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  • Paula_

    #9 FTW and…. FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRST! 1! 1! 1! 1! 1! 1! 1! 1! 1! 1! 1!

    Dammit guys, it's not even a challenge to me anymore. You fuckers are sooo slooooow…

    – the one way faster that you

    • believeinJHA

      your time is at an end Paula… dun duun duuuuuuuun

    • Gixxer

      'THAN YOU' Faster… not smarter.

      • Paula_

        Than you, dammit! Than's whan you get whet typing so fasn.

        – you win this time, Gixxer!

        • theederv

          fuck off paula

        • n_kb

          does anyone really laugh at your comments? :/

          • Paula_

            Your girlfriend does, and also whenever I tickle her Gräfenberg thingy.

            – go look it up, go on…

            • n_kb

              im a girl…

              • Paula_

                We know! That's why your GF is into me too; she likes very hairy girls.

                – How about: "The one that should go away"?

            • Give Carl your Humor

              I'll admit, I actually laughed at that one.

          • subzero...wins

            with the yin u must have the yang- and with everything graceful and good there must be Paula, who embodies all the shit and malice in the world…still makes me laugh though- cheers!

        • Deeeerp

          Than's whan you get when typing retarded.

        • Thumpybass

          Question: How do you get from 'n' to 't' on a keyboard? They're not exactly close together…

          • Paula_

            Through 'h'.

            – the one you love to hate

    • Donna_Romper

      Woah, there's some shit growing out of her shoulders. Still trashy hot. love it.

    • aleXTC

      obvious troll is obvious

  • august west

    just realized they start posting for the day just after the stroke of midnight….good to know, and TGIFs.

  • Gixxer

    <Insert smart comment here>

    • Paula_


      – wait, it's a smart-ass!

      • Gixxer

        Paula when i think of you, #2 plays in my head….


      <insert original/funny joke here>

      • Randy Gallegos

        <insert gratuitous compliment here>

    • Evil Dung Beetle

      Try this next time:
      <smart comment> </smart comment>
      (at least the syntax is better)

  • Floopa_Joopa

    And this is why I LOVE living in Phoenix/Tempe.

    • august west

      gotta love ASU sluts, always deliver.

      • Floopa_Joopa

        All day, everyday, my friend.

    • Facepuncher

      Chicks with fat arms? No thanks.

      • Guse


      • kewi

        its OK facepuncher one day you will get laid and quit hating.

      • its_forge

        LOL@U What he means is "no thanks, I'm not going to fap to that," but of course if this chick asked him so much as the time of day he's spoo all over himself before he could answer.

    • aaron

      Because fat chicks have big boobs there?

    • HankVatican

      Yeah. Too bad we don't have average girls with big boobs anywhere else. Lucky!

      • ASU

        college with the hottest women, and one of the best party schools….. Look it up and weep

  • Elbie

    #14 is a good way to enjoy yourself

  • ydodonutshave2die

    I'm in a glass case of emotion!

  • Just Sayin'

    I would've been first, but i got stuck on #6 and #14 for a while…

    • Brad Stevens


  • believeinJHA

    #16 still gets me hard

    • Holmespump

      Lumbergh fucked her.

  • theederv

    #10 the owner of Bear Grylls favourite restaurant?

    • Bear Grylls

      Come on guys, I've only drank my own piss in like 2 episodes.

      • Paula_

        We know you drink most, by far, when the cameras are not rolling.

        – the one you love to

        • Jessica Condrey

          I watched Bear drink his OWN PISS when a big ass storm was on the horizon and he got flooded like and hour later.
          That pussy loves the golden shower 😉

          Survivor Man > Bear Grylls

  • 2857

    could just use more pieces of flare

    • Jason Ciotti

      We need Chive flare pieces…

  • MigraineBoy

    #7 'merica!

    • Zach

      This guy is an idiot.

  • The Bandit

    #9 …she definetly looks better from this side!

    • Rob

      Who Is it?

      • The Bandit

        Lady Gaga "Born This Way"

        • azn

          Sweet Jesus what a disappointment. I had high hopes for that gif and it turns out to be that GaGa dude…rough start to friday.

          • ThatGuy

            get over yourself faggot.

          • Guest Commenter

            Still trying to figure out this thing's musical/sexual/entertainment appeal.

          • Randy Gallegos

            she may be crazy, but her ass is astounding.

            • b-ry

              she's not crazy, she just pretends she is because it gets her attention. she's the world's biggest attention-whore.

        • bettingonthecubs

          Please tell me you've seen Preform this way by weird al

        • Randy Gallegos

          also this is the only song of hers i can tolerate strictly because of the lyrical content and its message.

          • Dub

            because the lyrical content and message of this song is "godawful" as opposed to her regular "so bad it makes Madonna look like Bach, and Gaga look like Sebastian Bach"?

  • JPC

    #9 Oh great, now the Chive is posting this talentless tranny-wannabe. Fantastic.

    What's next, a Ke$ha gif?



    • BSmike

      Gaga's got loads of talent. Don't compare her to Kesha or Britney. Gaga can actually sing and doesn't lip sync.

      And she also has a fantastic ass.

      • Blumpkin

        And you sir are all over he/she's nuts

        • BSmike

          Gaga dick jokes are so old.. why don't you throw in a "don't taze me bro" while you're at it

  • sankyd

    i could stare at #6 all day. jackie, you sure have grown up…

  • Brad Stevens

    #6 by far best gif of the week

  • Paulo

    Can't go wrong with Office Space gifs. They need a whole post dedicated to that very awesome movie.
    Don't jump to conclusions…

  • xXbeermonkeyXx

    #13 psychopath in the making, look at the sparkle in his eyes

    • panama99

      Considering this commercial is from the 60's, that boy is now in his early to mid 50s. He has probably alreadt committed all of his damage on society……

      Most kids from that era played with guns and survivied. Unfortunately, some are now in Congress trying to decide what is "best" for us and our children and what we should be able to watch on TV and internet. Both sides are just as screwed up as the other.

      The line forms up over there for the free stuff (hand outs)….

      • xXbeermonkeyXx

        lets not forget that back then education was a lot stricter, and if a boy fckued up he would get a few lashings with a belt, not a stern reprimand like nowadays. they were a lot more responsible, unfortunately thru force and intimidation, but at the same time a lot dumber and boring. and there were wars going on, back then guns were todays videogames

  • wintercoat

    #15 That is more retarded than planking.

    • AnyoneForCoffee

      Please to explain what is going on here?

      • john v.

        me too. I don't get it.

      • Jesus Enzo

        its called cone-ing. its a new fad thats going around. pretty stupid if u ask me.

      • Holmespump

        Order ice cream.
        Pay for it.
        Destroy it.
        Drive away.

        Not sure how anyone decided it was worth doing, let alone filming it and posting it online.

        • Lau

          I am still trying to figure out how the fuck planking got popular. Look at me I can lay on my stomach with my hands at my side and my feet raised. Dumbasses.

    • amrith777

      And that's saying something!!

    • hMMMM

      reaction was priceless though!

  • Minion78

    #3 wtf?

  • Paula_

    BTW #7 never even made a scratch on himself this way, but he did lose 4 wifes…

    – the one you love to hate

    • panama99

      Either way, what's the problem?

    • Phil

      hmm the chive should get you two together

  • Sal

    #14 She knows exactly what she's doing

    • Jessica Condrey


  • Galletto3

    #7 im just in awe of the stupidity (although that would be a kick ass weapon in the zombie apocalypse)
    and #14 ALRIGHT!

    • wtf?

      why u use other ppl jokes? uh?
      U so funny 😀

  • Matt

    #8 Saw his shadow which means 6 more centuries of global warming.

    • panama99

      Oh well…..

      In the 70's it was Global Cooling (the big freeze).

      Now, it's global warming, there are cycles to the seasons and what the hell this liitle guy is probably just as good at predicting the future as any-one else.

      Get back with me in 50 years and then we can compare notes over the past 30 years.

      All any0one can tell you is about about what has just happened. They are unable to predict the future otherwise they would be able to tell you with 100% certainty if it was going to rain on Sunday. Everything else is guess work.

      • Mr. Loaf

        Wow, you sound like you have really studied up on the (supposed) controversy.

        You know, the one where all the corporate money tells us climate change is a hoax while real scientists tell us human pollutants are having an effect on the earth.

        • aosux

          People like you should worry more about the space that humans take up on the planet, which effects the ecosystem more than the % of a degree that humans have effected the global temperature. I think you possibly have heard more from politicians and celebrities than scientist.

  • kng_nthn

    #14 …wow, would love to watch that all day

  • Do0zer

    #14 I love it when they are so big that it doesn't matter what the do they still jiggle all over the place!

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