Daily Afternoon Randomness (48 Photos)

  • Brother Maynard

    #45 I should visit Spain.

    • COCO

      Trust me that is a man. Still hot!!

    • Brad

      this girl is 1 in 1,000,000, Spanish beaches are full of fat old retired Germans and English people…

      • benninj

        I've been to Spain 12 different times and have only seen a hand full of overweight women. She is more like 1 in .025 women. Get it right.

    • Vball For The Win

      I enjoy beach volleyball anywhere, not just Spain!

      • Brad

        I enjoy a perfect bum anywhere, not just España!

        • anti

          Perfect bum ? You mean a boys tush ,the chivers love them ,puke.

    • nemesis

      Don't bother, bo-spliff.

    • This Guy

      Just got back from Spain and this is not a anomaly!! This was type of beauty was all over the beaches.

    • Bring It

      3 words for ya…
      Vid E O

    • Effed

      My battalion got deployed to Spain and I got to spend the first few months there. Instead of getting to stay to enjoy this kind of thing I get to spend the rest of my deployment/summer sweating balls in Africa…Shit!!!

      • itsme

        what he said im in the same boat gotta love africa bub

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    #21 aside, mêêêêh DAR! Better watch something sexy instead: http://bit.ly/fTtVEr

    – the one you love to hate

    • sheoncebelieved

      I love you Paula, can we go on a date sometime?

      • Billy

        That was some serious sarcasm………

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        Show me a pic of your ass first.

        – the one who doesn't trust your profile pic

        • sheoncebelieved

          refreshed for your enjoyment

          • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

            I said ASS not ABS! (just my luck; I run in to a deaf chick).

            – the one who still doesn't trust your profile pic

    • andy

      I dont hate you………..

  • george

    #9, #10

    CONGRATS on your Chiver!

    • Ashiee19

      What a cutie!! 🙂

      • HAWT

        MOAR of Ashieee pls.

  • Homer

    Problem: Six bewbs and only #2 hands.

    • sheoncebelieved

      Yeah, I fear the same problem…one mouth too

    • F. Gump

      Problem: Six bewbs and 1 duck face.

      • Jason

        That duckface is Sara Jean Underwood. Is she exempt?

        • http://www.facebook.com/johnbbest John Best

          Jason, did you post this…..LOL…If so awesome.

          • Just Sayin'

            Well his name does appear to be "Jason"….so i'll go with yes on this occasion 🙂

      • ROK247

        duckface i can live with – look at the rest of it FFS!

    • Optimist

      Challenge accepted

    • Blumpkin

      I don't see that as a problem because I'm good at juggling

    • keithisonfire

      duckface acceptable…. on account of her being fucking hot


    I'd play just the tip, wiggle it around a little bit, see how it feels.

    • http://twitter.com/erinwillett @erinwillett

      wow, I can't believe you typed that.

      • DCMOFO

        Yeah, I'm quite the catch.

        • Called Out

          How does it feel, when you are called out for being a douche?

      • Awkward Moment

        I can't believe you responded to that!

      • Napoleon C4

        Wow, I can't believe DCMOFO just butchered that quote: "Perhaps play a little game called 'just the tip.' Just for a second, just to see how it feels. Or, ouch, ouch you're on my hair."

    • Glenn_Coco

      or maybe a little "ouch! ouch! you're on my hair!"

    • Brother Maynard

      I can't believe it's not butter.

  • zman

    #1 I fear the ginger mullett!!!

    • sheoncebelieved

      that is one badass haircut….and not one fuck is given EVER by that dude

    • http://www.thechive.com DistractedIndividual

      Will haunt my dreams for a week….

    • FIND

      Find her…..!!1!

    • carucha

      i hate u soulless motherfucker ginger

    • Tropsmurf

      Bit of trivia, the guy in the middle looks like Wyatt Roy, Australia's youngest Member of Parliament at 21 years old. I bet he wishes his constituents looked more like #2

  • steve

    Why is there a shark in the desert?

    • steve

      i meant #25..oops

    • Brad

      baja mexico maybe?

      • snoobs89

        a buttload of fake maybe?


    #5 I don't know him, but I hate him…

    • Mmhmm

      They met at a syphilis dating website.

    • Jen

      he probably has a big shlong and fat pockets. or a good sense of humor?

    • ROK247

      shes not wearing a bustle…

  • forlay

    #33, #38

    it had been too long…

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Seriously never going to trust the Chive again in this field, NEVAAAAAAHH!!!!!!

      – the one you love to hate

      • amrith777

        Yeah..fooled me,too…bastards!!

    • #387

      This penis surprise didn't fool me for one second, two months ago it would have! Thanks chive, you are doing a good service here!

    • Ladyboy Killah

      33-38 – Chive, just stop. Stop it right now. Or I am going to straight up cut a bitch.

    • http://twitter.com/#!/gfeinberg86 GreyGhost9

      She this is why i cant find Asian women sexy, you never know which one is a man!

    • snoopdogg

      seriously Japan… WTF.

  • Chivers

    Chivers gonna chive!

    • thesensibleone

      just kill yourselves all of you :@

  • Intensemasterdebater

    #5 And she is definitely losing….

    • COCO

      Do not judge a book by its cover. He could be famous, rich, or have a big package.

      • Aides

        Or they both have AIDS.

        • daveh873

          or she used to be a he

          • dixchix

            she's #33

            • wintercoat

              Or, y'know, she's not a superficial bitch like the rest of you.

              • Alex

                yeahhhh…i don't think so ._.

              • Nah

                No, that's… that's definitely not it.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001597163874 Jorge Cubillo

      macaulay culkin??

    • eo2

      Douch duck?

  • KeyserSoze

    #21 That's a cute bird! Also, there is a parakeet in the picture.

  • VedHead77

    #26 Great shot!

    • steve

      Her ass is probably used to getting pounded that hard.

    • john v.

      I like the way her butt jiggles just a little when she leaves the slide. awesome.

    • andy

      All of you are heartless bastards…that looked painful…

  • larry


    You made it!

  • equalizermax

    It's about time

  • Red Daisy

    #33 – #38 is just down right wrong

    • COCO

      True, but I am pretty sure you would still do her/he. I would too and I do not have to be drunk .

    • oX_Animal_Xo

      Don't you mean "down right Wong"?

      • Do it wight


    • VedHead77

      The nose and chin are significantly different. I smell, err…suspect this isn't the same person.

      • Pboat

        yeah the nose on the female pictures are much flatter . Significant skin texture and cheek bone difference between #37 and #38. Not the same person.

        • Napoleon C4

          You all are analyzing this far too much. Because of the Chive, we must assume that all Asians are really men. Sorry, but there is no alternative.

  • Dan

    #26 Nice view!

  • http://www.facebook.com/Chance11or Jeff Chancellor-Neely

    #45 I'm moving to spain

    • Ripple

      you might be onto something here topless volleyball and drugs are legal hmmmmmmmmm

    • amrith777

      I hope she has some serious sunscreen on cuz all I could think of was "Man..that's gonna HURT!"

  • pablo_v

    I'm gonna throw this out there, but I think guys are attracted to women more than girls are attracted to guys. Women are beautiful. Shit straight chicks love chicks

    • sixgun

      Even gay dudes love chicks!

    • Jimmy C

      Which proves the theory that all women are inherently bi.

    • evelyn

      not true, i love me some penis

      • Alec

        lmao what an awesome comment evelyn

        • Shawn

          you really thinks it's a girl?

          • Kelly

            no but I think YOU are

  • dustin


    Erin, what's the bird's name?

    • Chris

      I'm gunna guess…. Samson?

    • RGH

      Lovely as always Erin. Thanks for the submission!

  • ezhammer

    #21 lucky yellow bastard

    • KeyserSoze

      I totally read that in comedian Bob Marley's voice. NiIce.

      • Badfish

        I read it in Bruce Willis' voice, ala Sin City

        Had to google "Comedian" Bob Marley, I had no idea such a person existed. That dude has an unfortunate name for someone working in showbiz.

  • http://www.facebook.com/Chance11or Jeff Chancellor-Neely

    #10 be careful of pedobear. no child is safe

  • KeyserSoze

    #48 Bayonetta?

    • Dazilla

      holy hell my jaw hit my desk.

      • Called Out

        You should use a better glue.

    • TheDarkKnight


    • dwgrift

      the shadow remains claim…

    • https://www.facebook.com/ccumiskey Chuck Cumiskey

      Stratosphere Sensational! All hail Geek Queens!

      • b-ry

        of course she's a geek! look, she's posing with a star wars character! same lame old schtick. Next.

        • Halfasandwich

          Go eff yourself. She's actually a geek. You're the same asshole that bitches they don't post real girls. Then when they have the balls to do it, you ridicule them. Why bother coming here anyway?! There are plenty of places you DNA complain about fake broads.

    • wtf

      can u say PERFECT BODY? tasty as fuuuuuuuuck

    • stephanie

      I love geek girls…and she is oh so cute

  • Ripple

    #4 FIND HER

    • COCO

      It is probably in the toilet by now. Brown, watery, stinky, but could be still eatable.

      • Ripple

        ill pass on the postmortem burger but a gallery of a ridiculous burger would be on the level

        • KeyserSoze

          That would be pretty sweet….

      • ssstoopid

        What would Bear Grylls do?

        • Glenn_Coco

          piss in your milkshake and then ask "are you going to drink that?"


    • 4everDistracted

      Made me lol…

    • KeyserSoze

      I'm still laughing at this one…

  • http://twitter.com/MrChAndy @MrChAndy

    #25 Oh god, hell is breaking loose.

    • willy

      its man bear pig

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