_in_pc

    #9 my world just stopped

    • Shameless1

      Leaving work right now to go to grocery store….cannot wait

    • https://www.facebook.com/jason.ciotti Jason Ciotti

      Do that with 2 Oreo-centered Chocolate Chip cookies….

      • Robinsos

        Awesomeness overload!!

    • Nate2003

      this stopped me as well. *GASP*

    • Ryan

      We are in the presence of brilliance.

    • Just Sayin'

      So will your heart after eating one of these! 😛

    • Dr_StrangePants

      a dentist's wet dream

  • pat

    that john denver is full of shit

    • http://www.facebook.com/codealpha Terry Burke

      what is the Soup Du Jour?

      • ilovethechive

        I dont know but they have it every day

        • http://www.facebook.com/codealpha Terry Burke

          ummm you're fired. the correct respons is "it's the soup of the day." then i say "mmmm that sounds good, i'll have that."

  • http://twitter.com/BarrowsBOY @BarrowsBOY

    yes.

  • The Bandit

    #2 invisible elephant dick

    • jason_in_pc

      you sir, are a dirty minded genious!
      sinuses are acting up and i snotted myself in front of co workers when i saw that.

      • The Bandit

        …well thank you!

      • Matt

        Genius you are not.

  • yawn

    Meh…..

  • DOG

    #18 find her

    • http://www.theanisette.com Daris

      Wherever she is, she's more than likely got some fierce knee calluses.

  • Kaars

    #10… That is one very Chive-Worthy coincidence

  • Minion78

    #4 Cats are so awesome haha

  • al15

    perfect post before lunch!

  • Harry

    Nice Set of Hooters…

    • Harry

      the Owls…they're beautiful!

  • Maynard B.

    #17, #18- Phone numbers please!

    • VedHead77

      They are on the bathroom walls, and they are all legit.

  • KeyserSoze

    fffffffffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu………….!!!!!!!!!

  • Kodos

    #11
    I would be more aroused if she would get off the damn phone…

    • http://renounceapprehension.blogspot.com/ MrRushing

      took the words right outta my…..mouth…..
      typing that felt weird

  • Bree1912

    #1 Terrified of those bloody things!!

  • zachinacubicle

    #5 umm why just one piece?

  • Dr3xell

    #18 #17 lol do broads have any self respect anymore? Like don't get me wrong, it's funny as shit, but really? Posted all over the net?

    • bman

      They may not have posted, but they sure as hell posed. Wouldn't want to be their dad, but I wouldn't mind a date or two

    • peanut3603

      Broads aren't really people like us guys, so it really doesn't matter.

  • oX_Animal_Xo

    funny, like when we used to climb the rope in gym class?

    • Joel

      hahaha I was thinking that line while going through this!

  • KyndigAzhei

    6, 8, 16, and 22: if you noticed the mouth first, I have news for you…

    • James

      That a guy likes warm, moist, orifices that can hold penile objects that belong to the male species?

  • yoselahonda

    …and still survive?

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