Daily Afternoon Randomness (37 Photos)

Hey All,

No sexy Chivers today, it's been an eventful week and I haven't had time to scratch the surface of all the Chivette submissions, all apologies.

I'm on a plane drifting over Arizona on my way to Nashville to visit theBERRY sisters and get a much-needed vacation. I don't believe in spending the 4th of July in a place that doesn't actively promote explosives.

It's been a great week and, on behalf of all the Chivers, have a safe and happy 4th of July!

Chive On,

John

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  • bman

    #2 #37 Perfect ending to a week and great start of a holiday!

    • absolutcarcrazy

      Agreed! Happy 4th, Chivers!

  • Your Mom

    #34 Awesome!

    • Your mom

      Dude, you took my name. lol. Thank you chive for the fireworks #34 and the tush #37.

    • bman

      Thanks mom

  • Whooaaa Hold On

    What happened to sexy chivers?>????

    • parker j.

      John was busy with more important things, forever changing a little girl's life in Canada for example. he didn't have time for it this week. deal with it B)

      • Honrydog

        Shut up Parker J – Jon could've done both, its not like this Chive donation for the little girl took up a great amount of time. he was probably busy drinking, tanning, and getting laid.

        • Waylon

          So what if he was? It's his company. He can do whatever the hell he wants with it. The joys of being in charge.

    • Jak

      Don't read much, huh?

    • Billy

      Learn to read……………

    • craigarlen

      can't you read?

    • Vagina Jones

      Something something read.

      • nemesis

        You win.

    • Readin is cool

      The reading raaaaaiiinnnnnnbooooowwww.

    • Whooaaa Hold On

      My bad, I did actually wind up reading about the SC thing, but fuck man… it was defcon 3, I didn't have time to read, just react.

  • I_am_elf

    #7 can we swap jobs for a week? You won't regret it..

    • Angry Kid

      Let me swap and you will definitely regret it, but in the best way.

    • Napoleon C4

      I guess those who work for the Chive can choose to wear clothes, or choose not to wear clothes. How many of us can say that?

      • Logan

        Well be a stripper.

    • Sick

      patti needs glasses

  • WillowIsMyFavorite

    #4 Almost as good as Willow's GAP…

    • JpJ

      I think that is Baby Gap

  • http://twitter.com/#!/gfeinberg86 GreyGhost9

    #37 that is how i like to end my week!

    • Tomas

      Does ANYBODY know who she is???

      BTW, here's the full color version. 😉
      http://img-fotki.yandex.ru/get/5901/nafanko-livej

      • Headfade
        • Tomas

          You are da man, da mith, da lejind! B)

          • Tomas

            She's a friggin' high-end "escort". A thousand English pounds for a dinner. 2k for a "luxury overnight". 10k for a week in "London or Worldwide".

            Oh, wait… that's not her fee. Those are the suggested "gifts". LOL

            • ClayB

              Lol, I dont know anything about English Pounds, but Id pay every cent! That is pure bliss!

    • Hoenheim

      What a GLORIOUS sight
      FIND
      MOR

  • SweetAwesomeness

    #4 i tilted my screen back about 10 times hoping it would get clearer!!!!

  • engelbird

    first

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1521541108 cmonstur

      Why do you even try?

  • Homer

    #17 Happy 4th of July Weekend Chivers, enjoy!

    • Jay

      Did they kill his parents, as always? Yes, US Army, all murderers…

  • Ava

    #36 God Bless 'Merica

    • Waylon

      F*CK Yeah!

    • anderson

      fuck america !!! Allah Bless Saudi Arabia!!!!

      • Brother Maynard

        agreed.

  • bman

    GREAT PATRIOTIC POST!! Happy 4th all (even our friends in the UK)!
    #36

    • http://www.thechive.com DistractedIndividual

      #32 #33 #34 #35 #36
      Can't wait for the fireworks!

    • JstevenF

      Appreciate the English mention. Our Guy Fawkes night (fireworks night) has nothing on you're 4th of July unfortunately.

  • Reading is cool

    Protip: You guys should really get the tables which are closed in the back and sides. How else are you supposed to fap at work? #7

    • Blumpkin

      Goddamnit Patty. Straighten that picture and stop watching videos of apes humping, Jeebus!

  • Rahm Emanuel

    No sexy chivettes? Next you will tell Santa Claus is dead…way to ruin the 4th!

  • DrROBOTO

    early dar makes me darink early happy 3 day weekend fellow dorks

  • Donna_Romper

    #27 A great reminder of why hot chicks should always arch their backs.

    • sarah jay

      hah yeah i tend to slouch when i'm laughing.

      • Donna_Romper

        Still hot as all hell 🙂

    • Life is not posed

      Disagree.

  • zachinacubicle

    #22 I cannot endorse this behavior… but I would eat it anyway.

  • Enzo

    #22 wtf??? i want one now.

    • Underhill

      I want two–one for dessert.

  • Brother Maynard

    #8 Gas grills are for pussies.

    • Yo Face

      It's all about wood pellets.

    • bman

      I prefer mine medium rare…

      • getUPstandUP

        ya thats a good looking steak EH

        • panama99

          ribs!!

        • bman

          I was actually referring to what Brother Maynard said gas grills were for. Medium rare = warm pink center.

          • bman

            thumbs down? really?

    • varlotto

      Lemme guess, you only use propane, and propane accessories?

      • Brother Maynard

        Charcoal only.

      • Hank Hill

        Damn right.

  • killa

    #37.
    That is all.

  • j03y

    Happy 4th of July weekend from Ireland!

    • bman

      thanks from America jo3y

  • Lame

    As a tradition, I never listen to Bon Jovi #5

    • Anon

      phaw he has some great songs.

    • http://www.theanisette.com Daris

      Hey, It's your life man.

  • Doogie Howitzer

    No sexy chivers and reposts galore. Par for the course.

    • dar love

      well don't you just sound like a spoiled little baby?

    • jamison

      #25, #17, #36, #37

      imho this was one of the more patriotic and relaxing Friday DAR's I've ever seen. I'm pretty sure you just saw there was no SC, scrolled down here, and cried.

    • YEM

      so go to that site that is cooler than the Chive. Oh wait…. impossible.

      • Doogie Howitzer

        1. I don't think the Chive staff would like me (or anyone else) to leave this site
        2. I'm getting tired of every douche's excuse as "go somewhere else" when I am stating an opinion which I think may improve the site
        3. Criticism is good, when it has merit

        • sixdeadelves

          chivers are protective of their site. A lot of the content comes from it's viewers, so what have you done for the chive lately?

          • Doogie Howitzer

            Submitted content.

            • colin

              good enough for the chive?

  • http://www.thechive.com Ace Rimmer

    #10
    Creeping like a boss… and who else noticed her underarms?
    #37
    Meaning of life?

    • panama99

      Time to try some new deodorant/antiperspirants or put some maxi pads under there!

    • DeuceBrew

      Saw the pit stains before the guy taking the upskirt shot.

      • http://www.thechive.com Ace Rimmer

        She read the instructions on deoderant:
        "remove cap and push up bottom"
        so not only is she "unsure," but the guy snapping the picture is in for an unpleasant surprise.

        • http://www.myspace.com/theamericanmaniacs BentWrenches

          But her farts smell like flowers

  • D10

    #25 well hello there.

    • gingermidgetsunite

      I'm I the only one that could only see the zit right in the middle of her chest?

      • sexybeast

        sorry…I wasn't looking that high.

  • sheoncebelieved

    #19 i could live/shag in there for ages…

    • hitechsailor

      When the boat's a rockin'….

    • DirtyArmySpecialist

      where in OC are you from Sheoncebelieved…?

    • https://www.facebook.com/GoDukes Christopher McGowan

      Typical slut looking for attention from internet commenters

    • traveller

      This is from India ,a place called kerala where you can rent these houseboats. Google it and thank me later.

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