Go ahead, play with your food (35 Photos)

  • Facepuncher

    #13. Give that bitch sausages. Bitches love sausages!

    • I'd punch your face

      Give that bitch original comments. Bitches love original comments.

  • august west

    3:06 am east coast (me), 12:06 am west coast (chive)…might as well have some awesome food for the new day.

  • https://twitter.com/NavjeetBajwa n_kb

    #21 theres no way thats possible…strawberries are hollow in the middle and could never sustain a sculpture like thaatt!!!

    • http://www.thechive.com DistractedIndividual

      Photo-shopped, just Google images of strawberry sculptures and it is clear. Worth 1000 has it.

    • http://www.myspace.com/theamericanmaniacs BentWrenches

      Yeah, I called B.S. on that one right away


    #23. 'MERICA F YEAH!

    • 6655321

      Oh man. I wish we had a place like that around here.

    • Jason

      Didnt these things originate at some minor league baseball stadium in St. Louis?

  • derka

    #27 stuffed crust

    • Firewalker

      I'd like to butter that bread….if ya know what I mean.

  • Green 1210


  • Captnjack

    #16 That looks like it might taste funny to me…

  • owlsman

    #7 best game ever made

  • sarcasm

    #13 I think my girlfriend prefers necklaces of the pearl variety…

    • V4Vendetta14

      But does she object to getting "egg" in her hair?

  • xXbeermonkeyXx

    #12 why all this waste?? eggs go in burgers and pizzas, not into stacked works of art

    • The Foley

      This is true but don't you just want to push him into it? Or run through it just as he's gotten the last egg into place (I know they're probably hard boiled but a man can dream).

    • R-Dub

      Wait, eggs in pizza? Confused.

      • amrith777


  • DeRaNgEd

    #24 I find it hard not finishing a box of Oreos, to have the will power not to eat it while sculpting is skill.

    • gdlee


  • Matt

    #13 I'd eat her meat.

  • kng_nthn

    #23 I thought about that like 2 weeks ago, damn!

  • http://twitter.com/danlundberg1 @danlundberg1

    #1 mark ingram?

    • JDF

      Yes…yes it is. Roll Tide!

      • Paul

        War Eagle!

    • gdlee

      Damn sure is! Roll Tide Roll!

  • Penrath

    #23 would be better…if you …**burp** added a fried egg…. 😀

  • http://renounceapprehension.blogspot.com/ MrRushing

    "Black Mesa For the Win! That was a joke, HaHa, fat chance…"–GLaDOS

  • davey

    is insane!

    • http://www.thechive.com DistractedIndividual

      is shopped!

  • Bill

    amazing artwork phototshopped or not

  • BaJezzus

    Hey hey heyyy. Smoke Weed Every Day. Then eat a #5

    • http://www.thechive.com DistractedIndividual

      Mmmmm, craving one now:)

      • http://www.myspace.com/theamericanmaniacs BentWrenches

        A toaster strudel? or a bowl of weed?

        • http://www.thechive.com DistractedIndividual

          Both would make my day better:)

  • equalizermax

    #1 – Taken from a Subway Restaurant exhibit

  • Hardcore Parkour

    The lockout man. Forcing athletes to get regular jobs.

  • Raph

    #21 is fake no doubt about that. is 23# what heaven is like?

  • Sick

    #33 true, true

  • doreen

    #16 That's an early Trip Down Memory Lane for anyone in the UK and Ireland.

  • ...

    smoke and a pancake?

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